#riickest

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the one true furry

FUCKING FIGHT ME

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@riickest

                                     Holy fuck -- RICK !! thank GOD.                                                         How did you find me !?

       sure, she REALLY missed him, & oddly enough, even morty. --especially the technology they brought with them; junk she’s been led to believe to be no less than GODLY. compared to the trash on this planet, though ? ---- it might as well have been.       not long after rick & the younger left, her people had resorted to the exact same routine -- as if it was TOTALLY different. it drove her INSANE. in the midst of all the time she hadn’t seen the humans, she’s been forced to hone survival skills. these people were DUMB, but they were BARBARIANS, too. with no family to call her own, & no friends worth having, she’s even relocated a distance away -- in her own little bunker. the etreme exasperation & relief too clear in all voice, expression, & body.

                                 I-I need help -- again. I.. I don’t know what to do anymore !                            They’re still doing it ! THEY’RE STILL KILLING EACH OTHER !

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riickest

GET THIS GAY SHIT OUTTA HERE YOU LITTLE TURD

im going to kiss brad and theres noTHING U CAN DO ABOUT IT

[mortiiest]

@riickest ✨🚀

                           What, y-you think you’re so “high and mighty” b-                            because you’ve never eaten human flesh before?                                     ‘Cause, you know, you – URP – you HAVE. You                                     remember that…that intergalactic McDonalds, M-                                     Morty? Well, I’ve got NEWS for you.

      [Never eating human flesh wasn’t an excuse; believe it or not, in         some dimensions ( and on most planets in the universe ), human         flesh wasn’t that difficult to obtain, let alone legally consume. After         all, to some species, humans are essentially the same as animals.         There are some life forms so advanced that they surpass humans         in every way, and on their planets, human would be a delicacy.]

        [Beyond that, holy SHIT, did Morty not learn a single thing from         adventuring with his grandfather? “Lonely teenage boys” in the         Blumbus dimension didn’t really have anything worth living for.         I mean, when they called them “lonely,” they weren’t joking. Of         course someone as pathetic as Morty would be considered one         of them. Plus, it was probably a huge honor over there to become         a Blumberflarg.]

                                    We’ve really gotta deal with your – with your p-                                     pacifistic bullshit, Morty. You don’t think it would                                     be a major honor over there for some – URRRP –                                     lonely teenage boy to become a Blumberflarg?                                     Every dimension is different, Morty. We’ve all…                                     got different traditions, a-and the universe is a                                     big place. Hell, it’s expanding as I speak.

Rick’s latest remark had a familiar sting tugging at the bottom of the teen’s    throat, and he promptly brought up a hand to his mouth as the taste of    vomit hit the back of his tongue. There was a moment of silence as he    concentrated on keeping himself from throwing up before he staggered    slightly and started back up.

“O-Oh my God, Rick! Wh-What the hell? Why didn’t you- Wh-What- Jeez,    Rick! Don’t you think- D-Don’t you think that’s something I-I-I should have    known? Ohhh my God, I-I thought it tasted weird because- b-because it was    some kind of alien cow, or something, but- Holy crap, I-I’m a cannibal,    d-do you know how messed up that is?  G-God, Rick!” He shook his head    to himself as he felt himself beginning to gag again, trying his best to forget    about it, or at least stop thinking about it for the moment.

“B-But okay, fine, m-maybe- I-I guess the people in that other dimension    seemed pretty into that, I-I’m just saying I don’t wanna do anything like    that here, y’know? J-Just because some people wanna, I-I don’t know,    butter themselves up to be some c-creepy sort of Christmas sacrifice,    that doesn’t mean I wanna eat anybody! A-And if I did, seeing them    a-and knowing them before I did would- Th-That’d just make the whole    thing worse! H-How am I supposed to eat someone that I know?”

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Try to get Bill Nye to explain that shit!

[Zim actually did look quite baffled at what had just happened, antennae lowered, although he was QUITE ALERT by this point. There humans are just so god-damn unpredictable. Slowly, he turned, looking up at Rick.] 

…. Who…. Is the Bill Nye? 

[foronceimactuallyinnocent]

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alcohol tolerance

High, which annoys him to no end when he wants to get drunk. He drank more then he should have the years after Ford went through the portal, which pushed his tolerance pretty high up there.

[pacifiisticrun-blog]

❤ @riickest → STARTER CALL

❤ LABCOAT → INFO

• 7 DEF

• Smells like alcohol, but still looks pretty clean.

                    • No one seemed to be AROUND, so there wasn’t anyone there                     to STOP them from stepping into the GARAGE, inspecty every                     single thing HIDDEN in such a place that was UNKNOWN for                     them, like if that was some KIND of treasure hunt for the little one.                     EYES now focused on a white labcoat DANGLING from a chair,                     the Brunette GRABBED it with both hands, pulling it OFF the                     backrest with a couple of weak TUGS.

                    • Of course, it was really HUGE for them, but that didn’t STOPPED                     them from picking it up from the FLOOR and . . . just put it on, gi-                     ve a TRY now that anyone was watching them OVER.

❤ LABCOAT → EQUIP

• You EQUIP the LABCOAT.

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