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[stabknives]

Hi! This is a sideblog I use for a lot of stuff. OC centric, but occasionally for observations on fandom culture and general literary analysis; I write sometimes but not always. Expect idle chatter. I'm Friendly And Normal.

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[stabknives]

Obsessed with the fact Anton is so hairy but shaves his face. Did he try waxing and whimper like a baby when he plucked at his chest hair and just said #never again… or is it just because of the scars near his shoulder? Maybe the hair covers them a bit. Who knows. He eventually has the scars removed, right, steroid injections + microneedle treatment. I think it's more likely he just. Enjoys how manly it makes him look. And he only really starts fretting about his body hair as he ages and it starts turning grey in some places. He he considers waxing before ofc Cerise says if you do that I'll kill myself I swear this time I'm gonna do it. Anywho I think he wears truly bonkers underwear it's always some speedo thong lady panties. If. He doesn't skip underwear altogether. My strange little man

What else. His lighter is bejeweled. "Like his lighter case?" No his lighters. He special orders them bejeweled. And uses them until they're empty. And then throws them away. As some sort of weird flex. I think he gets a little thrill using something until it's all gone. It was used up. Got what I needed and that's what matters. What else. Since one of his little siblings is selectively mute he knows sign language, and as a result sometimes when someone is talking too long in a meeting and boring him he just starts cursing idly you glance over after what you think is a greet presentation and Anton is spelling out 'STUPID BULLSHIT RAMBLE' letter by individual ASL letter looking totally checked out. Luckily you probably can't understand him bc you're a Hollywood intern in the 80s at an up and coming studio.

He likes fruity cocktails. With the umbrella. He likes hard liquor too. He doesn't like boring food. Weak tasting food. He likes extreme spice and richness and sweetness and bitterness. Someone else could accidentally get his order and probably die. A lot of people incorrectly assumes he's not that bright bc he's so self absorbed, and cheery. It's a bit like the um barbie film scene when barbie is mocked by those girls and called a fascist. CRIES AND WHINES. I don't control the railways, or the flow of COMMERCE!!! <- literally untrue he has his monopoly money. That said he's seen his crush and and walked into a glass door multiple times distracted and tried to clean his counters with soda pop (it's a strong chemical!!!) only to end up with a severe ant problem which he was mostly fine with bc he did have that ant farm when he was younger.

[stabknives]

i think he owns a lot of taxidermy pieces... especially if he's had any cats die on him. he has a room for it! he's tried a few times to get into it himself, but he usually gets a little overwhelmed when it comes to sewing he doesn't have the patience for it, so it's easier to hire someone else. he's actually close friends with the guy he commissions to do it. er. as close friends as anton tenna can be with someone. at least. i think, also. he has his sort of visual kei subtle decora shit going on. belt that looks like film reel. suit jacket made of reflective shiny small camera lenses like sequins. stars on his heels. spiked tv antenna leather overcoat where they're on the shoulders like punk studs. sunglasses shaped like TV screens he wears to the pool. glittery 'static' lace undergarments. garter made of rainbow audio in/out cords. i think he might've sewn gold thread into the scars on his upper arms for awhile. pulled it out when one of his directors was like um. do you have- have you- is your scar tissue full of gold foil. why.

[hi-im-kaybee]

jerma: listen... i just really like strawberries and bananas! (suppressed giggle) it's not- it's not weird to like fruit. to enjoy a yummy strawberry on a summer's day! (looks at chat) "strawberries are weird and gross". what?! huh?!? listen to yourself!! what are you even saying?!?

the game he's playing: [grinding corpses to viscera in an abandoned hospital]

[pisces-comet]

northernlion: Do. Do you ever think about those half-time events where they give away free tuition to whichever college student could sink a basketball into the hoop? How fucked up would it be if you were the person who didn't sink in a basketball and your only thought while an entire stadium is applauding your classmate is "If I'd only sunk one more ball in I wouldn't have had crippling debt"? They got college students out here in the damn hunger games and what? (reads chat) "...hey NL it's just for fun you know what fun is right". you're morally bankrupt. and you will never see the light of heaven. motherfucker. (shouting) AT LEAST IF THEY WERE KILLING EACH OTHER FOR SPORT WE COULD BE HONEST ABOUT WHAT IS ACTUALLY GOING ON THERE!!! (adjust headphones) Anyway...

