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They/them Pls don't follow if I don't know you irl

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tummy ache in a different country</3

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on the way to camp and mother put on the horniest song known to man😭

there’s a random freshman in the car with us

he’s impressionable

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don’t you love having anger issues while not being allowed to get angry

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is this the year my mom finally won’t search my luggage

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The stomach ache of all stomach aches

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damn I have weak ass lungs

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the tv medication commercials are getting too personal

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how did charades turn into a shaming circle

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got all the glory for being a “genius” and leading my team of coworkers to victory in a paper tower building contest, but turns out we unknowingly built a giant 52”structurally sound dick..

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dusting off that Metallica drip

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oh how I love being gay

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I love my coworkers

I can threaten them with a spatula

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late to work cuz I couldn’t find my keys now construction made me even later

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and how does one go and put together a house gathering of small quantity

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something evil may be approaching

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midnight tic attacks are no fun