A work in progress

Sam, Canadian, 24, they/she/any, transfem nonbinary, bisexual, bilingual

[sporeragnarok]

Hush Tumblr, I'm aware the post has no tags, I'm shouting on a street corner into the air, not making a real social media post

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[gaytanic-panic]

i love polyamory

[william-snekspeare]

This is so real

[pixellangel]

HOLD ON I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS

[pixellangel]

yes ive been waiting for my moment

[my-dailydreams]

[cryptotheism]

Caveman barista: Gug not allowed to wear skull of great tusk predator at milk mammoth job anymore. And gug only paid five smooth pebbles.

Neolithic Pharell on the loudspeaker: 🎶Knap along if you need to process some grass and shoots 🎶

[spideytxi-deactivated20240506]

Flirts by liking your posts until you dm me

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

[brucebocchi]

[brucebocchi]

you’re not gonna believe this

[preciousbabyangle]

they're the same picture

[theabigailthorn]

had no idea you had a tumblr! excellent

i've been on tumblr so long i'm part of the website now. my shoelaces are so old i stole them from fuckin Taft

[theehorsepusssy]

[skippydiesposting]

"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post

[skippydiesposting]

top tier comedy

[irl-loading-screens]

[pukicho]

Would you rather have a thoughtful daughter or a Kind son

[everygirlfromhereto-soho]

i would kill them both i hate them.. (Through tears) Hate hate hate hate hate

[pukicho]

Okay, cool

[anxeious]

[despazito]