Frantic Fantastic Squirrel Imposter

Hi I'm Staaaaacey and this may turn out to be the most random thing ever so yeah.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Anyone who has ever had someone try to walk in on them while they are pooping knows that it is for more likely that you will have the shit scared into you, not out of you.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Farts are kinda like butt screams. Or whispers.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Car blinkers only ‘blink’ on one side, so technically they’re winkers.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Doordashing would have been a great name for Ding-Dong-Ditching.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your teeth aren't the same age as you.

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are more buttcheeks in the world than people

[tastefullyoffensive]

[mishacollins]

I took it as a good sign that Mark Sheppard challenged me to a duel on FaceTime last night. Having scared the hell out of all of us by dying and being brought back to life several times, The King is full of life and back to causing trouble. So happy to see you laughing, Mark, and glad to have you back. Stick with us.

[poopsadaisies]

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cham cham cham

[tragica]

Hetero lifemates