clockwork orange

if you know shit fuck you

[unfuck-it]

you fucked up

idk what you’re referring to but probably

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jesus tittyfucking christ whats a guy gotta do to get some interaction around here like im seriously so cockhungry for conversation that im willing to milk it from a strangers teet

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boy your head big as shit

[driflloon]

vibskov fw17

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upon making that i realized i had gotten two new followers but one is a porn blog so does it really count

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its the asscrack of night so you know what that means thats right im here to spread my feces in the form of a text post for all of my 88 followers to behold

[wikilifeadvice]

mash your apple chunks

[justdropithere]

Myles Dominique by Melodie Jeng - Backstage at Fendi, FW17

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the stache is back

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crowboii replied to your post: fuck every single tall strider: 

im five foot exact is that tall

in what world do you live in where that would ever be considered tall like yeah maybe to a smurf 

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fuck every single tall strider

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Are you dating anyone? What's your sexuality?

i love sticking my dick in blenders and pressing on its like interior decorating but hannibal style

[wams-hiatus2017-deactivated2017]

@spunkrot

hi im flare can i have your name also tell me why everyone uses spongebob avatars i thought you were a pornbot

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no see if you look closely i edited sunglasses onto my patrick do you know any pornbots with any semblance of knowledge to do that? no i didnt think so also no you cant have my name im trying to get people to call me spunk 

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the only source of purity on my dash at any given time is my sister which says a lot considering the shit she posts also im 75% sure the irs has been after her ass for decades but escaping governmental prosecution can only lead to sibling bonding

[rcktpwr]

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

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honestly if i had to choose between really good sex or popping a hard pimple id choose popping the pimple

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slimedunked:

if i said something along the lines of wanting to lick the oil out of your dirty pores, you would have tried to tell me i wasn’t allowed to reblog your shit like last time.

welp thats it folks im logging off i cant believe you made me read this with my own two eyes its like no amount of church can save you you god damn goblin