Spread Eagle

Fall's End, Hope County MT. Go Cougars! Family owned since 1967

[spreadeaglebar]

The Jukebox at the Spread Eagle Bar is now up and running again after some brief technical difficulties!

// HOUSE RULES:

keep it cute - i am playing a character here, but i am in fact a real person in here also. no hate, no nastiness, etc and the ask box stays open. three strikes and everyone's out, etc.

keep it clean - this blog is 18+ simply because i am not a minor and don't feel comfortable interacting with them. however, this is not a nsfw blog. please keep raunchy stuff out of this blog's notes and asks. if you end up in a rp in my notes or whatever and things start heating up, please kindly move on to a post of your own making or dms.

keep it classy - i don't want any seedcest, graphic descriptions of violence, etc in my area. I trust everyone is nice and will behave anyway, but I'm just keeping us all on the same page. no's and such will update as they come up and such.

// AIM:

the spread eagle bar blog is intended to mirror a small town facebook page kind of vibe. gossipy and flush with nonsense advertisements and passive aggressive PSAs. the 'admin' is an oc but is intended to be built up slowly. this is part ask blog and part roleplay blog, so it'll go wherever it gets taken really.

I also intend for various posts to act as a springboard for other roleplay blogs that have been popping up lately in the resurgence, such as the ladies' night post etc. feel free to get in the notes and chat amongst yourselves, you won't bother me unless you forget the rules. unsure whether to proceed with something? shoot me a message, i'm happy to clear things up.

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yall don’t happen to know when the next testy festy is, right? The field looks sad without a poster :(

-Deputy I.C.

Hello Deputy! The Testy Festy™ is our annual early fall event, therefore you can expect the next Testy Festy™ to take place in September 2019! We hope to see you all there ❤️🦅

[spreadeaglebar]

You know how in some bars you can give them your keys to pick up the next day? ...Would you be willing to do that with a radio?

Due to previous incidents, no.

However, if an item (within reason) happens to be lost on the premises of the Spread Eagle Bar, please enquire about our lost property box at the bar. ☺️

[spreadeaglebar]

Your arcade machine is rigged!! It ate all my quarters and I couldn’t even get past level one!

I'm sorry you've had issues with our arcade machine. We will happily reimburse your quarters if you speak to the bar staff about your issue ☺️

Additionally, we're having ongoing issues with misuse of the machine leading to damage. We understand frustrations are high in Hope County as of late, but the staff at the Spread Eagle Bar would like to remind you all to please not take it out on our property ❤️🦅

[spreadeaglebar]

Whoever has misplaced a yellow spray painted shovel, your personal item has been placed with the others in our lost and found box awaiting collection.

[spreadeaglebar]

Hay when's the next karaoke night?

Depends on when we get that damages bill paid after the last one the stage fixed! We are still looking for a quote on the work to be done, so for now karaoke night at the Spread Eagle is on hiatus ☺️ we hope we can sing along with you all again soon!

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The Spread Eagle bar would like to reiterate that we do not support pamphleting at our location. Attempting to hand advertisements, literature, and so on out to patrons at the door will result on removal from the premises and may escalate to a report being made to law enforcement.

Requests for authorisation of personal or professional advertisement to be displayed inside the Spread Eagle can be made to Mary May directly.

[spreadeaglebar]

IF MY HUSBAND EARL COMES IN THERE please remind him he has a FAMILY

Hello, while the Spread Eagle bar is family owned, we are not actually qualified to mediate civil disputes! Also, we receive patrons from all over Holland Valley and Hope County as a whole, a handful of which happen to be called Earl. ☺️

[spreadeaglebar]

Do you have a lost and found? If so, weirdest find?

Nothing that I am cleared to share on the company account! ☺️

If you or a loved one has lost something during your visit to the Spread Eagle bar, please inform bar staff early the following night, we will allow you to look for it in the box of lost items. However, we are not liable for the damage or loss of personal property on the premises.

[spreadeaglebar]

2.5/5 stars I got hosed down for ordering water Coyote Ugly style

Hello, as the Spread Eagle is not a Coyote Ugly (the closest of said chain is currently in Denver Colorado) we cannot promise the same service. ☺️ also our barmaid is a real human person

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No offense but when did this become a gay bar? Im not homophobic but that drag queen with a gun gets mean when she drinks

Hello, please take all complaints about the Sheriff's Deputies to the Sheriff!

Additionally, we would like to clarify that Ladies' Night is our current Tuesday special, and therefore until further notice will be every Tuesday. It's Ladies night, there will be all sorts of Ladies there ☺️

[askstaci]

I was wondering if any active fc5 rp blogs wanted to rb/like this post to promote themselves ? I have this staci blog and an Eli blog @fuckthecult

[spreadeaglebar]

LADIES - looking for something to do with your Tuesday nights? Join us here at the Spread Eagle in Fall's End at 5:30 - 10 pm for free drinks and live music!

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The staff at the Spread Eagle would like to remind our patrons that the 'No Smoking' signs do in fact extend to other smokable substances, not just cigarettes. Additionally, the Spread Eagle bar reserves the right that upon suspected use or influence of Bliss, that the relevant patrons will be removed from the premises and issued a ban.

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If you have recently had any sort of flyer, pamphlet, or other form of vandalism placed upon your vehicle while visiting the Spread Eagle bar, please know that we have been made aware, and that the staff are currently working closely with the Hope County Sheriff's Department to resolve this ongoing issue. Please direct further complaints to the Sheriff or the Deputies.

Additionally, the staff would like to reemphasise the fact that the Spread Eagle is a no pets zone, which extends to large and exotic companions including but not limited to bears, cougars, gators, and wolves.