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awesome♥ he gets to make me useless and then act like a saint for 'taking care' of his useless kid

it's awesome I'm 23 and once again waiting around rotting with the rest of my dad's shit until he decides to pay attention to me again

#> him endlessly waxing poetical about St. Paul is starting to drive me up a fucking wall #b/c i CANT seem to get him tounderstand . that *I* never got to fucking go outside in Minnesota #like ... well *I* had good experiences and you're an extension of me so we must've both loved St. Paul #<---meanwhile i get stranded in my room for a week waiting for the moving truck to show up while dad fucks around in a hotel somewhere

#⬜#guy who doesn't have any problems

>spend highschool drawing comics instead of studying or socializing

>useless adult

>suck at making comics

Where did it go wrong

brought some bread yesterday that tastes distressingly like mushrooms

>idon't really know what to think anymore. But; what I'm doing right now is equivalent to a bug running in circles & the problem is as always. With the world fucked up & exploding every day everybody already has their own problems + social circles to manage & no reason to step in to do anything about a self-contained problem

>i overthink way too much but then he DOES act like i'm fucking crazy & people DO stare at me at the store 💔💔 can they please invent a job where i can just board myself up inside my room and never have to go outside again

#⬜

man realizing *how* pet-like the living situation in St. Paul was is kindof insane like. Actually not being able to leave the house because dad's GF has her cats + cat gate out on the porch 🙂 and it would be such a shame to make anybody uncomfortable by needing to go get dinner 💜 because dad bails on me the second he has the chance & spends the other 23 hours of the day that he's not gracing me with human contact on the porchh💜

#Lol & here I STILL am . Taking Care Of The Cats until i have permission to leave:))))))#it's one of those. very on the nose moments every time i got dressed for a walk & would immediately here her setting up outside

Misc. Jouska factz;

>the venipede plushie is the only allowed exception to the "no eyes in the bedroom" policy; he hates having posters/plushies/ anything else with eyes on it near his bed. He accepts a feeling of general watched-ness in every other room but; the bedroom is one place he adamantly keeps safe. Overheats easily (bad fur) but often sleeps completely underneath the covers just to make sure.

>Jouska keeps a cardboard box behind his bed to prevent an indvader from walking through the wall behind his head. This doesn't make any sense but is still his big fear; the thought will nag until he does something to address it. Similarly checks that his front door is locked at least 4 times before going to bed.

>Jouska has always wanted to get a DNA test done because he suspects he may have some guard dog heritage somewhere

endlessly fucking funny when you don't have to live with it. everything's a fucking TV show for you huh

#he sucks so bad

That twink emo furry had an artistic influence on the internet equivalent to fucking chernobyl

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