"Jade Vesper, pleasure to meet you! Kill anyone recently~"
Base Info:
< A member of the mafia who, despite not having a useful power, is a competent member, powered by it's bloodlust. >
Name: Jade Vesper
Pronouns: They/It
Age: 16 y/o
Birthday: March 15 | Pisces
Birth Flower: Daffodils
#QuestionedKnife = Answered Asks
#MurderMeeting = Open Starters
Extra Facts + Piccrew credits:
Jade is originally from the U.S., though they moved to Bridon after having a warrant set out for it's arrest.
Really loves food. If Jade is planning to stab you the only way to avoid that fate is to either be too interesting to stab or give Jade food.
Jade is not Jade's real name. They had chosen the name Jade while on the run.
Jade follows entertainment over anything else. It finds entertainment in killing, so Jade joined the mafia and killed people. However, if something catches their interest more, Jade will completely put the mafia aside to pursue it.
Jade is normally really cold, hence the jacket.
Jade really likes cats and if it was more responsible, they would 100% get one. Jade knows that it would forget to feed the cat after the first day.
Absolutely awful at cooking, but Jade mostly just eats out as they are used to fat food and food with to much sugar.
Jade has and will kill someone.
Jade listens to music all the time, though they don't really have a specific genre it listens to the most.
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“Yes yes, most people can, but I have a truly awful attention span. I find something entertaining for just one week then poof, their boring again and I stab them~”
“I mean, I do stuff I dislike for work. Well, I’m closest to Raven, she’s a thief but she’s pretty nice outside of threatening to throw me into rivers”
”Oooo, threatening to throw people into rivers is a new one~ I normally hear people threaten to take others pancreas, or eyes, or hands. But a river would work just as well~”
” How sad, your eyes would look great in a bottle~ Also, how do you exist without being able to swim? Everyone needs to jump in the ocean and swim away from the cops at some point in their life.”
”GASP. I’m talking to someone who doesn’t commit crimes?!? Come, you must stab someone with me! Perhaps this friend of yours, if they aren’t too interesting of course!”
”hmmm, it really depends. Stabbing people is VERY fun but the boss gets everywhereee. Robbery is a good option though, especially if we steal something expensive. Like a computer or a phone.”
”Well, the best place to find a worthless nobody to stab is in the alleyways, they have the least cameras to~ It’s either that or the sewers and I think I’d be able to guess your preference~”
They reach the alley which has a single person in it, seemingly homeless. He was sitting in the ground, asleep. Jade hands Echo a knife from its pocket with a grin.
"Hmph. I knew I should have turned other people to crime... And you were the one who agreed, you could EASILY have chosen robbery. You're dealing with the body."
Jade turns to leave the alley, bloody knife still in hand.
“Well crimes are the best to get to know someone. It showed how interesting you are. I think you’re justttt~ interesting enough for me to not stab you!”
”Hmm, how about this then~ Any jerk exists, you can either call me or give them my number and I’ll murder them! Beneficial for all!! I get to kill people and they no longer bother you~ Plus your friend can take their stuff or whatever.”
"As one should be. Stabbing people truly is wonderful~ Though besides that, thievery, not being able to swim, and wanting to punch people at a bar, what else do you do?"
"Hm... Food. I like eating food, especially sweet food. And I like petting cats, especially the stray ones that probably killed their owners~ Oooo, and I like listening to music of course!"
"I've escaped criminal charges before, it's no issue doing it again. But just for youuu~ I'll let one or two police officers that I'm going to stab leave alive!"
“Yes yes, most people can, but I have a truly awful attention span. I find something entertaining for just one week then poof, their boring again and I stab them~”
“I mean, I do stuff I dislike for work. Well, I’m closest to Raven, she’s a thief but she’s pretty nice outside of threatening to throw me into rivers”
”Oooo, threatening to throw people into rivers is a new one~ I normally hear people threaten to take others pancreas, or eyes, or hands. But a river would work just as well~”
” How sad, your eyes would look great in a bottle~ Also, how do you exist without being able to swim? Everyone needs to jump in the ocean and swim away from the cops at some point in their life.”
”GASP. I’m talking to someone who doesn’t commit crimes?!? Come, you must stab someone with me! Perhaps this friend of yours, if they aren’t too interesting of course!”
”hmmm, it really depends. Stabbing people is VERY fun but the boss gets everywhereee. Robbery is a good option though, especially if we steal something expensive. Like a computer or a phone.”
”Well, the best place to find a worthless nobody to stab is in the alleyways, they have the least cameras to~ It’s either that or the sewers and I think I’d be able to guess your preference~”
They reach the alley which has a single person in it, seemingly homeless. He was sitting in the ground, asleep. Jade hands Echo a knife from its pocket with a grin.
"Hmph. I knew I should have turned other people to crime... And you were the one who agreed, you could EASILY have chosen robbery. You're dealing with the body."
Jade turns to leave the alley, bloody knife still in hand.
“Well crimes are the best to get to know someone. It showed how interesting you are. I think you’re justttt~ interesting enough for me to not stab you!”
”Hmm, how about this then~ Any jerk exists, you can either call me or give them my number and I’ll murder them! Beneficial for all!! I get to kill people and they no longer bother you~ Plus your friend can take their stuff or whatever.”
"As one should be. Stabbing people truly is wonderful~ Though besides that, thievery, not being able to swim, and wanting to punch people at a bar, what else do you do?"
"Hm... Food. I like eating food, especially sweet food. And I like petting cats, especially the stray ones that probably killed their owners~ Oooo, and I like listening to music of course!"
"I've escaped criminal charges before, it's no issue doing it again. But just for youuu~ I'll let one or two police officers that I'm going to stab leave alive!"
“Yes yes, most people can, but I have a truly awful attention span. I find something entertaining for just one week then poof, their boring again and I stab them~”
“I mean, I do stuff I dislike for work. Well, I’m closest to Raven, she’s a thief but she’s pretty nice outside of threatening to throw me into rivers”
”Oooo, threatening to throw people into rivers is a new one~ I normally hear people threaten to take others pancreas, or eyes, or hands. But a river would work just as well~”
” How sad, your eyes would look great in a bottle~ Also, how do you exist without being able to swim? Everyone needs to jump in the ocean and swim away from the cops at some point in their life.”
”GASP. I’m talking to someone who doesn’t commit crimes?!? Come, you must stab someone with me! Perhaps this friend of yours, if they aren’t too interesting of course!”
”hmmm, it really depends. Stabbing people is VERY fun but the boss gets everywhereee. Robbery is a good option though, especially if we steal something expensive. Like a computer or a phone.”
”Well, the best place to find a worthless nobody to stab is in the alleyways, they have the least cameras to~ It’s either that or the sewers and I think I’d be able to guess your preference~”
They reach the alley which has a single person in it, seemingly homeless. He was sitting in the ground, asleep. Jade hands Echo a knife from its pocket with a grin.
"Hmph. I knew I should have turned other people to crime... And you were the one who agreed, you could EASILY have chosen robbery. You're dealing with the body."
Jade turns to leave the alley, bloody knife still in hand.
“Well crimes are the best to get to know someone. It showed how interesting you are. I think you’re justttt~ interesting enough for me to not stab you!”
”Hmm, how about this then~ Any jerk exists, you can either call me or give them my number and I’ll murder them! Beneficial for all!! I get to kill people and they no longer bother you~ Plus your friend can take their stuff or whatever.”
"As one should be. Stabbing people truly is wonderful~ Though besides that, thievery, not being able to swim, and wanting to punch people at a bar, what else do you do?"
"Hm... Food. I like eating food, especially sweet food. And I like petting cats, especially the stray ones that probably killed their owners~ Oooo, and I like listening to music of course!"
"I've escaped criminal charges before, it's no issue doing it again. But just for youuu~ I'll let one or two police officers that I'm going to stab leave alive!"
