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⋗ @squanched ″Squanchy my ma - an. My maaain man! How the fuck are you?″

“Oh, you know. Squanching here, squanching there. Almost got arrested for squanching in the back of gas station on a little planet near Bird World, but Pers got me outta it. What about you, huh? Still draggin’ around that anxious little ball of nerves?”

#thank u bro here is a rly lame reply bc im still tryin 2 figure out how to write this FUCKING CAT GREMLIN #also says squanch way more than he does in canon oops #im very sleepy wtf im gonna go 2 bed after i post this pRobably #v; squanching #gxrbo

Squanchy, don't tell my friends but I'm such a closet fan of The Flesh Curtains! *fanboy-glomps you* -Ocean Punk Historical Gaslamp Fantasy Cosplay!Marko Azim Dippel V The Werevhoulbie Anon of The Monstrel Empire

At first, all he could do was blink and stare, completely aghast by the fact that he’d just been tackled out by a complete stranger and was not being held at gunpoint. What the hell was this, anyway? It took him a few moments to fully register what they had said to him, still utterly confused by the way they ambushed him like that.

Oh. OH.

That explained it.

“Woah, hands off the merchandise there, kid. I dunno what you’ve been squanching lately, but ya sure don’t smell like it’s been anything good.” He made a mental note to tell all of this kid’s friends about his dirty little secret as revenge. Well. If he ever met any of them, anyway. Not that he necessarily looked forward to that happening, given how ridiculously enthusiastic this guy was.

#v; squanching #WEEPS #thank u for the ask tho haha!!! im still trying to get used to writing this lil gremlin and this helped a bit for practice <3

( ok ok like for a starter when i’m not being a lazy insecure piece of human garbage )

#mutuals only pls #ooc #delete later

i thought you were dead

“Who the fuck’s been squanchin’ lies about me.”

#ic??? ooc? will we ever know???????#v; squanching #i guess

@ricksinchez

“Rick Sanchez! What’ve you been squanchin’ lately, you crazy old bastard?” He threw his arms up in exclamation, a good portion of the beer that was in his hands sloshing over the side of the bottle and sinking into the carpeted floor of the man’s living room. Or the mans daughter’s living room, technically. Whatever. Same difference. As far as he was concerned, it was still Rick’s place, especially considering the fact that his daughter and son-in-law were nowhere to be seen.

What a shame. Beth was actually pretty sweet. It was probably good that Jerry wasn’t around, though. Rick hated that guy, and if Squanchy wanted to see a fight, he’d go to that one bar where people bet on fights between dog/rooster hybrids. Man, was that place a hoot! But he could watch hellish abominations fight each other to their deaths any old day. Granted, he could probably visit with Rick any old day too, but not when he had the house to himself. Or mostly to himself, anyway. Where were his grandkids? Probably off doing homework like a bunch of nerds, huh?

#riickest #ricksinchez #v; squanching #this is probably th onLY THING ILL WRIT E ALL DAY #how th fuck do u write for an alcoholic cat gremlin #also i wrote rick sinchez at first i hope ur HAPPY

( it begins )

#i say as i will probably not do anything on here until at LEAST tomorrow #ooc #delete later

“ I LIKE your SQUANCH ! “

(please don’t reblog if you’re not a RP blog, thank you)

#rick and morty rp #rick & morty rp #ooc #;self promo #oh and!! hmu artist if u dont want me using ur art and i can take this stuff down

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