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zaesarzeppeli:

CAESARINO

I WANT TO DIE

#NO.

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#spookyspecialist #Its your brother Joseph.

Okay, so no date this time.

But we’ll go on a date next time, right?

No, dates...

Unless you pay for the next one, and it doesn’t conflict with any of my other arrangements.

But– but I almost died! You promised me fried salvation!

You can’t go back on your word like that!!

Fine.

I’ll get you your damn chicken.

Caesar… do you really mean that…?

…… Then you should have taken me out on a date years ago!

GO EAT A DICK, JOSEPH.

I’M NOT BUYING YOU SHIT NOW.

It’s a date. ♥

The day I take you on a date is the day women find me unattractive.

Take me on a date to KFC, Caesar-chan.

It’s not a date, Jojo. Let’s just get your stupid chicken.

[He’s fine because he is the one and only indestructible Joseph Joestar, but he’s still going to pout.]

There’s nothing else to eat!! The only instant food we have is pasta or ramen and I refuse to eat filthy Japanese noodles! They’re inferior!

I would go to KFC but I ran out of spending money so I can’t get my fried chicken fix. I’m suffering here.

[Its okay, babby, Caesar’s here to comfort you.]

Joseph, you live in Japan. You’re going to have to eat it eventually.

I’ll treat you to dinner since I almost killed you. How’s that sound?

This is it. This is how I die. I’m in pain Caesar. You kill me, you save me, and you kill me again! I’m dying!!

Goodbye, Caesar!!! I won’t really miss you. Everything I own, including my comic collection, goes to Jolyne.

Fuck you, you don’t get anything but all my bad luck and spooky tendencies!!!!

[Kisses his head boo-boo cause apparently Joseph Joestar is just a huge babby.]

This is like the fiftieth time I’ve come over and you’re eating pasta. Do you never eat anything else ever?

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(He stands there for a few seconds before picking Jospeh up and doing the heimlich on him.)

[COUGHING AND SPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE.]

[You saved him, Caesar. Good job.]

[You’ll probably regret it latter.]

[Well, now that he’s dying significantly less...]

[He just suplexes him into the fucking bedroom floor.]

You’re welcome.

[txt] MANE SIX OR GTFO

[txt] NO ONE LIKES YOUR SHITTY BACKGROUND PONY

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[Text]: One moment

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[txt] r u talking shit about pinkie pie

[Text]: Derpy’s the best pony you pleb

[txt] /watch?v=wrPte1uijDw

[Text]: Joseph, I’m fixing to walk to your house and kick your ass at this rate

[Text]: I’m talking to Kakyoin about a good place for you to live

[txt] BRING IT ON

[Text]: You’re going to be begging for mercy after this, little man

[txt] oh yeah???

[txt] ill stay there for a week!!!

[txt] bring it on

[Text]: Fine then

[Text]: I’ll do whatever you want if you manage to stay in scariest house I can find for a week

[txt] who wouldnt want to live in a haunted house????

[txt] its way cooler than a normal house

[txt] im talkin about real spooky real estate

[Text]: If its such a good idea then why don’t you try staying in a haunted house

[Text]: Prove me wrong Jojo

[Text]: I beg you’ll run out of there before the night is even over