sorry mom

this is all roleplay.

[lillypulifter-deactivated201511]

❥ Ive had tumblr since 2012 and on my old blog I had around 1k followers. But no one really talked to me or welcomed me into their blog styles community. When I made a side blog for shoplifting, I had no idea it would take off this much. I get insanely sweet messages, lifting questions and people even come to me for personal advice, opinions and masterposts. I have friends and even know people by name. With that being said and being how happy I am with our little tight-knit family I decided to do a lifting milestone giveaway.

❥ With every giveaway there are, of course some rules:

Must be following me

Reblogs and likes count as entry and you can reblog as many times as you wish, but remember to be kind to your followers.

Shipping available everywhere just as long as you’re comfortable.

End date will be the 15th of September at 12:00 am pst (3 weeks)

I will be picking between the 16th and 17th of September.

❥ Whats up for grabs:

A Kate Spade 12 month jumbo 2015-2016 planner.

Kate Spade “Talk is Chic”, “Little Gold Book” and “She is Quick and Curious and Playful and Strong” notebooks.

Kate Spade “Escape the Ordinary” planner

Urban Decay Smoky palette

Set of 3 Urban Decay Primer Potions (Eden)

Anastasia Beverly Hills contour palette

Set of 3 Mac satin lipsticks (Velvet Teddy, Brave, Whirl)

Michael Kors Selma Top-Zip Satchel (Dark Dune)

Perfume of your choice

❥ Second and Third Place:

Kate Spade 12 month medium 2015-2016 planner

Urban Decay Naked Ultra Nourishing lip gloss (nooner)

Urban Decay De-Slick setting spray (travel size)

Perfume roller-ball of your choice

❥ The winners will be chosen through a randomiser app. I will contact the winners from that point on on the 17th of September and continue further contact via email. Make sure to keep your ask box open. If you don’t respond within 48 hours I will pick another winner. Happy Giveaway you lovely little butterflies :*

Giveaway blogs do not count (im sorry)

❥❥❥❥ so!!! go to it!!! go go go!! ❥❥❥❥

[ichor1-deactivated20230421]

LEXI I’M CRYING THIS IS SO AMAZING I LOVE YOU ❤️❤️❤️

[likebandits-deactivated20160412]

NOICE

[vnznjin]

Not entering, just coming through to say congratulations! 🎉❤️

[getmeafucktogive-deactivated201]

Good Lord I need that planner

[ahsjdkflgl]

ANOTHER WONDERFUL GIVEAWAY FOR SOME TRULY WONDERFUL PEOPLE!

I’ve had some really great fortune in my life lately, so I wanted to share some of the things that make me happy with you all!

One winner will receive:

Any three (3) Lush bathbombs of their choosing.

All three (3) Urban Decay NAKED eyeshadow palettes.

One (1) Urban Decay Eyeshadow Primer Potion.

One (1) Urban Decay Perversion mascara.

One (1) Anastasia powder contouring set.

Any two (2) pairs of socks from the Sock Drawer (www.sockdrawer.com); limit $20 (not pictured).

One (1) Forever 21 giftcard in the amount of $50.

One (1) copy of Harper Lee’s Go Set a Watchman.

(All products will be in new, never-before-used condition.)

How to win:

You don’t have to be following me to win, but a brief peek at my blog would be appreciated!

Each reblog counts as one entry; likes do not count as an entry.

Please limit reblogs to under ten a day.

Giveaway blogs cannot win.

Giveaway will close on August 20, 2015. Thank you all, and good luck!

[pluviieux-deactivated20160808]

can’t wait to meet my future dog

[diaryofacreativehoarder]

[aestheticallybeesing]

[villainloveshero]

[curlsandstems]

I remember seeing them perform this live on my campus.. My jaw dropped within 10 seconds.

[qh-deactivated20170215]

holy shit

[-snob]

[inferrance-deactivated20200120]

[adultslovexx]

[sstickyfingerss]

PEOPLE WHO DONT KISS AFTER HEAD ARE SO FUCKING WEAK.

[sstickyfingerss]

I hope you go to jail, you spoiled, entitled, vapid cunt

k

[toothpastelove]

[lacigreen]

The romantic soulmate is only one aspect of this notion. 

     Never forget that. 

[darkbuckie-deactivated20170324]

[ahsjdkflgl]

Hello, everyone!

So, in celebration of reaching over 300 followers, getting into college, and just being really cute in general, I’ve been putting together this great little giveaway.

One winner will receive all of the following gifts:

One copy of Fall Out Boy’s American Beauty / American Psycho, with inside cover signed by Patrick Stump. Seriously.

One pair of knee-high socks with cute little cat faces on them (size 5-10).

