You're Not Sorry

Hello everybody! I'm Zoe and I'm 24. I'm not really a big deal. ❝When the flames get close enough, falling to death becomes the slightly less terrible of two terrors. It’s not desiring the fall; it’s terror of the flames. Nobody will ever know this feeling.❞

[jfcemilia-deactivated20141124]

So what’s up Zo?

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Watching All Time Low: Straight to DVD for the second time today.

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Yes.

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You should go pogo-sticking.

[jfcemilia-deactivated20141124]

You know me too well.

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My point exactly!

[jfcemilia-deactivated20141124]

You’re an angel. Remember to mix nutella into the dough.

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Do I really need to be reminded?

[jfcemilia-deactivated20141124]

Of course, of course.

[srslynotzoella]

Alright, I'll get some cookies made.

[jfcemilia-deactivated20141124]

Deal. But I’ll probably eat like, half of it.

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As long as I get breadsticks and they're all mine.

[jfcemilia-deactivated20141124]

But… Since you’re already my best friend, you’ll give me cookies anyway because you love me.

[srslynotzoella]

Then you have to buy me pizza.

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Someone save me from my boredom.

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But is boredom really that bad?

[jfcemilia-deactivated20141124]

So hi, I’m Troye. If you give me cookies we’re practically best friends already.

[srslynotzoella]

I don't have to give you cookies.

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So far I am having a blast.

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I can only stay at those things if they have sewing though.

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ur a cutie

What can I say?

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Oh my god, thats true… Hmm, what if I magically suck out all the apple and only have the juice left. So I’ll water it with… Eh… Juice.

[srslynotzoella]

You would have to chemically remove the composition of an apple from the juice which would leave you with sugar water, probably. 

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Because you’re so tough.

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Don't make me get your mother involved.

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@JacksGap: @zozeebo @FinnHarries Never.

@zozeebo: @JacksGap @FinnHarries I'll pay you

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I don't understand why humans treat animals so badly when they're our brothers, realistically. One day these animals are going to evolve into more sophisticated creatures than we are and we'll be sorry. Evolution is something to be feared by all of the assholes in the world.

[littlcred-deactivated20190703]

It’s the big day. Volo art show starts today!

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Hope you have fun then.

[fckmxrina-deactivated20140519]

So, some drunk man knocked on my door at three in the morning and left a package outside it. I’ve been sitting and  staring at it for two hours, and I think it just moved. 

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I got a package from a fan left on my doorstep and it ended up being a bunch of clothing vouchers. So glad I didn't throw it away honestly.