“Yes yes, most people can, but I have a truly awful attention span. I find something entertaining for just one week then poof, their boring again and I stab them~”
“I mean, I do stuff I dislike for work. Well, I’m closest to Raven, she’s a thief but she’s pretty nice outside of threatening to throw me into rivers”
”Oooo, threatening to throw people into rivers is a new one~ I normally hear people threaten to take others pancreas, or eyes, or hands. But a river would work just as well~”
” How sad, your eyes would look great in a bottle~ Also, how do you exist without being able to swim? Everyone needs to jump in the ocean and swim away from the cops at some point in their life.”
”GASP. I’m talking to someone who doesn’t commit crimes?!? Come, you must stab someone with me! Perhaps this friend of yours, if they aren’t too interesting of course!”
”hmmm, it really depends. Stabbing people is VERY fun but the boss gets everywhereee. Robbery is a good option though, especially if we steal something expensive. Like a computer or a phone.”
”Well, the best place to find a worthless nobody to stab is in the alleyways, they have the least cameras to~ It’s either that or the sewers and I think I’d be able to guess your preference~”
They reach the alley which has a single person in it, seemingly homeless. He was sitting in the ground, asleep. Jade hands Echo a knife from its pocket with a grin.
"Hmph. I knew I should have turned other people to crime... And you were the one who agreed, you could EASILY have chosen robbery. You're dealing with the body."
Jade turns to leave the alley, bloody knife still in hand.
“Well crimes are the best to get to know someone. It showed how interesting you are. I think you’re justttt~ interesting enough for me to not stab you!”
”Hmm, how about this then~ Any jerk exists, you can either call me or give them my number and I’ll murder them! Beneficial for all!! I get to kill people and they no longer bother you~ Plus your friend can take their stuff or whatever.”
"As one should be. Stabbing people truly is wonderful~ Though besides that, thievery, not being able to swim, and wanting to punch people at a bar, what else do you do?"
"Hm... Food. I like eating food, especially sweet food. And I like petting cats, especially the stray ones that probably killed their owners~ Oooo, and I like listening to music of course!"
"I've escaped criminal charges before, it's no issue doing it again. But just for youuu~ I'll let one or two police officers that I'm going to stab leave alive!"
“Yes yes, most people can, but I have a truly awful attention span. I find something entertaining for just one week then poof, their boring again and I stab them~”
“I mean, I do stuff I dislike for work. Well, I’m closest to Raven, she’s a thief but she’s pretty nice outside of threatening to throw me into rivers”
”Oooo, threatening to throw people into rivers is a new one~ I normally hear people threaten to take others pancreas, or eyes, or hands. But a river would work just as well~”
” How sad, your eyes would look great in a bottle~ Also, how do you exist without being able to swim? Everyone needs to jump in the ocean and swim away from the cops at some point in their life.”
”GASP. I’m talking to someone who doesn’t commit crimes?!? Come, you must stab someone with me! Perhaps this friend of yours, if they aren’t too interesting of course!”
”hmmm, it really depends. Stabbing people is VERY fun but the boss gets everywhereee. Robbery is a good option though, especially if we steal something expensive. Like a computer or a phone.”
”Well, the best place to find a worthless nobody to stab is in the alleyways, they have the least cameras to~ It’s either that or the sewers and I think I’d be able to guess your preference~”
They reach the alley which has a single person in it, seemingly homeless. He was sitting in the ground, asleep. Jade hands Echo a knife from its pocket with a grin.
"Hmph. I knew I should have turned other people to crime... And you were the one who agreed, you could EASILY have chosen robbery. You're dealing with the body."
Jade turns to leave the alley, bloody knife still in hand.
“Well crimes are the best to get to know someone. It showed how interesting you are. I think you’re justttt~ interesting enough for me to not stab you!”
”Hmm, how about this then~ Any jerk exists, you can either call me or give them my number and I’ll murder them! Beneficial for all!! I get to kill people and they no longer bother you~ Plus your friend can take their stuff or whatever.”
"As one should be. Stabbing people truly is wonderful~ Though besides that, thievery, not being able to swim, and wanting to punch people at a bar, what else do you do?"
"Hm... Food. I like eating food, especially sweet food. And I like petting cats, especially the stray ones that probably killed their owners~ Oooo, and I like listening to music of course!"