One Urban Decay Naked Basics palette, including the shades Venus, Foxy, Walk of Shame, Naked 2, Faint, and Crave.

One Urban Decay Perversion mascara.

One Stila Intense Black waterproof liquid eyeliner.

One OPI We’re in the Black nail lacquer.

Seven NYX lipsticks in the following shades: Rose (637), Strawberry Milk (595), Paparazzi (512), Violet Ray (561), Thalia (529), Chaos (511), Eros (536).

Particulars:

You do not have to be following me to win, but I’d really love if you took a peek at my blog!

Likes and reblogs each count as a single entry.

This post must have over 50 notes before I choose a winner.

No giveaway blogs.

I’m so sorry, but I can only ship within the US.

You must be willing to give me your mailing address.

Giveaway will end April 30th (or thereabouts).

Again, thank you all so much, and best of luck to everyonewho enters!

[wildroselifter-deactivated20150]

I NEED THAT SIGNED CD FAM

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

[sporefacial]

How many of yall have ever had fitting room scare stories? Like once I dropped my hook when I was fumbling to get a tag off, another time I dropped my magnet and it literally almost went out the door. Luckily though no one saw but I was so spooked.

[peachplumpie-deactivated2015050]

I’m forgetful so when I leave the dressing room I always have a mini heart attack bc I think I left my mag lol never actually left it though

[gaylifter-deactivated20150510]

my first time with my hook i was just leaving the opened tags on the floor of the dressing room (there was no bench or anything) and when i realized what i was doing i thought for sure someone had seen them just laying there. so i put everything back on and left lol i was so dumb

[thatsasteal-deactivated20150509]

the fitting rooms in abercrombie are actual shit like they’re spacious but there are no benches or anything to put your stuff and the door comes up kinda high. I dropped my hook AND the tag and since the floor was cold hard wood it was so loud too. I also drop magnets all the time in vs dressing rooms because i’m a fucking klutz lol but the doors aren’t high enough for anyone to ever see those.

[prettylifter]

Okay okay when I ordered my hook it came with three in the envelope and I’m not even kidding the first fucking time using it I locked it in an Abercrombie fitting room omg I was such an idiot I just left it there and basically now I only have two 😂😂

[criminalcuties]

Once in VS my magnet fell out of my bra and almost slid under the changing room door into the hall in front of an SA but I caught it with my food 😂

[prettybitchbandit]

when my magnet gets stuck on something in the fitting room & makes a lot of noise!! i want to b very lowkey, like im not even there

[sporefacial]

My magnets literally gone like just under the door soooo scary

[liftingbunnies-deactivated20150]

The first day i got my magnet i left it in a changing room in sports authority and i was in my car with six north faces frantically looking for it and when i couldn’t find it i fast walked back in and found it on the bench and put it in my purse. an SA came and asked what was wrong so i pulled out my new too faced lipstick and said i forgot it and it was too expensive to leave behind and she understood how expensive makeup is and laughed it off with me

[liftingdrifter]

ive already told this story on here but one time a lane bryant SA just straight up opened my dressing room door without knocking cause she forgot she put me in that one and i had to stand there in my underwear and put my magnet between my tits while pretending to put my hand to my chest in shock… she never said anything but im pretty sure she kinda knew?

[thatsasteal-deactivated20150509]

I had a shopper tote of two yoga pants at pink (the totes weren’t very see-through so I didn’t spend a lot of time bulking it up) and when I was in there I was like wow I really like this other pair I think I’m gonna take it too and I walked out and tried to go out the opposite way from the fitting rooms but it turns out that it wasn’t actually a fucking exit it was just more fitting rooms and i turned back around and started heading for the real exit and an sa comes out of my fitting room and looks at me and asks if I found everything okay not that sus and then she glances down at my bag and then STARES at it and I just kept going passed her and when she lost sight of me I quickly put more yoga pants in the tote, dropped it, and left.

[sstickyfingerss]

I had my magnet in the pocket of my sweatshirt and it stuck to a display while I was talking to an SA! I had to tell her it was a medical device! So embarrassing.

[liftinglux-deactivated20151005]

For any of you who are afraid of lifting food from fast food places or even Starbucks, here’s some tips and easy places to start out.

Panera has an easy way where you can lift food. At all paneras, you can order food online and then pick it up at the store, and they leave your...

[sstickyfingerss]

The median profit percentage for restaurants is 5.4% and most places (chains especially) measure food waste really carefully please please please be careful when you do stuff like this because chances are some is going to get yelled at/fired for it. NEVER DO THIS AT INDEPENDENT RESTAURANTS. Also it’s just kind of a dick move because then they have to re do someone’s order which throws off the entire flow of the line. Sorry for the rant but I’m in the restaurant industry and this kind of stuff happens a lot and it make my job so much more difficult.