Human Frogger Champ 💪🏻

I was too ugly to be an accountant so I became a pro wrestler instead. I think I'm kinda good at it. I've been known to cook evenly. Like a pop tart.

[rvneeyoung-blog]

If Cinderella didn’t meet what’s his name at the ball I think she would have just languished because of her terrible family. You are my someone 😛

[sslambrose-blog]

And you're mine. My favorite someone.

[lvdyfvxx-deactivated20170724]

I knew it was going to happen as soon as it got around the locker room that Renee had caught your eye. If anyone could make a married man out of you it would be her.

[sslambrose-blog]

You sound like my sister. That's the same thing she said.

[rvneeyoung-blog]

Psh, what guy? It would have just been me and like six dogs.

[sslambrose-blog]

Ah nah you're like Cinderella, you would've had somebody

[lvdyfvxx-deactivated20170724]

Puking is puking.

[sslambrose-blog]

That's true. It's weird thinking of myself as married.

[sslambrose-blog]

I like being a husband. Wait. Nah. I like being HER husband.

[rvneeyoung-blog]

You’re sweet. I’m glad I married you ❤

[sslambrose-blog]

I'm glad you did too because if you didn't, I would've killed the guy you would have married instead.

[reignsuprcme-deactivated2017041]

Brotha, I hope you have your drinking hat on because we’re blacking out tonight. We can carry on about whatever you got goin on then.

[sslambrose-blog]

YES!

[sslambrose-blog]

I like being a husband. Wait. Nah. I like being HER husband.

[lvdyfvxx-deactivated20170724]

Y'all so cute that I’m about to puke.

[sslambrose-blog]

Puke rainbows and shit.

[sslambrose-blog]

I like being a husband. Wait. Nah. I like being HER husband.

[xgoldendelight]

I try to give you a little amiable advice, and this is how you respond? But hey, gladly.

[sslambrose-blog]

I was kiddinggggg

[sslambrose-blog]

[sslambrose-blog]

Not even a full week and I miss Smackdown.

[xgoldendelight]

Go..to..sleep.

[sslambrose-blog]

Get..out.

[anotherrpmemeblog]

Send me asks to hurt my muse!

The more painful, the better!

[itsalwayssunnyinaz]

I’m not sick, I’m TWISTED!!! Sick makes it sound like there’s a cure

[sslambrose-blog]

Not even a full week and I miss Smackdown.

[reignsuprcme-deactivated2017041]

Medically released tomorrow — I need a beer.

[sslambrose-blog]

Did you say beer!? I'm down! Let's go! Plus I got some news to share with you.

[ryanranalds]

[sslambrose-blog]

Confirm or deny the rumors? Or eat pizza. Yeah, pizza is good.