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phillip hawthorne, 22 manager @ hell or high water.

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elenaism:

“Excuse me sir, I am already here.”

“Jesus? I thought... Well, the bible has you all wrong.”

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loljenn:

       “ quick question … . . can i have some of those cheesy fries?? ”

“Do you want to lose a hand?”

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admillcr:

“I feel for ya man, I really do but maybe you should ask someone with a little more gusto in their back pocket. My punches probably couldn’t bring you down”

“A butterfly wing could probably take me down right about now. COME ON, give me your best.”

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ofmason:

          “ you WANT me to hit you in the face ? that doesn’t seem like the logical thing to do, sorry man, but your little shift mishaps seems entirely your fault, so i think i’ll just let you SUFFER. ”

“Man, I sort of feel like you’re the definition of a ‘bad person’-- I mean, kick a man while he’s down why don’t ‘cha.”

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maddiegarcia:

           “  you  know as fun as that sounds, how about i just fix you some coffee  ??  “ there’s a slight smirk upon her petal lips. she totally understood working the double shift. “  or maybe i should offer you a blanket and pillow. you really do need sleep.  “

A small, weak smirk tugged at the corner of his lips, and with a dramatic eyeroll he looked to the ceiling. “I think a nice, solid fist to the temple might really do the trick.” He insisted as his hazy gaze once again latched onto her’s. “Or, I guess a movie and a comfy surface could work too.”

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vivienncs:

       ❝ HM, LOOKS like you’re shit out of luck, buddy.         no pills, no nyquil, and someone refusing to knock you out. rough life for you, i guess. ❞

“You don’t even know right now, man. I think I’m the literal definition of miserable.”

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“I need you to do something for me--... Find Jesus.”

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vivienncs:

❝ HEY !! YOU gotta leave me and my spaghetti arms alone, man. sure, it’s possible, but i don’t want to HURT you. let me rephrase that: i don’t want to hurt MYSELF. fine, what about nyquil ?? that seems to do the trick for me. if not, i think your only option left to bang your head against a wall until your knock yourself out. ❞

“I’d leave them alone if you had a wee bit more confidence. Oh come on when was the last time you got an offer to just straight up punch someone in the face. No consequences, just a solid bang right here to the cheek or temple, maybe nose-- NYQUIL does NOTHING for me, it’s misery.”

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ofcally:

       “ honest to GOD, i’m about to start throwing fists at the next person who says some dumb shit. ”

“Hey Cally, did you do something different with your hair? I can hardly see your bald spot.”

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rvwcn:

❝ DON’T TOUCH THAT ! no, no – don’t touch that either ! or fucking that, jesus christ. know what ? don’t touch anything ! don’t even look at it or breathe on it ; stay right there. ❞

“Okay, so you definitely don’t want me to touch this?-- What about this, this? I’m pretty sure I can touch this.” He questioned, a devious smirk on his features as he touched every item he wasn’t allowed.

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ofcally:

     a captive chuckle pulls from the brunette, the only thing covering her throaty laugh was a loud cough a hack following after to cover her antics. “ right.            … i didn’t want you to get the wrong idea. ”

“Cally if I didn’t need you here so bad I’d literally murder you with a tattoo gun. I mean, it might take a little figuring out but it’d definitely happen.”

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rvwcn:

❝ you’re TEASING ME, i’ll fuckin’ deck you right now – but don’t be a piss baby when i do. ❞

“Bitch, did I fucking stutter-- HIT ME, DO IT.”

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parrvsh:

‘how about i don’t do that and you can just take a pill or something? it can’t be that hard, man. it’s just sleep. most of us would do that with our eyes closed.’

“Ha ha ha-- You’re freakin hilarious. But SERIOUSLY, if I could just take a pill I definitely wouldn’t be here-- the meds murder me or they make it so I can’t sleep for another eight hours. Honestly, don’t know what it is about my body.”

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vivienncs:

           ❝ THAT’S… ROUGH. see, i w o u l d, but i doubt i’d inflict much damage. why don’t you just take some sleeping pills, or something to knock you our for a couple hours ?? ❞

“Oh come on, it’s true you have spaghetti arms but-- you can fling them around enough you might get me right in the temple. God, fucking pills, you know how hard it is to get them? not to mention, how dangerous that shit is? I mean, I could take benadryl but it sort of has the opposite effect on me?”

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ffsjordanwilliams:

“I could do that but then I could also get charged with assault so I won’t, how ‘bout a drink instead?”

“D’you have glasses of NyQuil on the top shelf or something?” -- “I’ll take four.” He chirped, in a somewhat hazy tone. “No, but just some water or something. Not much of a drinker.”

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wrenbrady:

“i’d rather not punch you in the face dude. don’t want to give you a bruise. have you tried putting lavander on your pillow? you could listen to some relaxing music?”

“Please, bruises heal. Besides the nap after being knocked out is unbelievable you wake up a little bit in pain but so blessed. -- Uh, you know that’s actually smart as hell but, I don’t really have any lavender. And what would I even look for? the sound of the ocean?”

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ofcally:

       “ do you ALWAYS complain this much?? you could have called me in, you know. ”

“You know, that’s funny, I would have called you, if I had your number. Apparently, phone numbers are still only ten digits, not eleven.”