“Yes yes, most people can, but I have a truly awful attention span. I find something entertaining for just one week then poof, their boring again and I stab them~”
“I mean, I do stuff I dislike for work. Well, I’m closest to Raven, she’s a thief but she’s pretty nice outside of threatening to throw me into rivers”
”Oooo, threatening to throw people into rivers is a new one~ I normally hear people threaten to take others pancreas, or eyes, or hands. But a river would work just as well~”
” How sad, your eyes would look great in a bottle~ Also, how do you exist without being able to swim? Everyone needs to jump in the ocean and swim away from the cops at some point in their life.”
”GASP. I’m talking to someone who doesn’t commit crimes?!? Come, you must stab someone with me! Perhaps this friend of yours, if they aren’t too interesting of course!”
”hmmm, it really depends. Stabbing people is VERY fun but the boss gets everywhereee. Robbery is a good option though, especially if we steal something expensive. Like a computer or a phone.”
”Well, the best place to find a worthless nobody to stab is in the alleyways, they have the least cameras to~ It’s either that or the sewers and I think I’d be able to guess your preference~”
They reach the alley which has a single person in it, seemingly homeless. He was sitting in the ground, asleep. Jade hands Echo a knife from its pocket with a grin.
"Hmph. I knew I should have turned other people to crime... And you were the one who agreed, you could EASILY have chosen robbery. You're dealing with the body."
Jade turns to leave the alley, bloody knife still in hand.
“Well crimes are the best to get to know someone. It showed how interesting you are. I think you’re justttt~ interesting enough for me to not stab you!”
”Hmm, how about this then~ Any jerk exists, you can either call me or give them my number and I’ll murder them! Beneficial for all!! I get to kill people and they no longer bother you~ Plus your friend can take their stuff or whatever.”
"As one should be. Stabbing people truly is wonderful~ Though besides that, thievery, not being able to swim, and wanting to punch people at a bar, what else do you do?"
"Hm... Food. I like eating food, especially sweet food. And I like petting cats, especially the stray ones that probably killed their owners~ Oooo, and I like listening to music of course!"
“Yes yes, most people can, but I have a truly awful attention span. I find something entertaining for just one week then poof, their boring again and I stab them~”
“I mean, I do stuff I dislike for work. Well, I’m closest to Raven, she’s a thief but she’s pretty nice outside of threatening to throw me into rivers”
”Oooo, threatening to throw people into rivers is a new one~ I normally hear people threaten to take others pancreas, or eyes, or hands. But a river would work just as well~”
” How sad, your eyes would look great in a bottle~ Also, how do you exist without being able to swim? Everyone needs to jump in the ocean and swim away from the cops at some point in their life.”
”GASP. I’m talking to someone who doesn’t commit crimes?!? Come, you must stab someone with me! Perhaps this friend of yours, if they aren’t too interesting of course!”
”hmmm, it really depends. Stabbing people is VERY fun but the boss gets everywhereee. Robbery is a good option though, especially if we steal something expensive. Like a computer or a phone.”
”Well, the best place to find a worthless nobody to stab is in the alleyways, they have the least cameras to~ It’s either that or the sewers and I think I’d be able to guess your preference~”
They reach the alley which has a single person in it, seemingly homeless. He was sitting in the ground, asleep. Jade hands Echo a knife from its pocket with a grin.
"Hmph. I knew I should have turned other people to crime... And you were the one who agreed, you could EASILY have chosen robbery. You're dealing with the body."
Jade turns to leave the alley, bloody knife still in hand.
“Well crimes are the best to get to know someone. It showed how interesting you are. I think you’re justttt~ interesting enough for me to not stab you!”
”Hmm, how about this then~ Any jerk exists, you can either call me or give them my number and I’ll murder them! Beneficial for all!! I get to kill people and they no longer bother you~ Plus your friend can take their stuff or whatever.”
"As one should be. Stabbing people truly is wonderful~ Though besides that, thievery, not being able to swim, and wanting to punch people at a bar, what else do you do?"
"Hm... Food. I like eating food, especially sweet food. And I like petting cats, especially the stray ones that probably killed their owners~ Oooo, and I like listening to music of course!"
