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I’m going to Mickey dees, anyone want anything?

can I have a 6 piece chitin nuggets 🤤

I gotchuuuuu. What sauce you want?

uh no sauce is fine

I don't like condiments

I’m going to Mickey dees, anyone want anything?

can I have a 6 piece chitin nuggets 🤤

e-nygmaofficial

least favorite shade of green and why? (sorry if you’ve answered this already)

“Sea. It’s barely even green!”

THE SEA IS NOT GREEN VRO 💔💔

its like its own color

Esme is being mean to Edward.

Same as usual? Just replaced her energy drinks with decaf and she'll chill out.

FUCK YOU

You'll thank me later, I'm saving you from a heart attack.

You better sleep with one eye open.

"You better sleep with one eye open", says the kid who can't even reach the top shelf on her own.

I’m going to piss your pants.

Very mature. Do you also say that to the boss when he puts you in timeout?

He does NOT. I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.

I like warm pillows, I think the lack of caffeine in your brain is making you nice.

WHAT THE FUCK??

How am I, the only one of us who’s been to Arkham, THE ONLY NORMAL PERSON

I don't think you're qualified to define normal when you have a stimulant addiction, I mean that in the most respectful possible, as the sole intellectual in the room.

I am not addicted to stimulants.

“Sole intellectual”. I’d love to see Eddie hear you say that

First of all, caffeine is a stimulant.

Secondly, unless Edward shows up, I am the only smart person here.

hey guys what about me 🤓

My point still stands.

Oh what the heck man :/

Id say im smart 🤩

I'm sure you'll find some trusted adult who'll tell you that you're smart someday. That schmoe ain't gonna be me.

DUDE WHY DO YOU HATE ME 😭

@miss-tuesday i TOLD you mystery hates me 💔💔

Well I’m pissed of off at him rn so I’m willing to plan retribution

let's all forgive each other and get olive garden yes? Yes ok!!

#olive garden on @arch1ve-of-redacted-truths 🤑

As long as he’s paying

YAYA

e-nygmaofficial

Riddle me this: Why did it take my dad 17 years to get milk from the store?

“Have you considered that he doesn’t love you?”

oh yeah mine STILL hasn't come back BEAT THAT ANON--

.... neither has my mommy 😞

Esme is being mean to Edward.

Same as usual? Just replaced her energy drinks with decaf and she'll chill out.

FUCK YOU

You'll thank me later, I'm saving you from a heart attack.

You better sleep with one eye open.

"You better sleep with one eye open", says the kid who can't even reach the top shelf on her own.

I’m going to piss your pants.

Very mature. Do you also say that to the boss when he puts you in timeout?

He does NOT. I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.

I like warm pillows, I think the lack of caffeine in your brain is making you nice.

WHAT THE FUCK??

How am I, the only one of us who’s been to Arkham, THE ONLY NORMAL PERSON

I don't think you're qualified to define normal when you have a stimulant addiction, I mean that in the most respectful possible, as the sole intellectual in the room.

I am not addicted to stimulants.

“Sole intellectual”. I’d love to see Eddie hear you say that

First of all, caffeine is a stimulant.

Secondly, unless Edward shows up, I am the only smart person here.

hey guys what about me 🤓

My point still stands.

Oh what the heck man :/

Id say im smart 🤩

I'm sure you'll find some trusted adult who'll tell you that you're smart someday. That schmoe ain't gonna be me.

DUDE WHY DO YOU HATE ME 😭

@miss-tuesday i TOLD you mystery hates me 💔💔

Well I’m pissed of off at him rn so I’m willing to plan retribution

let's all forgive each other and get olive garden yes? Yes ok!!

#olive garden on @arch1ve-of-redacted-truths 🤑

Esme is being mean to Edward.

Same as usual? Just replaced her energy drinks with decaf and she'll chill out.

FUCK YOU

You'll thank me later, I'm saving you from a heart attack.

You better sleep with one eye open.

"You better sleep with one eye open", says the kid who can't even reach the top shelf on her own.

I’m going to piss your pants.

Very mature. Do you also say that to the boss when he puts you in timeout?

He does NOT. I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.

I like warm pillows, I think the lack of caffeine in your brain is making you nice.

WHAT THE FUCK??