the game he's playing: [pastel emoji matching game]

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[sealiens]

my take on what Asriel might look like when he comes home bc i love when people draw him resembling his dad featuring that tv thing i hate

[stabknives]

I had the best fucking reading material this morning and literally all i wanna do is get home and analyze it deeper and write and ponder and stew and consider. But i have this damn job and these fat tits and stupid idiot shit to do fuck everything

[breathofgod]

[stabknives]

some of what i write is meant to be arousing . Some of it isn't. I dont see a point in always clarifying which is which, because that defeats the purpose, yeah? I think people should draw their own emotions from art. Far be it from me to tell YOU how to interpret things, or what your own personal experience should be. Ow. Hurt myself. Anyway i think getting too caught up in the weeds of what the right feelings to invoke are— how to experience a scene correctly— it's pure chintz!!! Certainly I can INTEND something, in fact it's crucial any artist has a strong sense of intent, but this dance is merely that. An expression. Not a statement of fact

[stabknives]

Obsessed with the fact Anton is so hairy but shaves his face. Did he try waxing and whimper like a baby when he plucked at his chest hair and just said #never again… or is it just because of the scars near his shoulder? Maybe the hair covers them a bit. Who knows. He eventually has the scars removed, right, steroid injections + microneedle treatment. I think it's more likely he just. Enjoys how manly it makes him look. And he only really starts fretting about his body hair as he ages and it starts turning grey in some places. He he considers waxing before ofc Cerise says if you do that I'll kill myself I swear this time I'm gonna do it. Anywho I think he wears truly bonkers underwear it's always some speedo thong lady panties. If. He doesn't skip underwear altogether. My strange little man

What else. His lighter is bejeweled. "Like his lighter case?" No his lighters. He special orders them bejeweled. And uses them until they're empty. And then throws them away. As some sort of weird flex. I think he gets a little thrill using something until it's all gone. It was used up. Got what I needed and that's what matters. What else. Since one of his little siblings is selectively mute he knows sign language, and as a result sometimes when someone is talking too long in a meeting and boring him he just starts cursing idly you glance over after what you think is a greet presentation and Anton is spelling out 'STUPID BULLSHIT RAMBLE' letter by individual ASL letter looking totally checked out. Luckily you probably can't understand him bc you're a Hollywood intern in the 80s at an up and coming studio.

He likes fruity cocktails. With the umbrella. He likes hard liquor too. He doesn't like boring food. Weak tasting food. He likes extreme spice and richness and sweetness and bitterness. Someone else could accidentally get his order and probably die. A lot of people incorrectly assumes he's not that bright bc he's so self absorbed, and cheery. It's a bit like the um barbie film scene when barbie is mocked by those girls and called a fascist. CRIES AND WHINES. I don't control the railways, or the flow of COMMERCE!!! <- literally untrue he has his monopoly money. That said he's seen his crush and and walked into a glass door multiple times distracted and tried to clean his counters with soda pop (it's a strong chemical!!!) only to end up with a severe ant problem which he was mostly fine with bc he did have that ant farm when he was younger.

[stabknives]

Liberals love to advertise thats what they are when like you could not torture that shit out of me

[stabknives]

i see a comment on a post about someones death that has a quote from the deceased artist in question thats strangely pompous, callous, dismissive and elitist. I click the profile. "Liberal leaning." I nod. That tracks, i say, as i block them. Lets never meet

[stabknives]

Liberals love to advertise thats what they are when like you could not torture that shit out of me

[youre-dreaming-302]

[lizlemondyke]

it’s funny cuz it’s true

[buddwyer]

USER IS SENDING YOU A FILE - PAIN.ZIP 1.36TB

[iamlestatsmuddyshoes]

Frantically clicking the cancel button

[buddwyer]

IT'S COMING

[i-will-write]

first time writing fanfiction of a character : uughh i hope this is all canon accurate... it cant be canon innacurate at all or the enitire fandom will throw rocks at me...

10057th time writing the character: heres them working at a mcdonalds

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

hmm its like I crave some type of eternal and brutal punishment but I'm not exactly sure for what

[thegaymertrainer]

Ribbon dancing I was not aware of your evolution 🤯