Spork

| She/they ◉ 19 | Blue haired and pronouned | No. 1 Salami Lover | WLW

[sporkdefender]

Little Introduction ,':]

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⭑ ๋࣭ Send me anything and everything. If it's not my cup of tea, I'll delete it. > That said, I'm fairly slow when answering asks. I DO read all of them, I promise! Feel free to send another if you really want me to answer it

 ๋࣭ ⭑ I post when I foresee dire omens. AKA I don't have a schedule and I only post when I have a full fic (or drabble) completed, and Mrs. Sporky is avaliable to beta read it.

⭑ ๋࣭ Currently working on two fics !! Sidewalk Stranger & Rabbit Season (Subject to change)

 ๋࣭ ⭑ I create all my gifs and/or dividers unless stated otherwise!! The nvidia icons in the bottom right corner are my bat symbol lol

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ⵌ My Tags (Listed at the bottom of this post) whenasporktalks: My 'drabbles'—fics that are too short and choppy to be posted on AO3 (Usually 300-1k words)

sporkthinks...: Answers to asks

sporksinsidejokes: Edits, photos, & videos of things between me and my girlfriend

sporksmedia: Gifs and other alike things

sporkyaps: For things that don't pertain to any other tags, aka the misc tag

glassesoff ִֶָ☾.: Late-night posting that is not proof-read and often written without my glasses on. AKA shit I post when tired and horny

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 ๋࣭ ⭑ My Anons

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Sporky  ๋࣭ ⭑⚝ She/They, Psychology Student, Lesbian. Salami is my favourite food. MDT time zone. > Anti-ai, Anti-censorship. Don't like, don't read.

⭑ ๋࣭ Some other things I enjoy are: Eddsworld, Devil May Cry, Outlast, Cry of Fear & Afraid of Monsters, Left 4 Dead, Assassin's Creed, Vampyr, Papers Please, Borderlands, The Forest, Supernatural, Knives Out, Diablo, Dead by Daylight, and a lot more!!

 ๋࣭ ⭑ My current favourite bands are Kvelertak, Kult, and Alice In Chains. That said, please send me song/band reccomendations!! I can never have too much music.

⭑ ๋࣭ If you want to see what I get up to elsewhere, you should totally check out me and my gfs tiktok where we post little gaming clips. We post very rarely though LMAOO (cryptidsandbiscuits)

 ๋࣭ ⭑ The most interesting thing about me is I had a mildly succsessful Eren Jaeger oneshot fic on wattpad. I also ran a strip club in Bloxburg in 2020

⭑ ๋࣭ Please feel free to come talk to me!! I don't bite and I really enjoy it when people spam my inbox (or dms!),, nothing is tmi. I'm nosy and enjoy hearing your drama

There's probably a typo in here somewhere. Oh well

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I feel like habit has a habit of humping things a lot. Like the couch, or you, or his/your pillows. He’s a weird hump freak

No I totally agree with you, and it gets to be an issue really quickly. You're not allowed to do anything around the house without getting fondled and rubbed up on. On the rare occasion that Habit's not clinging to you, he's not too far away grinding into his palm or a nearby item.

Pervert alert!! Pervert alert

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He humps your leg while you're sleeping too. Who said that

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Waiting for my wifi to return to continue struggling to write the word balls but do you guys like my mostly Tord wall. I'm burning through printer ink at rates never seen before but it's worth it

Thanks to my cat for covering up Mrs. Sporky.

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I feel like habit has a habit of humping things a lot. Like the couch, or you, or his/your pillows. He’s a weird hump freak

No I totally agree with you, and it gets to be an issue really quickly. You're not allowed to do anything around the house without getting fondled and rubbed up on. On the rare occasion that Habit's not clinging to you, he's not too far away grinding into his palm or a nearby item.

Pervert alert!! Pervert alert

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Here's a counter offer to balls -- his man sacs /j

Jesus please no. Slovenian Jesus if you're listening to me please god ANYTHING but....

Man sacs

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Hi everyone. This is Mrs. Sporky sending in an anonymous ask, and it's about Sporky's most recent post.

She first complained to me about not being able to write the word "balls", then went into the groupchat to tell everyone, and now she's complaining here on tumblr.

Is this really the same author you guys love so much? 🤨 You'd think this would come naturally to her given the amount of sex she's written. And "balls" isn't even remotely close to the nastiest thing in those fanfictions (lovingly).

Now you know why she takes so long to write new stuff, given she's having these moments LMFAO

It's so bad Mrs. Sporky has to give an announcement. I feel like I've had much worse moments when writing compared to being stuck at the word balls but if I have to suffer, everyone else has to as well.

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Just write bells bro

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I GENUINELY MIGHT HAVE TO, AND SAY THAT IT WAS A TYPO. It's literally one time in a sentence that no one will remember and I STILL can't bring myself to write the word balls seriously. When someone asks what I dread the most in writing I'm going to say balls I'm genuinely DONE with my life

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I physically cannot continue my writing because I do not want to write the word 'balls'. I've hit a wall because I do not want to type out the five lettered word BALLS and I've moved my complaining onto Tumblr because there's no way I'm serious.

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Zombie Tori

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Ok ok ny final thought b4 I go to bed

Taking breaks in between chores to suck Evan off 🤤🤤 gimme that nerdy white boy 🤤🤤 matter of fact gimme steph too 🤤🤤 BOTH of them at the same time

Edging I say. Tag teaming Evan with Steph. One of you sits on his face while the other rides him. Making out in the middle of it all. And Evan's FORCED to take it because he's not done until both you and Steph are done. He doesn't know who to hold onto.

Wait. Wait wait. Roles aren't important here, mostly because I literally do not know WHO I'd enjoy this more with: Teaching Evan how to eat a woman out by forcing his head in between Steph's legs. No real guidance besides a few minorly degrading comments, and how he won't leave until he makes both you and Steph cum with his mouth alone.... Computa do you hear me?? Computa is my mic on??? Can you tell I like men submissive but my woman dominant???

Sorry went off a bit. Back to what you were ACTUALLY saying,, pausing in the middle of vacuuming (aka forced into Evan's lap) and completely abandoning all tasks to instead make out sloppy style. Like yeah,, you'll have to run another load of laundry and it'll be a bit hard to meander around the house with wobbly legs, but it'll be worth it.

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ok ik I js sent smth BUUUUTT (butt im so funny)

Reader that acts alot like habit BUT isnt habit (ykwim) and is possessive over Steph... yeahh... strokes wizard beard.. AND AND its WLW YEAHHHHHHH AND READER LIKES TO PUT ON PERFUME AND RUB UP ON STEPH LIKE A CAT YEAHHHHH IM COOKING

I put this in my drafts to remember it, then forgot it was in my drafts, and when I went to respond to it I thought Tumblr whisked this away from my inbox right in front of my very eyes. I need more post it notes bro wtf.

Anyways I'm stroking your wizard beard so hard right now. I'm such a sucker for monster/human or at the very least monster-coded human/human OHHH my god you're speaking my language. Readers that local cat no one can get rid of because someone (Steph) fed it once and now they keep coming back for more snacks.

Rubbing up on her while she's painting and inevitably getting it smeared everywhere and staining your clothes... Accidentally knocking her glasses straight off her face when smushing your cheek against hers. Sigh Evan is going to have to fight me for Steph. I'm gonna lose but he's going to have to fight me. Goon night freak nation.

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The SINGLE time I have the urge to write I am hindered by my finger, which I sliced a huge chunk off of it prying metal from the bottom of my candle. Was it smart? No, and now I have a canyon-deep cut where my knuckle is. At least I can imagine Habit sucking the blood from my finger idfk SOMEONR KILL ME

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The beat is pissing me off cuz WHY is it 105° AND raining alot 💔💔

It just started raining literally not even a minute ago and I ran to tell you that you transferred your rain to me. It actually might start hailing, but I am OKAY with it. The view from my window is hella aesthetic right now. Lowk feel like Toby is about to crawl in all muddy and bloody.

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sporky porky.. woukd u ever write for steph.. i got a surge of gay in me

i rarely see any fics of her

I already AM. I have two drafts and four ideas in my notepad... I was unaware that there was a demand for Steph. That or maybe you summoned Steph into my inbox. Perhaps I'll work on my Steph drafts sometime

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complaining about the heat is sooo relatable. i need it to be winter already. i'm in the northern part of america and the heat plus wildfire smoke makes me feel like i'm in fallout.

all that keeps me going is habit and supernatural. and outlast. always outlast

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LEGIT HOW I FEEL. I'm waiting for that perfect time in fall where I can get shit done. I'm grateful that there are no major wildfires where I'm at, but the lower part of my state is burning up. The sky and moon are bright orange,, it's kinda crazy.

And have you played the new Coyle trial?? The biter is so cutie I cannot lie but the detonation system is kinda annoying

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Just testing if my asks are going cuz Tumblr HATES me and I already sent one 💔💔💔 I dont like spamming but I don't know if Tumblr ate my asks or you are busy...

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DON'T WORRY TWIN!!! I (hopefully) have received all your asks, I'm just laying starfish naked in my bed sweating my boobs off right now. I'm planning on getting a chunk of writing & asks done tomorrow... Hopefully. Don't let it be too hot or I'm gonna smite you specifically

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need to get headlocked with habit till he crushes my throat and i pass out. i mean. um. who said that.

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ME. I SAID THAT. I SAID THAT!!!

Drooling all over him while he tells you to keep quiet. Keeps you on the very brink of passing out, and whispers a few praises when you finally give up. And once he finally lets you breathe again, his arm is covered in bite marks and scratches... Hmmmm...