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sinchun except it's for the hockey boys main @virtqiu

[pissyleon]

hrpf but instead of any romance your teams just make better choices

[jvgoalie]

"Rooting for a team doesn't always mean that you need them to win. Sometimes you just wanna see them fight, do their best, or even just keep showing up. Sometimes you want to look at a guy and say: well, he's fucked! but he's trying!" 

You Should Be So Lucky - Cat Sebastian

[anticurses]

what makes rpf so pervasive is that love is everywhere and horniness is forever

[guiltfactory]

you're my dog and to some extent my wife

[jaesawalth]

[cowboygiirl]

[pemguims]

larsdunn said fuck martin pospisil (who gave vince a rlly bad hit and prematurely ended his 23-24 season for those unaware)

[aikaneedshelp]

something something “property of [team]” practice jerseys something something pet play

[squidchun]

Last week (I think) The Hockey Guy did a youtube video on who he thinks is the most underrated player on each NHL team, and for the Kraken he said Lars and for the Rangers he said Karts 🥲🥹

[walk-up-songs]

Realism in rpf is a vet referencing memes from ten years ago and misusing youth slang both accidentally and intentionally to piss gen z and/or alpha off

[walk-up-songs]

"that goal was so poggers," said the 37 year old vet. "the way you just yeeted it in? goalmaxxing for real."

"STOP," said his 19 year old teammate.

[walk-up-songs]

"got hit right in the dangler," wheezed the 35 year old vet. "f in the chat for my bloodline."

"NO," said his 22 year old teammate.

"mrs. obama it's been an honor," said the 35 year old vet.

[eluminium]

being a kraken fan lately feels like taking part in an absurd humiliation ritual like first we get snubbed by the stars guy and now they out here posting omegaverse on main about wrighter like he doesn't already have it bad. have we not suffered enough

[squidchun]

An actual serious hockey journalist referring to Shane Wright as "an Alpha male" is sending me into the stratosphere (source)

[squidchun]

something kind of beautiful in the way My Immortal has become so... immortal

[squidchun]

An actual serious hockey journalist referring to Shane Wright as "an Alpha male" is sending me into the stratosphere (source)

[wolfbandits]

I’m starting a rumor that ebs is in alaska fishing right now to find and defeat the bear who tried to eat buoy last year.

[squidchun]

I am once again asking howwwwwww is Tolvy not signed anywhere yet

[still-still-stellar]

Reading hockey rpf fics is such an experience bc the guys are described as so beautiful and sweet and having face of an angel and then you google them... 95% of them look like oversized gnomes that come from depths of forest 💀

[squidchun]

Last thing I wrote, tagged by @sportblogging:

Nerves fluttered in Berkly’s stomach as he watched Lars slowly strip down to his briefs. He wasn’t exactly looking forward to following suit, but he was grateful for the protection the trees gave them against the wind; the autumn air was starting to chill. “How long did it take you to get used to this?” he asked. Lars chuckled. “You mean getting naked in the woods?” Even though he knew Lars wasn't looking at him, Berkly nodded. he wasn't sure how much he trusted his voice right now. “I think that once you shift for the first time, it feels like less of a big deal,” said Lars. “What’s a little nudity to a wolf?” Berkly swallowed. “… sure.” He didn’t feel like much of a wolf.

Tagging @hotteokzz, @defend-the-deep, and anyone else looking for an excuse to share their WIPs :—)