Sneaky dog smiles as grandma looks for ‘Lost Dentures’ (x)
trying on a metaphor

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Sneaky dog smiles as grandma looks for ‘Lost Dentures’ (x)
Someone Re-Imagined Dozens Of These Famous Portraits With A Smile And They’re Hilarious
This is why I don’t smile with my teeth, I feel like I look like this
Y’all do know that most of why the Mona Lisa is famous is because she was smiling? Like yes it wasn’t with teeth but it was a really big deal at the time.
““Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.””
— Dr. Seuss (via goodreadss)
Hands in the Dirt
Block print, 2017
by Kelly Louise Judd
cannot stop thinking about "if soulmates do exist they're not found. they're made" and how much more wonderful a concept it is. you were not made to fit with someone else, you were made be yourself and it's up to you to choose who fits with you and how they fit. you get to wake up every day and choose to have the people you love the most belong with you and that makes it so much more meaningful than some random act of fate forcing you together
Marge is a ride or die kinda bitch
Daily reminder!
Jackpot
This is getting kind of ridiculous.
There are two five leaves in there somewhere
I lost count
This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!
Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work
fuck it, lets luck this shit up.
i love one (1) disaster wizard
It’s a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you don’t eventually pull the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, you’ll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates.
Reblogging for that comment ^
Hats off for negative jokes turned to wholesome posts
IT’S ALMOST 1:00 AM AND I GOT THE BEST WRONG NUMBER TEXT EVER.
here, by request of more than one person:
Now this is what I call wholesome
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me, pressing the side of my head into my cat’s side: you sound like a car… i love you, motor boy
“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday
what do you wish for?
hang in there.