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lottie person from image comics' snotgirl. by piri.

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me after reading the first 4 issues of snotgirl: i’m gonna make a blog for her it’s gonna be fun and chill and a nice cute break from all the psychological thriller/horror content i get into with my dc blogs!

me now, about to start issue 9: hello yes image? dc? i’d like to see a crossover event where lottie person meets becky albright and alice pleasance and the three of them join forces in a nice fun supportive girl power friend group and keep each other safe from stalkers

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the constant struggle of being a comics fan is kermit u going “be fiscally responsible so u can both support the series and your lcbs by buying the tpbs and monthly issues as they come out” but dark kermit u going “ur broke just binge the whole series on readcomiconline”

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more like this

[futurepopmoved]

i decide who the ( m e m e s ) are around here.

[powerbottom]

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more like this

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no one wants to go into a gunfight with a pool noodle.

“i-- i’d think no one wants to go into a gunfight in the first place...”

what’s that supposed to mean, anway? is this guy a policeman? is he with the feds? (that’s the fbi, right?) is he some kind of super secret, super sketchy, super scary mob boss?! god, the possibilities are endless! she never signed up for any of this! she just wanted to live her fashionable, allergy-free life in peace! oh, coolgirl, what she wouldn’t give for your composure now!!

“... unless it’s a water-gun fight! in which case-- you’re right! you’re absolutely right!”

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hayley kiyoko and milky chance are lottie bops and u can’t convince me otherwise

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fictionborn:

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“You mean like… when those white girls on Instagram talk about drinking grapefruit juice?” (Nicky, you could be a considered a white girl.)

What would fried chicken and sprite do to their teeth and skin, anyway, that it hasn’t already done? What’s so wrong with chicken and sprite?! They’re not here to be diet-shamed like this!

They run their tongue over their teeth as though doing a cursory check. Everything still feels pretty normal to them.

“…why would I force myself to eat food that doesn’t taste good, my dude.”

“actually, i was thinking something more along the lines of herbal tea and charcoal--” not that she’d know a whole lot about how well grapefruit juice or charcoal works, because she read online that you shouldn’t mix them with certain medications-- but hey! nicky doesn’t need to know that! “-- or even just some freaking vegetables once in a while. your body isn’t designed to run on chicken nuggets and sprite, y’know! it needs real, unprocessed things. and they only taste bad if you don’t do it right.”

the ice in her coffee shakes audibly as she points at nicky. she’s going to ignore any potential hypocrisy in that.

“my friend megan did this thing with, like, kale and orange juice once? i thought it was gonna taste like butt, but it was actually pretty good. just goes to show-- all you need is the right flavor balance.”

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listen i know i follow a lot of superhero/supercriminal characters here bc DC Is My Motherland but listen........... listen.................

lottie being mutuals w/ ur muse on social media

lottie seeing ur celeb muse and being like ‘OMG I LOVED UR COLLAB W/ VERA WANG IT WAS INSPIRED’

lottie being hired as a stylist / style consultant for ur muse

lottie taking it upon herself to design a Bigger, Better, Beautifuler version of their costume after seeing them one (1) time in person and being haunted by how unflattering the shape of their utility belt is

lottie being their patient bc how many superheroes/villains are there with doctorates. too fuckin many that’s how many

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did she seriously keep caroline’s jacket and wear it around town after she thought she fucking murdered her

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❝ there’s a certain degree of sadism in horror filmmaking. ❞

“yeah– tell me something i don’t know. like how you can stand to watch so many of them!”

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❝ i remember hearing about this on NPR , cause …. y’know , i’m a white liberal . ❞ yeah. yeah

“wait. people actually listen to npr? i thought it was just a bunch of like, old people sitting around and talking about obscure news stories. or young people who get along best with old people. like podcasts… but less fun.”

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❝ i’m jacked up on fried chicken and sprite . ❞ ( from nicky! )

“um, ew? that is so not healthy! do you have any idea what that’s going to do to your teeth? your skin?” of course, there are all kinds of teeth whitening and skincare products that are probably designed with the express purpose of combating the effects of getting ‘jacked up on fried chicken and sprite’, but like, the best offense is a good defense, you know?! god, just thinking about the havoc all that junk-food must wreak on their system is making her skin crawl. yuck!

“i hope you’re planning to, like, go on a detox or something soon.”

[herexodus]

shit  my  film  professor  says  sentence  meme  pt  2 .  pt  1  here .

