do you believe?

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[spookyspecialist]

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[spookyspecialist]

I FUCKED UP. I FUCKED UP. I FUCKED UP. I FUUUUCKED UUUUUUP.

[youthfulsparrow]

………………………..

………………………………….

Have you no shame. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice? That’s just mean.

[spookyspecialist]

Uh...

Uhm... wait... Hold on now...

I was just gonna... uhh...

IT’S FREE REAL ESTATE!!!

[He screams hysterically and suddenly throws a smoke bomb on the ground between them, not so majestically starting to make his escape. A hop, a skip, a jump, and a purple vine shoots out so he Spiderman swings away and hopefully far beyond sight.]

[youthfulsparrow]

Likely story. I might never be able to trust another living soul again because of this grievous farce. I can only trust my fists now, the police will never help me.

…

Okay, though. Lemme see what you got.

[spookyspecialist]

Great, then I’ll--

[Checks pockets.]

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WELL, the funny thing is I kind of sort of accidentally might of... left them at home.

[youthfulsparrow]

So. What you’re saying is, you’ve. Never actually busted a ghost.

…

You sit upon a throne of lies, Joestar-san.

[spookyspecialist]

Hey, the spooky sleuthing business is rough! Do you know how hard it is just to find a real ghost? The only one any good at finding them is Kakyoin and they're usually gone by the time we all get there! It's unfair!

Can I interest you in some positively paranormal photographs instead?

[youthfulsparrow]

No way!!!

How many ghosts have you busted?! Can you show me some cool ghostbusting tricks or something, or is that like a trade secret, or–? That’s amazing!

[spookyspecialist]

Well, I haven't actually had a chance to do much ghost busting since finding them is a lot harder than it sounds! It's usually Noriaki that runs into them and he's not even qualified to doing any exorcisms like I am!

[youthfulsparrow]

[Oh my god it’s Joestar-san.] 

[Is Alessi hiding somewhere? Probably not. But oh my god this is the weirdest thing she’s ever beheld. She never thought she’d see Joestar-san looking so young. It feels weird.]

Spooky sleuthing and paranormal problem-solving?

Wow… are you like… are you like one of the Ghostbusters or something, Joestar-san?

[spookyspecialist]

I'm better than the Ghostbusters!

I'm the self-proclaimed president of my high school paranormal club! I'm starting my own amateur ghost busting now so I have all the experience to be a professional when I graduate. I'll be a bigger name than they ever were.

[youthfulsparrow]

……………………

God, I’m trying to come up with some really cool impressive one-liner, but I’m drawing a blank. God.

I’m Suzume. Who’re you?

[spookyspecialist]

Joseph Joestar, paranormal expert at your service!

Do you have any particularly paranormal problems plaguing you?

Is there something specially spooky you need sleuthed?

I'm your man!

[youthfulsparrow]

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[She’s suddenly gripped with a horrible, sinking, spooky feeling.]

[spookyspecialist]

...... Whoooooo are you?

[extracurricularexorcisms]

[txt]  Need t figure out ho wto be a hentai.

[spookyspecialist]

[txt] u dont kno any crazy youkai magic or something for this stuff??

[ghostingbubbles]

Fine.

I’ll get you your damn chicken.

[spookyspecialist]

Okay, so no date this time.

But we’ll go on a date next time, right?

[extracurricularexorcisms]

[txt]  Noooooooooooo.

[txt]  Well.

[txt]  I mean yeah how esle is it going to happem?  He cant disugise himself round me so i have his youka form 25/7.  But we not do the do.  Started the do.

[spookyspecialist]

[txt] NORIAKI I WAS PRETTY SURE HE WOULD DESTROY U WITHOUT THE YOUKAI STUFF

[txt] NOW ITS LIKE

[txt] MAN

[txt] I HOPE U HAVE HENTAI ANATOMY

[ghostingbubbles]

GO EAT A DICK, JOSEPH.

I’M NOT BUYING YOU SHIT NOW.

[spookyspecialist]

But-- but I almost died! You promised me fried salvation!

You can’t go back on your word like that!!

[extracurricularexorcisms]

[txt]  I’m tipsy enough to almost be loose lipped about that sort of thign.

[txt]  He too big, though.

[txt]  Actlly forgoet we’re going down the path of this.

[spookyspecialist]

[txt] I KNO IM REALLY INTERESTED IN YOUKAI STUFF

[txt] BUT IM REALLY NOT INTERESTED IN MY COUSINS DICK SIZE

[txt] wait does that mean you did the do with him while he was all youkai-y

[ghostingbubbles]

The day I take you on a date is the day women find me unattractive.

[spookyspecialist]

Caesar... do you really mean that...?

...... Then you should have taken me out on a date years ago!

[extracurricularexorcisms]

[txt]  NO.

[txt]  You wanted dit see me drinkign beer shotgun for sot hte first time????

[txt]  God i todl u not to watch.

[spookyspecialist]

[txt] i like the part where jotaro says “ur so hot im going to fuck u”

[txt] its almost like a real life hentai

[txt] giant youkai dick included