i'm on fire & born to run

eric church is the beginning to the end of my slightly pathetic life

[newromantis]

[sunsetbabe]

She lost him but she found herself and somehow that was everything

[dulect]

me driving away from your shitty opinion

[earthdad]

It’s getting harder and harder to tell what is a Clickhole article and what is real

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[sadnegro]

savage

[goldnpoc]

Omfg

[daveocean]

me

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

very blessed post

[misterlupin]

so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create

and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win

[proseposeur]

Okay here’s a dramatic reading of it

[misterlupin]

aRE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’M GONNA PISS

[fall-out-pan]

EVERY FUCKING TIME

[staraptor]

‘Lms if you read’ But That’s So Much Work

[abandonedprogram]

Why Do You Type Like This

[staraptor]

[officialjeffgoldblum]

overheard a girl’s phone conversation on the bus where she angrily asked the person on the other line why she had to call on someone else’s phone - “why did you block my number?? yes you did! then why didn’t you answer my calls or texts???” and i was like damn, this girl is mad, i kinda feel bad for whoever she’s talking to. then she said “no, grandma, LISTEN” and i was like grandma, the fuck? how could you?

[mrclassyclass]

[theartof-severn]

i can’t breathe

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me going out in public once a week

[innerpeaceonly]

I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.

[unclefather]

everyone: *talking about that show hamilton*

me: 

[theprocast]

One day, many years from now when you realize what you’ve lost - you will search for me. Perhaps you’ll email me but there’ll be no reply; or maybe you’ll call my number but it will have changed…. And when you give up trying to find me physically, you’ll search for me emotionally. You’ll try to find someone else who will love you like I did or make you laugh as much as I used to … but you’ll soon realize there’s nobody else quite like me… I was unique… I was the one for you - and you lost me. And you will try so desperately to find traces of me in every soul you meet for the rest of your days ….but you will never ever find me.

Ranata Suzuki (via theprocast)

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