starlord

^

[globalhypnosis-deactivated20181]

[sharkpunks]

Pointing to what I want on my five dollar footlong

[gabrieldreyfuss]

zendaya is meechee

[simplycentineo-blog]

@lanacondor Honestly just call us mom and dad.

(via instagram)

[elartepop]

Auguste Toulmouche - Vanity (1890) // J Balvin ft. Rosalía - Brillo (2018)

[aidashakur]

i ain’t no weak bitch but i didnt deserve to go through half of the things i’ve experienced

[mydadisindianajones]

Person: Wow, why did you get all dressed up just to go to the grocery store?

Me: 

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

[thesoftghetto]

Full Story

[we-love-short-videos-blog]

this is strangely adorable

[rathsin]

NOOO THIS IS SO CUTE!!!! OH NO!!!! THE FUTURE IS HERE AND IT IS ADORABLE!!!

[breaktotheotherside]

*powoop* *pewoo pewoo*

[breaktotheotherside]

reblogging this again because you people need to see this

robot: “how is your stay?” person: *taps 5 stars* robot: *pewoooooo!*

[thatsthat24]

Isn’t this how the events of Wall-E start?

[cocaineteas]

QUE DIVINAAASSS

[betterthankanyebitch]

Fairly OddParents: EXPOSED

[hless]

me: *gives you this* me: *gives you that* me: *blows a kiss* me: *takes it back* me: *looks inside your brain* me: *finds lots of things, clothes, shoes, diamond rings* stuff: *drives me insane*

[droppedmyburrito]

[queeranne]

People who only speak english will never understand the struggle of not knowing if you have to call someone the ‘formal you’ or the ‘informal you’

[pinche-aquarius]

Let that bitch know 

[gogoadaggio]

READ THAT BITCH

[whenyougetrightdowntoit-deactiv]

They thought he was gonna be one of their “yes man” black correspondents…

[stay-hyyer]

That was on fox????

[2opinionatedblackgirls]

Drag haaaaaa!!!!!!!

[chekhovs-thug]

He is a hero, I’m so here for it

[cakeybootydummydumb]

when he said the culture of these crazy white boys shooting up schools. oh my gosh.

[st4rlords]

spending time with family

me: [sitting on the couch, no one talks to me]

15 mins later

me: [still on couch, no one talks to me]

20 more mins later

me:

me:

me: ah

me: i guess i'll

me: [takes out phone]

family: aH THERE THEY GO ON THIER PHONE WHY DONT YOU SPEND TINE WITH YOUR FANILY GOD KIDS THESE DAYS WITH THEIR HANDS GLUED TO THIER PHONES WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ON YOUR PHONE STOP IT SO WE CAN T A LK TO YOU

[twisted-brit-deactivated2018122]