Sow & Grow, Bitch

Happy harvest. 😊🌾🌽👽

[ssddap62]

Eh, B+

[ssddap62]

“The worlds a dock farm. Hoe your rows and plant your seed”

[ssddap62]

If the notel gets lonely and slow,

Call me up. Ill be there before you can say go

[thedownfallofyou-deactivated8535]

reblog this if you want a LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.

[dinyaparaluman-deactivated20200]

Kahit short lang keri na mamshiiii :)

[willowcreeper]

Please do send if you have any

[funspungirl]

[destroymylife]

[ssddap62]

Chaturbate hoes ain’t foil

[ssddap62]

Say hypothetically… the server at my uhm… table, sucked so bad that I believe Im well within reason to go as far to say she ruined my entire dining experience. May I request a new one? Or just not tip the shitty one?

[ssddap62]

WAIT! is it one for yes and two for no? Or one for no and two for go?

[scratchz]

[ssddap62]

Take me off of your call list please, thank you.

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[ssddap62]

“Y’all” is you. Don’t forget that.

[theambitiouswoman]

You can’t fix someone who doesn’t want to be fixed. But you can ruin your life trying.

[ssddap62]

How noble of you. What were your dreams and aspirations again?

[quotemadness]

“I guess being needed is almost as good as being loved. Maybe better.”

— Betty Smith

[ssddap62]

If they are aware of the difference…

[ssddap62]

This has got to be the most detail-oriented, thorough blowjob the green screen has seen since the last one it saw and I didn’t.

[ssddap62]

It’s not weird if your father comments on a coworkers picture post mentioning how stunning and beautiful she is, right?

Should I tell mom?

[ashstfu]

sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. as if its my fault

[ssddap62]

The only fault I could even remotely imagine you being responsible for is that you don’t make that combo more popular among your peers, reinforcing the belief as absolutely possible and an attainable goal for young women everywhere.

[silvermoonwritings]

“Accept that things end.”

[ssddap62]

But they are still singing and trying to wrap up the plot and I’m 3/4 of the way to pissing my pants in the middle of the theater during the production. Acceptance is easy. Boundaries are what makes the man. Peeing during intermission should be the plan.