How am I, the only one of us who’s been to Arkham, THE ONLY NORMAL PERSON

I don't think you're qualified to define normal when you have a stimulant addiction, I mean that in the most respectful possible, as the sole intellectual in the room.

I am not addicted to stimulants.

“Sole intellectual”. I’d love to see Eddie hear you say that

First of all, caffeine is a stimulant.

Secondly, unless Edward shows up, I am the only smart person here.

hey guys what about me 🤓

My point still stands.

Oh what the heck man :/

Id say im smart 🤩

I'm sure you'll find some trusted adult who'll tell you that you're smart someday. That schmoe ain't gonna be me.

DUDE WHY DO YOU HATE ME 😭

@miss-tuesday i TOLD you mystery hates me 💔💔

Esme is being mean to Edward.

Same as usual? Just replaced her energy drinks with decaf and she'll chill out.

FUCK YOU

You'll thank me later, I'm saving you from a heart attack.

You better sleep with one eye open.

"You better sleep with one eye open", says the kid who can't even reach the top shelf on her own.

I’m going to piss your pants.

Very mature. Do you also say that to the boss when he puts you in timeout?

He does NOT. I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.

I like warm pillows, I think the lack of caffeine in your brain is making you nice.

WHAT THE FUCK??

How am I, the only one of us who’s been to Arkham, THE ONLY NORMAL PERSON

I don't think you're qualified to define normal when you have a stimulant addiction, I mean that in the most respectful possible, as the sole intellectual in the room.

I am not addicted to stimulants.

“Sole intellectual”. I’d love to see Eddie hear you say that

First of all, caffeine is a stimulant.

Secondly, unless Edward shows up, I am the only smart person here.

hey guys what about me 🤓

My point still stands.

Oh what the heck man :/

Id say im smart 🤩

prettydollsparlor

Professor Pyg do you like real actual pigs and did you know they eat meat sometimes? Also I heart you… my favorite surgeon ever!

"Oh I simply adore pigs, darling! And yes, I know - they're lovely for disposing of bodies you know *snorting chuckle* Aw, thank you!"

Im crying (lightning)

Why is that the thing you think of 💔

Esme is being mean to Edward.

Same as usual? Just replaced her energy drinks with decaf and she'll chill out.

FUCK YOU

You'll thank me later, I'm saving you from a heart attack.

You better sleep with one eye open.

"You better sleep with one eye open", says the kid who can't even reach the top shelf on her own.

I’m going to piss your pants.

Very mature. Do you also say that to the boss when he puts you in timeout?

He does NOT. I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.

I like warm pillows, I think the lack of caffeine in your brain is making you nice.

WHAT THE FUCK??

How am I, the only one of us who’s been to Arkham, THE ONLY NORMAL PERSON

I don't think you're qualified to define normal when you have a stimulant addiction, I mean that in the most respectful possible, as the sole intellectual in the room.

I am not addicted to stimulants.

“Sole intellectual”. I’d love to see Eddie hear you say that

First of all, caffeine is a stimulant.

Secondly, unless Edward shows up, I am the only smart person here.

hey guys what about me 🤓

uh- th-thank you sir???

e-n-y-g-m-a

Why are ther so many Mr. Riddlers 🤩

< ? > >> Oh ?? I count one ..

I work for like 4 currently

Rookie numbers

😭💔

e-n-y-g-m-a

Why are ther so many Mr. Riddlers 🤩

< ? > >> Oh ?? I count one ..

I work for like 4 currently

e-nygmaofficial

How much modern slang do you know or are/fluent in? If you're really the worlds smartest... Show me.

He sighs HEARTILY

“No cap on god when the sigma skibidis hit the 6 7 drinking prime around tung tung tung sahur, that was…bussin on god on god.”

“I hate you, anon.”

mrenygmasir

"Amateur. This is what you just said. I'll make it easier for you to understand." "Seriously, this happened, when the really cool guys said "6-7" while drinking prime around Tung Tung Tung Sahur, (presuming he has one too) it was awesome, man." "I made that as to see how chronically online you are. I failed while you pass. Congrats on having a life."

(I made that :D Sorry Eddie) -<3

My bosses btw

Look what they have to do to mimic a fraction of my power