a dried-up baba yaga woman

elena, she/her, 28, certified professional lesbian. i’m like if a woman was a single dad.

[elainiisms]

u are all so so loved by me

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[jenny-holzer]

[the-semicolonoscopy]

It’s Pride Month Eve, so leave out some milk for Freddie Mercury and his cats.

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Annual reblog of Freddie and his magnificent cats.

[tumbalendar]

happy Pride Eve!

[aceynk]

tigers actually have really strong venom but their mandibles are too small to break the skin of a human so dont worry

[depsidase]

[things-that-are-not-true]

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

[korrasamibottles]

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[rathayibacter]

sometimes artists worry if their art is actually capable of making the world a better place, or if its all just wasted effort. what you need to remember is: all art is evil, and the sole aspiration of the artist should be to maim as many onlookers as possible.

[owlservice]

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[allthecanadianpolitics]

https://tc.canada.ca/en/corporate-services/consultations/canadian-experience-vehicle-headlights-glare-night

Transport Canada has a survey about whether people feel like the brightness of car headlights pose a safety risk. As someone who has been blinded to the point of pain and almost swerving off the road because of oncoming headlights I wanted to share.

The survey closes on April 20th so I don’t know if you’ll see this in time but I wanted to try!

Transport Canada wants to learn how headlight glare affects road users and what vehicle or lighting features may influence how people experi

[yutaan]

Ta-dah! I gave myself a birthday gift: Coloring the sketch of Jiang Cheng that I did for his birthday! I had a wonderful time, what an excellent gift \o/

[ivyblossom]

All other typos can go home. This one wins.

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

if you found out that your dad has 120k followers on tiktok what would it be for? what would your dad's tiktok niche be

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject