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[spritz-o-water]

Ive made a NRB discord server!

Check out the NeRBs community on Discord – hang out with 2 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

[nrbconfessions]

I MISSED THE KENTILLY THING can someone explain what they think happened

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[spritz-o-water]

We knew kentilly were dating mainly thanks to 1. Ken's Chinese boyfriend stand up routine and 2. The are you evil podcast episode on Tilly

Recently though they might've broken up, evidence being these Instagram stories

Which imply Ken's single

[montcarmel0]

Al vs Al (stands for ال مقابل ال, not for artificial intelligence vs artificial intelligence... for anyone wondering)

How nice it was for me just to sit down and draw for my own pleasure, even knowing that it would gain 1 like

Upd: somehow I'm more happy with it

I don't want to say anything about the plot, the tension between them is already visible

[elfagito]

bitches love my tilly genderbend

[lukewarmwheels]

BRIAN DAVID GILBERT ON NRB THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[nrbconfessions]

since nrb is probably reading this, i’ve decided to use this as a messenger service to get nrb to do what i want. NRB BRING BACK CTRL FREAKS PLEASE!!!! THE PEOPLE DEMAND MORE CTRL FREAKS CONTENT!!!!

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[nrbconfessions]

Now that we know NRB is reading this stuff and also willing to post videos about it, we should just start asking them questions in the hopes they will respond. It's better than asking questions on youtube comments because tumblr is Cool and Novel.

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[loafofbr3adtm]

@elfagito pt 2/2 actually fuck these homos look how cute tilly is

[bardeluc]

NRB plays BotC Textposts 4/?

[elfagito]

sullivan tumblr mention 9 minutes into the video. he has a parasocial relationship with us... get a hold of yourself man

[spritz-o-water]

Sullivans will look at a moment that's perceivable as nsfw ask "is anyone going to mention tumblr" then not wait for an answer

[happybunnykat]

What if I start a trend called "No one nuts November" where everyone writes about their favorite characters having bad sex that sucks and isn't fun.

[happybunnykat]

Okay so I made a list of 30 (well, 29 actually) prompts I am releasing into the wild. The point of this is that at least one of the participants are not having a good time.

It has 30 prompts for November but feel free to write and post whenever, but please add the tag #No one nuts November or #NoonenutsNovember wherever you post. You do not have to @ or credit this blog if you use any of these prompts.

(Text version under the cut)

1. Safeword

2. Sub/dom drop

3. Loosing intrest halfway through

4. Trying something that doesn't work

5. Medical emergency (bonus points: it happens during bondage)

6. Bad/failed orgasm

7. Should have safeworded

8. "Wait, it's not supposed to hurt?"

9. "Let's never try that again."

10. Sex so bad they break up after

11. Realistic shower sex

12. Incompatible kinks

13. Threw up on that thang

14. Can't get hard/wet/aroused

15. Says wrong persons name during sex

16: ugly crying/overwhelmed

17: "I remembered you being better at this"/"I'm not impressed."/"I've had better."/"You're not hung chill"

18: Allergic reaction/cut off circulation

19. Dirty talk/degradation gets too real

20. Ignored/missed a safeword

21. Random horny confession that kills the mood for the other person/people

22. "No really, that's not going to fit."

23. Fire alarm goes off/interrupted by a third party

24. Pushing themselves into sex they aren't ready for

25. Sex toy gets stuck

26. Only one person having fun/agreeing to boring sex

27. Couple brings in a bad 3rd

28. Sex in a bad location

29. Sex so bad it kills you/one of the participants dies

30. Free day

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

HANG ON- IN RIMWORLD YOU CAN MAKE ALL OF YOUR STARTING COLONISTS COSMETICALLY PIG PEOPLE WITHOUT ANY IN-GAME EFFECT?!

I’m suddenly much more invested in trying this game out

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

okay maybe there’s some gameplay effect

[natjennie]

I miss ctrl freaks so bad. nrb please bring ctrl freaks back. there's so many good friendslop games out there I NEED an nrb version of. peak. meccha chameleon. super battle golf. repo. pleaseeeeeee.

[elfagito]

everyone say hi to dominique and suzanne

[spritz-o-water]

Anger Blake

[json-derulo]

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

[elfagito]

bitches be drawing. sullivan why do you have to look like that