spoopylip:
“I haven’t been more miserable in my entire life– I pulled the day and night shift last night, that’s ten to four AM… Now I can’t even sleep. Can you just hit me in the face as hard as you can?”
“i’d rather not punch you in the face dude. don’t want to give you a bruise. have you tried putting lavander on your pillow? you could listen to some relaxing music?”