“Yes yes, most people can, but I have a truly awful attention span. I find something entertaining for just one week then poof, their boring again and I stab them~”
“I mean, I do stuff I dislike for work. Well, I’m closest to Raven, she’s a thief but she’s pretty nice outside of threatening to throw me into rivers”
”Oooo, threatening to throw people into rivers is a new one~ I normally hear people threaten to take others pancreas, or eyes, or hands. But a river would work just as well~”
” How sad, your eyes would look great in a bottle~ Also, how do you exist without being able to swim? Everyone needs to jump in the ocean and swim away from the cops at some point in their life.”
”GASP. I’m talking to someone who doesn’t commit crimes?!? Come, you must stab someone with me! Perhaps this friend of yours, if they aren’t too interesting of course!”
”hmmm, it really depends. Stabbing people is VERY fun but the boss gets everywhereee. Robbery is a good option though, especially if we steal something expensive. Like a computer or a phone.”
”Well, the best place to find a worthless nobody to stab is in the alleyways, they have the least cameras to~ It’s either that or the sewers and I think I’d be able to guess your preference~”
They reach the alley which has a single person in it, seemingly homeless. He was sitting in the ground, asleep. Jade hands Echo a knife from its pocket with a grin.
"Hmph. I knew I should have turned other people to crime... And you were the one who agreed, you could EASILY have chosen robbery. You're dealing with the body."
Jade turns to leave the alley, bloody knife still in hand.
“Well crimes are the best to get to know someone. It showed how interesting you are. I think you’re justttt~ interesting enough for me to not stab you!”
”Hmm, how about this then~ Any jerk exists, you can either call me or give them my number and I’ll murder them! Beneficial for all!! I get to kill people and they no longer bother you~ Plus your friend can take their stuff or whatever.”
"As one should be. Stabbing people truly is wonderful~ Though besides that, thievery, not being able to swim, and wanting to punch people at a bar, what else do you do?"
"Hm... Food. I like eating food, especially sweet food. And I like petting cats, especially the stray ones that probably killed their owners~ Oooo, and I like listening to music of course!"
“Yes yes, most people can, but I have a truly awful attention span. I find something entertaining for just one week then poof, their boring again and I stab them~”
“I mean, I do stuff I dislike for work. Well, I’m closest to Raven, she’s a thief but she’s pretty nice outside of threatening to throw me into rivers”
”Oooo, threatening to throw people into rivers is a new one~ I normally hear people threaten to take others pancreas, or eyes, or hands. But a river would work just as well~”
” How sad, your eyes would look great in a bottle~ Also, how do you exist without being able to swim? Everyone needs to jump in the ocean and swim away from the cops at some point in their life.”
”GASP. I’m talking to someone who doesn’t commit crimes?!? Come, you must stab someone with me! Perhaps this friend of yours, if they aren’t too interesting of course!”
”hmmm, it really depends. Stabbing people is VERY fun but the boss gets everywhereee. Robbery is a good option though, especially if we steal something expensive. Like a computer or a phone.”
”Well, the best place to find a worthless nobody to stab is in the alleyways, they have the least cameras to~ It’s either that or the sewers and I think I’d be able to guess your preference~”
They reach the alley which has a single person in it, seemingly homeless. He was sitting in the ground, asleep. Jade hands Echo a knife from its pocket with a grin.
"Hmph. I knew I should have turned other people to crime... And you were the one who agreed, you could EASILY have chosen robbery. You're dealing with the body."
Jade turns to leave the alley, bloody knife still in hand.
“Well crimes are the best to get to know someone. It showed how interesting you are. I think you’re justttt~ interesting enough for me to not stab you!”
”Hmm, how about this then~ Any jerk exists, you can either call me or give them my number and I’ll murder them! Beneficial for all!! I get to kill people and they no longer bother you~ Plus your friend can take their stuff or whatever.”
"As one should be. Stabbing people truly is wonderful~ Though besides that, thievery, not being able to swim, and wanting to punch people at a bar, what else do you do?"
"Hm... Food. I like eating food, especially sweet food. And I like petting cats, especially the stray ones that probably killed their owners~ Oooo, and I like listening to music of course!"
