rllyjuliet:
It was either a frog or a newt, but I didn’t know what sound a newt makes so I chose the frog. It w-was really em-embarrassing, but, uhm, it’s finished. They weren’t suppose to know it’s me in the costume and wouldn’t been freaked out about a random human frog barging into their h-home. The plan sounded b-better in my mind, I s-swear.
Anyway --- I’m just gonna pretend I didn’t hear you say that. Relax, hon, am I making you nervous? Or do you just stutter? My best friend in high school used to stutter, and it was the cutest thing ever. Wow, it sounds like you need a few pointers on pranking.








