Omovember Day 02- it's either here, or...
From @homo-rashi 's omovember prompt list: It's either go here, or in your pants.
AU where Eddie worked The movie theater or a record shop in the mall, and he ends up either with scoops troop or in place of some of the younger members of the scoops group.
"Man," Steve says, quietly enough but it still feels like shouting to Eddie, "we don't actually know how long we're gonna be stuck here. What's your plan?"
Eddie has been fine, okay, just fine. Yeah, he probably should have taken a piss when Robin and the kid did, before they embarked on this mad quest... but he'd gotten distracted.
Even assuming he would have been able to, which, with his stupid pee-shy bladder meant was actually not a great bet... Which Steve actually knew about.
They would sometimes have shifts that overlapped, or they were both on close or something, and they end up in the restroom at the same time, and sometimes Eddie ducked out and waited, or sometimes he'd take a stall and wait for Steve to finish and leave... But a couple of times, Steve walked in while Eddie was mid-stream and he just. Froze up. He tried to play it off like he was done, but about the third time, apparently Steve clocked it.
Even though they'd been friendly enough, neutral at worst, so far this summer, Eddie has still been expecting ridicule if Steve ever figured it out... Which was why he'd definitely pushed it a couple of times, skipped the John when he knew Steve might also be there, and just headed straight home despite the fact that his Fucking teeth were floating
But on the Day Steve figured it out, he'd just said:
"Oh, sorry dude, didn't know you were in here. Can you finish if I leave?"
It was... fuck. Holy shit.
Anyway, Eddie didn't think he could, not whole knowing Steve was just outside, waiting on him. So he screwed his courage to the sticking post and shook his head and waited, waited while Steve took his own (clearly, pretty badly needed, fuck, Steve Harrington might actually be some kind of gentleman or some shit) post-shift piss.
Fucking tortuous to listen to.
Steve was completely chill and casual while he washed his hands and wished Eddie goodnight, and Eddie was so thrown by the whole thing he actually almost pissed himself, suddenly apparently ready and able with no warning, almost before he could get himself back out of his pants.
After that, although it happened a few more times, honestly it was easier, or it felt easier, even though he still froze every time.
Easier wasn't the same as a miracle.
so yeah, maybe he shouldn't be surprised that Steve clocked him now, too.
A bolt of need shoots through him, and Eddie darts a hand down, before catching himself.
"Dude," Steve says, still in that chill quiet voice, happily too quiet to carry to the other side of the Elevator, where Buckley is Fucking around with some boxes, "Man, I can tell you've gotta, bad. What's the plan for when you can't wait anymore? There aren't a lot of options."
"Die." Eddie states, firmly and quietly. Fuck, and feels himself leak a little.
"... I was think more 'here or your pants', man, but I guess that's good too."
A few more minutes pass, and Eddie leaks again and wants to cry. Fuck. Fuck fuck.
If he doesn't do anything he Fucking Will piss himself, but if he tries... ugh, his whole body cringes at the thought, and he's Done that before, Tried, and every time he just Stands there like an idiot and can't go, not as long as there are other people... and yet the moment he stops and gives up and pulls up his shorts or whatever, it's like open Fucking season again.
He just wants to stop being uncomfortable! Is that so much to ask??
"What if..." Steve starts again, and Eddie peeks over, sees him chewing on his lip and shifting back and forth. Wait. Steve didn't... Eddie didn't think Steve went when the others did, either... "What if we go together?"
Eddie shakes his head sadly, defeated.
"Nah man, come on, let's give it a shot. ... You think you can climb up if give you a boost?"
Eddie looks up, shakes his head, both at the thought of trying it (he'd almost certainly piss himself at this point) and the futility of trying to go With someone, even Steve (and when had he become "even Steve"??).
Steve frowns, shifts again, and then confidently strides over to Buckley.
"Robin, do me a favor and go up top for a minute, huh?"
Robin looks at him appraisinly.
Robin scrunches her face.
"oh ew. why not just go up there yourself and pee in the corner or something? And not tell me anything??"
"it's, uh, not closed. Would, uh drop down the wall."
Robin's expression clears.
"Yes that." Steve agrees, and Eddie hopes Robin can't tell how clearly Steve had absolutely not thought about that.
And then they're in the clear. Sort of.
He and Steve line up side-by-side against the wall in a back corner. And it's not going to work.
"come on", Steve encourages, " just try it. And if it doesn't work, I'll go over to the other side and stick my fingers in my ears and sing real loud or something."
Eddie wants to laugh, he really does, and he does at least smile, and Steve apparently takes that as permission to get started.
He jostles Eddie's Shoulder I'm a friendly way, and starts to unzip his jeans.
Fuck, he wants to go so bad.
It's awkward for a minute, as they both stand there, dicks out, not pissing. But then Steve gives a little sigh, and Eddie, rigidly looking straight at the wall, hears his stream start up.
Involuntaril, he actually looses a spurt, before immediately freezing again.
Steve doesn't act like he heard Eddie, even though Eddie's pretty sure he made a noise. Steve just stays where he is, pissing quietly.
It is pretty quiet actually, either Steve didn't have to go that bad, or... or actually, maybe against the wall like this, maybe it just is gonna be quiet. No echo.
(Eddie sometimes prefers pissing in the woods for exactly this reason)
With that thought in mind, and only a passing worry about what's gonna happen when Steve finishes and Eddie is still going, Eddie...
Is suddenly pissing. Standing next to Steve Harrington.
Oh. Oh god. Nothing has ever felt this good. Not orgasms, not any drug he's ever tried.
And when Eddie's brain finally works again, and he feels like he's actually close to empty, he realizes...
Eddie peeks a little look over, and Steve's face is startlingly serious, staring down at himself. maybe he Did have to go pretty bad then. Or. Or maybe...
Eddie finishes, and shakes himself, and start to sort himself out, and Steve's whole posture relaxes and Eddie can't help but look at (Steve's really nice dick) that last intense spurts Steve hits the wall with, clearly louder and with more force than the rest.
"Oh thank God" Steve says, also finishing up "I was hoping if I kept going the whole time, it would help, but I seriously couldn't have dragged that out any longer, holy crap."
And then they catch each other's eyes, and suddenly they're giggling like kids and Steve is so close and Eddie knew he was pretty but holy fuck it's a different bag up close and Steve's SO close and getting closer and they aren't giggle anymore and Steve is leaning in...
And Robin's feet hit the grated floor behind them.
"Alright, dinguses, all penises better be out of sight."
(Later, when Eddie and the kids have been separated from Steve and Robin, and then found them again, and then lost them again, and Steve and Robin are sitting on a dirty bathroom floor, coming down, finally... Steve will talk about these people he's met this summer, and Robin will think it's a come on, which it will be, kind of, and she'll find the courage to come out to him, and he'll make her laugh and feel like it's going to be okay...
"uh, I think I almost kissed Eddie, earlier tonight. Can someone be, like, half-gay?"
"... Yeah. Yeah? that's called bisexual. Are you... You think you're bisexual? Also, wait, before or after your little wall-watering session? Please don't say during, or, if it was, please lie to me.")