❝  * beatboxes  into  the  mic *  ❞ ❝  you’re  an  artist .  you  can  do  whatever  you  want .  ❞ ❝  my  job  is  to  retain  as  much  distance  from  reality  as  possible .  ❞ ❝  i’ve  said  a  buncha  worse  things  than  ‘ son  of  a  bitch ‘ .  ❞ ❝  when  i  was  giving  up  —-  shit ,  i  meant  growing  up .  when  i  was  growing  up .  ❞ ❝  after  my  man  fights ,  he  wants  some  boom - boom  time .  ❞ ❝  no ,  we  didn’t  get  married ,  weirdo .  ❞ ❝  when  politics  have  failed  you ,  when  religion  has  failed  you :  art  is  still  there .  ❞ ❝  my  little  pony  is  SHIT .  ❞ ❝  there’s  a  long  history  that  i  won’t  talk  about  cause  i  don’t  know  it .  ❞ ❝  sorry ,  grandpa’s  hearing  aid  is  off .  ❞ ❝  arthur  –  no ,  i  mean  author .  arthur  is  an  aardvark .  ❞ ❝  i  didn’t  put  this  sweater  on  for  my  health .  ❞ ❝  * 90s  comedian  voice *  what’s  the  deal  with  corn  nuts ?  is  it  corn ,  is  it  nuts ?  ❞ ❝  i’m  loud  as  hell .  ❞ ❝  we  could  sit  here  and  discuss  this  for  hours  –  which  is  why  i’ve  locked  the  doors .  ❞ ❝  a  hoe ?  ❞ ❝  not  only  am  i  scaredy  cat ,  i’m  also  a  badass .  ❞ ❝  your  sexual  frustration  will  make  you  a  better  creator .  ❞  ❝  it’s  been  five  weeks ,  we’re  practically  married .  ❞ ❝  and  that’s  why  i  don’t  drive  behind  logging  trucks  anymore .  ❞  ❝  stimulate  me !  ❞  ❝  home  alone  2 :  lost  in  new  york  was  the  best  movie  of  all  time .  ❞ ❝  even  shit  movies  like  sausage  party  have  style .  ❞ ❝  i’m  trying  to  get  y’all  away  from  being  boujee .  ❞  ❝  * holding  a  mic  to  someone’s  face *  say  you  were  wrong .  ❞ ❝  she’s  wearing  red  heels ,  which  means  she’s  a  hussy .  ❞ ❝  she  has  a  perm ,  which  all  women  get  after  having  sex .  ❞  ❝  lighting  is  just  a  series  of  bitchslaps .  ❞ ❝  children  aren’t  eternal .  art  is .  ❞ ❝  i  remember  hearing  about  this  on  NPR ,  cause …. y’know ,  i’m  a  white  liberal .  ❞ ❝  what  cereal  has  the  best  after - cereal  milk ?  ❞ 

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shit  my  film  professor  says  sentence  meme .

❝  we  got  waldo  over  here ,  our  resident  cinephile ,  and  then  a  human  muppet .  ❞ ❝  it’s  not  hard ,  it’s  just  tedious .  like  ____ .  except  ____  is  also  hard .  ❞ ❝  there’s  a  certain  degree  of  sadism  in  horror  filmmaking .  ❞ ❝  for  those  of  you  who  have  tried  to  come  see  me ,  i  have  been  hiding  from  you  and  i  have  been  successful .  ❞ ❝  get  your  shit  together !  —-  i’m  just  gonna  keep  cursing .  get  your  shit  together .  ❞ ❝   your  notion  of  me  that  i'm  infalliable  and  almost  godlike  will  be  corrupted  when  you  realize  i  am ,  in  fact ,  mortal . ❞ ❝  WHAT’S  THE  FILM ,  NERDS ?  ❞ ❝  * white  guy  voice *  any  preguntas ?  ❞ ❝   when  i  was  a  kid ,  my  mom  gave  me  those  little  stickers  to  put  on  my  ceiling.  i  was  like ,  give  em  to  me .  i’m  neil  fuckin  armstrong .  ❞ ❝  i’m  jacked  up  on  fried  chicken  and  sprite .  ❞  ❝  good  morning ,  poptarts .  ❞ ❝  i’ve  accepted  my  heterosexuality ,  but  sometimes  gene  kelly  makes  me  wonder ……  ❞ ❝  ursula  is  the  best  disney  character  of  the  past  fifty  years .  ariel  isn’t  —-  ARIEL  AIN’T  SHIT .  ❞ ❝  not  only  am  i  pretentious ,  i’m  a  coward .  ❞ ❝  no  one  wants  to  go  into  a  gun  fight  with  a  pool  noodle .  ❞ ❝  GIVE  THAT  MOFO  A  GUN .  ❞ ❝  how  DARE  you  fall  for  a  false  binary ?  ❞ ❝  that  was  the  visual  equivalent  of  a  warm  brownie  to  me .  ❞ ❝  look  at  me ,  i’m  twenty  and  i’ve  got  long  legs !  ❞ ❝  those  fuckers  are  trifling .  ❞ ❝  apparently  not  only  am  i  your  professor ,  i’m  also  your  pimp .  ❞

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shit  my  film  professor  says  sentence  meme  pt  3 .  pt  1  here .  pt  2  here .

❝  walt  disney  was  a  true  capitalist  gangsta .  ❞ ❝  what  the  hell  was  that  about ?  ❞ ❝  that  was  some  buuuullshit .  ❞  ❝  * hits  student  on  the  head  with  mic *  BAD  writer !  ❞ ❝  this  family  is  like  wonder  bread .  look  at  those mormon  smiles .  ❞ ❝  you’re  awful .  we’re  voting  you  off  the  island .  ❞ ❝  clever  boy/girl/person ,  i  am .  ❞ ❝  don’t  clap  for  them ,  they  didn’t  do  shit .  ❞ ❝  it’s  melodrama ,  bro .  ❞  ❝  i  don’t  mean  for  this  to  be  shady ,  but  i  kinda  do .  ❞ ❝  this  is  why  i  don’t  let  you  talk .  ❞  ❝  the  audience  for  teen  mom  2  was  teenage  girls  and  me .  ❞  ❝  i’m  making  my  shit  list  and  checking  it  twice .  ❞ ❝  i’m  not  trying  to  be  shady ,  but ….  for  realsies .  ❞  ❝  you  can’t  phone  a  friend ,  regis .  ❞ ❝  * makes  a  pirate  noise  with  no  emotion *  ❞  ❝  there’s  not  a  point  to  this .  ❞ ❝  i’m  just  making  fun  of  you  for  being  weak .  ❞ ❝  you’re  an  illiterate  skunk .  ❞ ❝  i  don’t  need  his/her/their  weak  ass  in  my  bloodline .  ❞ ❝  you  have  some  major  emotional  inconsistencies  that  i’m  kinda  worried  about .  ❞ ❝  BALLS .  ❞