sovereign slayer.

a seven nation army couldn't hold me back.

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[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me

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this is themost pretentious post ive ever seen

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

yeah? come off anon and face me then. 

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why don’t you open the hatch there already and find out what’s going on pal.

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i wonder if they know i’m out here yet.

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authcrityregulator:

yes.

it is very terrible. and yes, weapons armaments. they were recovered upon the arrest and we are working on arranging further security mesaures at regulator stations all over derse.

yeah. good for you then, pal.

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@stabbydog said: “aren’t you always extra angry at crimes.”

yes. because crimes are illegal and committing crimes is terrible.

this villain stole armaments from the regulator station.

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of course.

oh that’s just terrible. like, weapons armaments? you get ‘em back?

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hegemoniicbrute:

THATS GOOD

AS NICE AS HAVIN A THUMB UP MY ASS SOUNDS, NAH. IVE BEEN TREKKIN ALL OVER THE GODDAMN PLACE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHETHER OR NOT EVERYONE WAS HERE AND IF YOU WERE ALL STILL ALIVE

jesus christ, brute. you’re not very good at the whole searching thing then, are you.

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hegemoniicbrute:

HEY THERE JACK

HOW HAVE YA BEEN? ITS BEEN FOREVER

i’ve been fine.

took you long enough to get here. where’ve you been. just standing around with your thumb up your ass?

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hey, brute.

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it’s been a while.

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sinister-servitude replied to your post: or, i do, i just don’t fucking know where he is.

just fine some random asshat to stab  be resourceful you dense fuck

fuck off, other me, i do what i want.

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or, i do, i just don’t fucking know where he is.

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so hey who feels like getting stabbed right about now.

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dersiteking liked your post:never mind.

yeah and you’re one of them, don’t think you’re not.

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never mind.

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i haven’t been on in forever.

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@stabbydog said: “god can you *get* any more pathetic.”

uh i don’t thinks o no im already verh pathetic

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you sure? ‘cause you’re getting worse every damn time you say anything.