Please..... I need William working at like, mygym or gymboree and being unsure of how much he hates his life (alternatively Spencer's lmao)
i need you to know the funniest image ever happened in my head with william working with little kids in a gymboree or mygym. GOD.
hear me out here. william doesnt actually hate kids. he would probably think hes GOOD with them, from the 2 times he had to babysit in his life. he underestimates how bad this job will be
(the reason he even goes to get it was because the group said he’d be the worst with kids. its a lie and he’s out to prove them wrong.)
odd: i am GREAT with kids. me and aelita work at a dairy queen for crying out loud!
yumi: obviously it’s in between ulrich, william, and jeremie.
ulrich: i work at a mcdonalds
odd: … doesn’t mean you’re good with kids
ulrich: if that’s the case i’d be fired
yumi: that proves it. william is the worst at it.
william: what- where did jeremie go in this equation?!
he almost doesnt even get the job because he forgot the general stereotype of boys wearing all black (wearing a hint of red doesn’t help apparently) and that he got kicked out of his past school
the ladies working there found out he got kicked out for romance letters and they ate it up + they said something about needing to preach second chances to the kids!!!
william: i just love love.
there are so many classes for different ages of kids and he has never been more afraid of being assigned to the class with WEEK OLD babies. what if he broke one?
lots of moms bring their kids to these sorts of physical education stuff. his black attire might of been looked over by the women who hired him + the kids he interacts with, but not them
william: hello, ma’am! what class are you here for?
william: where are you going ma’am, i definitely work here! i even have a nameta-
she refuses to talk to him and talks to linda instead. it’s probably because of his black attire. he goes to get lighter clothes later to avoid these situations. they make him question his sanity.
odd shows up and tries to get in the “cardio kids” class for 7-10 year olds
odd: you can’t prove it mister!
william: you don’t even go to the gym. i don’t know what you’re trying to do but get out.
odd: okay but i brought lunch so we could hang out.
william, going as fast as possible: i’m clocking out right now for my lunch break just wait a few.
convincing kids to do things? hard. he doesn’t teach any classes, he just helps everyone with what they need plus he interacts with the customers, but GOD.
william: do you wanna go back to your class?
kid, kicking him in the shin: no!
william, crying: well i don’t know what to tell you. we have to go back.
older kids are easier to deal with but also so much harder in so many ways, but at least you can make trade deals.
william: lets go back to your class alright?
10 year old: i don’t want to do cardio!
william’s thoughts: relatable. i don’t want to do cardio either.
william: if you help me sneak cookies at the snack table will you go back to the cardio class
10 year old: cookies? yes, sir!
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