“Yes yes, most people can, but I have a truly awful attention span. I find something entertaining for just one week then poof, their boring again and I stab them~”
“I mean, I do stuff I dislike for work. Well, I’m closest to Raven, she’s a thief but she’s pretty nice outside of threatening to throw me into rivers”
”Oooo, threatening to throw people into rivers is a new one~ I normally hear people threaten to take others pancreas, or eyes, or hands. But a river would work just as well~”
” How sad, your eyes would look great in a bottle~ Also, how do you exist without being able to swim? Everyone needs to jump in the ocean and swim away from the cops at some point in their life.”
”GASP. I’m talking to someone who doesn’t commit crimes?!? Come, you must stab someone with me! Perhaps this friend of yours, if they aren’t too interesting of course!”
”hmmm, it really depends. Stabbing people is VERY fun but the boss gets everywhereee. Robbery is a good option though, especially if we steal something expensive. Like a computer or a phone.”
”Well, the best place to find a worthless nobody to stab is in the alleyways, they have the least cameras to~ It’s either that or the sewers and I think I’d be able to guess your preference~”
They reach the alley which has a single person in it, seemingly homeless. He was sitting in the ground, asleep. Jade hands Echo a knife from its pocket with a grin.
"Hmph. I knew I should have turned other people to crime... And you were the one who agreed, you could EASILY have chosen robbery. You're dealing with the body."
Jade turns to leave the alley, bloody knife still in hand.
“Well crimes are the best to get to know someone. It showed how interesting you are. I think you’re justttt~ interesting enough for me to not stab you!”
”Hmm, how about this then~ Any jerk exists, you can either call me or give them my number and I’ll murder them! Beneficial for all!! I get to kill people and they no longer bother you~ Plus your friend can take their stuff or whatever.”
"As one should be. Stabbing people truly is wonderful~ Though besides that, thievery, not being able to swim, and wanting to punch people at a bar, what else do you do?"
"Hm... Food. I like eating food, especially sweet food. And I like petting cats, especially the stray ones that probably killed their owners~ Oooo, and I like listening to music of course!"
“Yes yes, most people can, but I have a truly awful attention span. I find something entertaining for just one week then poof, their boring again and I stab them~”
“I mean, I do stuff I dislike for work. Well, I’m closest to Raven, she’s a thief but she’s pretty nice outside of threatening to throw me into rivers”
”Oooo, threatening to throw people into rivers is a new one~ I normally hear people threaten to take others pancreas, or eyes, or hands. But a river would work just as well~”
” How sad, your eyes would look great in a bottle~ Also, how do you exist without being able to swim? Everyone needs to jump in the ocean and swim away from the cops at some point in their life.”
”GASP. I’m talking to someone who doesn’t commit crimes?!? Come, you must stab someone with me! Perhaps this friend of yours, if they aren’t too interesting of course!”
”hmmm, it really depends. Stabbing people is VERY fun but the boss gets everywhereee. Robbery is a good option though, especially if we steal something expensive. Like a computer or a phone.”
”Well, the best place to find a worthless nobody to stab is in the alleyways, they have the least cameras to~ It’s either that or the sewers and I think I’d be able to guess your preference~”
They reach the alley which has a single person in it, seemingly homeless. He was sitting in the ground, asleep. Jade hands Echo a knife from its pocket with a grin.
"Hmph. I knew I should have turned other people to crime... And you were the one who agreed, you could EASILY have chosen robbery. You're dealing with the body."
Jade turns to leave the alley, bloody knife still in hand.
“Well crimes are the best to get to know someone. It showed how interesting you are. I think you’re justttt~ interesting enough for me to not stab you!”
”Hmm, how about this then~ Any jerk exists, you can either call me or give them my number and I’ll murder them! Beneficial for all!! I get to kill people and they no longer bother you~ Plus your friend can take their stuff or whatever.”
"As one should be. Stabbing people truly is wonderful~ Though besides that, thievery, not being able to swim, and wanting to punch people at a bar, what else do you do?"
"Hm... Food. I like eating food, especially sweet food. And I like petting cats, especially the stray ones that probably killed their owners~ Oooo, and I like listening to music of course!"
