GOFFARD @sscorpionn - Tumblr Blog

I want to fucking TEAR you APART.

Stick a bottle of wine in your ass

I'm tired of fucking wine all I drink is WINE

I love bragging about my amazing skills and when someone compliments me on them. Like, yeah, I know I'm fucking incredible

Either people are genuinely fucking dumb or they think I'm stupid

Dude these meds aint doing shit

I think I hate being sober. Just put a bullet in my head already

Neverland never seemed so far away

Are you rough in bed?

Guess

Pleaseeeeee. I promise I’ll give you lots of sugar and everything nice but no spice, you’re already too spicy

Why the fuck would I want that?? my househusband already cooks for me

Can I force feed you so you’d have a cute fluffy belly pouch

Why would I want to be a fatass fuck no

I can see you tied to the bed with a gag on☺️ (and the leash)

Keep dreaming ig

Haha you’re not blond you poser

Yeah because my hair is dyed fucking purple right you fucking retard

Bark for me, you good little bitch.

Who the fuck are you feeling like? 😭

You remind me of a golden retriever except you’re not a very good boy

Dude, at this point you're only saying that because I'm blonde

I’m coming for you (in more ways then one)

Yeah, yeah, you and five hundred other people

The Derek’s are bonding oh no 🦂💥🧨

Better than just one Derek is TWO Dereks. fuck yeah

ok fuck you I did it.

Wait let me change my pfp so we can match our back tattoos

GOFFARD