“Yes yes, most people can, but I have a truly awful attention span. I find something entertaining for just one week then poof, their boring again and I stab them~”
“I mean, I do stuff I dislike for work. Well, I’m closest to Raven, she’s a thief but she’s pretty nice outside of threatening to throw me into rivers”
”Oooo, threatening to throw people into rivers is a new one~ I normally hear people threaten to take others pancreas, or eyes, or hands. But a river would work just as well~”
” How sad, your eyes would look great in a bottle~ Also, how do you exist without being able to swim? Everyone needs to jump in the ocean and swim away from the cops at some point in their life.”
”GASP. I’m talking to someone who doesn’t commit crimes?!? Come, you must stab someone with me! Perhaps this friend of yours, if they aren’t too interesting of course!”
”hmmm, it really depends. Stabbing people is VERY fun but the boss gets everywhereee. Robbery is a good option though, especially if we steal something expensive. Like a computer or a phone.”
”Well, the best place to find a worthless nobody to stab is in the alleyways, they have the least cameras to~ It’s either that or the sewers and I think I’d be able to guess your preference~”
They reach the alley which has a single person in it, seemingly homeless. He was sitting in the ground, asleep. Jade hands Echo a knife from its pocket with a grin.
"Hmph. I knew I should have turned other people to crime... And you were the one who agreed, you could EASILY have chosen robbery. You're dealing with the body."
Jade turns to leave the alley, bloody knife still in hand.
“Well crimes are the best to get to know someone. It showed how interesting you are. I think you’re justttt~ interesting enough for me to not stab you!”
”Hmm, how about this then~ Any jerk exists, you can either call me or give them my number and I’ll murder them! Beneficial for all!! I get to kill people and they no longer bother you~ Plus your friend can take their stuff or whatever.”
"As one should be. Stabbing people truly is wonderful~ Though besides that, thievery, not being able to swim, and wanting to punch people at a bar, what else do you do?"
"Hm... Food. I like eating food, especially sweet food. And I like petting cats, especially the stray ones that probably killed their owners~ Oooo, and I like listening to music of course!"
“Yes yes, most people can, but I have a truly awful attention span. I find something entertaining for just one week then poof, their boring again and I stab them~”
“I mean, I do stuff I dislike for work. Well, I’m closest to Raven, she’s a thief but she’s pretty nice outside of threatening to throw me into rivers”
”Oooo, threatening to throw people into rivers is a new one~ I normally hear people threaten to take others pancreas, or eyes, or hands. But a river would work just as well~”
” How sad, your eyes would look great in a bottle~ Also, how do you exist without being able to swim? Everyone needs to jump in the ocean and swim away from the cops at some point in their life.”
”GASP. I’m talking to someone who doesn’t commit crimes?!? Come, you must stab someone with me! Perhaps this friend of yours, if they aren’t too interesting of course!”
”hmmm, it really depends. Stabbing people is VERY fun but the boss gets everywhereee. Robbery is a good option though, especially if we steal something expensive. Like a computer or a phone.”
”Well, the best place to find a worthless nobody to stab is in the alleyways, they have the least cameras to~ It’s either that or the sewers and I think I’d be able to guess your preference~”
They reach the alley which has a single person in it, seemingly homeless. He was sitting in the ground, asleep. Jade hands Echo a knife from its pocket with a grin.
"Hmph. I knew I should have turned other people to crime... And you were the one who agreed, you could EASILY have chosen robbery. You're dealing with the body."
Jade turns to leave the alley, bloody knife still in hand.
“Well crimes are the best to get to know someone. It showed how interesting you are. I think you’re justttt~ interesting enough for me to not stab you!”
”Hmm, how about this then~ Any jerk exists, you can either call me or give them my number and I’ll murder them! Beneficial for all!! I get to kill people and they no longer bother you~ Plus your friend can take their stuff or whatever.”
"As one should be. Stabbing people truly is wonderful~ Though besides that, thievery, not being able to swim, and wanting to punch people at a bar, what else do you do?"
"Hm... Food. I like eating food, especially sweet food. And I like petting cats, especially the stray ones that probably killed their owners~ Oooo, and I like listening to music of course!"
“Yes yes, most people can, but I have a truly awful attention span. I find something entertaining for just one week then poof, their boring again and I stab them~”
“I mean, I do stuff I dislike for work. Well, I’m closest to Raven, she’s a thief but she’s pretty nice outside of threatening to throw me into rivers”
”Oooo, threatening to throw people into rivers is a new one~ I normally hear people threaten to take others pancreas, or eyes, or hands. But a river would work just as well~”
” How sad, your eyes would look great in a bottle~ Also, how do you exist without being able to swim? Everyone needs to jump in the ocean and swim away from the cops at some point in their life.”
”GASP. I’m talking to someone who doesn’t commit crimes?!? Come, you must stab someone with me! Perhaps this friend of yours, if they aren’t too interesting of course!”
”hmmm, it really depends. Stabbing people is VERY fun but the boss gets everywhereee. Robbery is a good option though, especially if we steal something expensive. Like a computer or a phone.”
”Well, the best place to find a worthless nobody to stab is in the alleyways, they have the least cameras to~ It’s either that or the sewers and I think I’d be able to guess your preference~”
They reach the alley which has a single person in it, seemingly homeless. He was sitting in the ground, asleep. Jade hands Echo a knife from its pocket with a grin.
"Hmph. I knew I should have turned other people to crime... And you were the one who agreed, you could EASILY have chosen robbery. You're dealing with the body."
Jade turns to leave the alley, bloody knife still in hand.
“Well crimes are the best to get to know someone. It showed how interesting you are. I think you’re justttt~ interesting enough for me to not stab you!”
”Hmm, how about this then~ Any jerk exists, you can either call me or give them my number and I’ll murder them! Beneficial for all!! I get to kill people and they no longer bother you~ Plus your friend can take their stuff or whatever.”
"As one should be. Stabbing people truly is wonderful~ Though besides that, thievery, not being able to swim, and wanting to punch people at a bar, what else do you do?"
"Hm... Food. I like eating food, especially sweet food. And I like petting cats, especially the stray ones that probably killed their owners~ Oooo, and I like listening to music of course!"
“Yes yes, most people can, but I have a truly awful attention span. I find something entertaining for just one week then poof, their boring again and I stab them~”
“I mean, I do stuff I dislike for work. Well, I’m closest to Raven, she’s a thief but she’s pretty nice outside of threatening to throw me into rivers”
”Oooo, threatening to throw people into rivers is a new one~ I normally hear people threaten to take others pancreas, or eyes, or hands. But a river would work just as well~”
” How sad, your eyes would look great in a bottle~ Also, how do you exist without being able to swim? Everyone needs to jump in the ocean and swim away from the cops at some point in their life.”
”GASP. I’m talking to someone who doesn’t commit crimes?!? Come, you must stab someone with me! Perhaps this friend of yours, if they aren’t too interesting of course!”
”hmmm, it really depends. Stabbing people is VERY fun but the boss gets everywhereee. Robbery is a good option though, especially if we steal something expensive. Like a computer or a phone.”
”Well, the best place to find a worthless nobody to stab is in the alleyways, they have the least cameras to~ It’s either that or the sewers and I think I’d be able to guess your preference~”
They reach the alley which has a single person in it, seemingly homeless. He was sitting in the ground, asleep. Jade hands Echo a knife from its pocket with a grin.
"Hmph. I knew I should have turned other people to crime... And you were the one who agreed, you could EASILY have chosen robbery. You're dealing with the body."
Jade turns to leave the alley, bloody knife still in hand.
“Well crimes are the best to get to know someone. It showed how interesting you are. I think you’re justttt~ interesting enough for me to not stab you!”
”Hmm, how about this then~ Any jerk exists, you can either call me or give them my number and I’ll murder them! Beneficial for all!! I get to kill people and they no longer bother you~ Plus your friend can take their stuff or whatever.”
"As one should be. Stabbing people truly is wonderful~ Though besides that, thievery, not being able to swim, and wanting to punch people at a bar, what else do you do?"