Semi-hiatus

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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ UNCHARTED / A THIEF’S END ( PART TWO ) always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

“How long have you had this planned?”

“These men are sadistic. We’re doing the world a favor.”

“I’m good. I’m better than good, actually.”

“I’m gonna take a bath, sleep in a warm bed. Maybe find a warm body to sleep next to me.”

“I am having all these doubts enter my mind.”

“It’s really amazing what you can find on the internet these days.”

“How do you plan on securing an invite to an exclusive, heavily guarded black market auction?”

“You’re, uh, gonna try and steal it, aren’t you?”

“All I see are a bunch of high class, low-life criminals, all cleaned up for prom.”

“Have you considered a back up plan in case he gets cold feet?”

“He’s double-crossed people in the past, but never us.”

“That rent-a-thug was packing some serious heat.”

“These landings are a little more painful than I remember.”

“You know what I love about partying with a bunch of crooks?”

“It’s good to see you alive.”

“We have the small matter of a few hundred witnesses.”

“Jesus, you guys act like you’ve never spent time in prison.”

“When you want something dirty done, you wait for lights out.”

“You’re the best pickpocket.”

“This place is fancy, of course they’d play douchey European techno.”

“I do the interference, you make the grab.”

“And to think he doubted me.”

“It’s a pleasure to watch professionals at work.”

“I guess I should be glad that’s not a real gun.”

“Every once in awhile a job requires us to get all dolled up.”

“Sounds like a lady is trying to buy you a drink.”

“Fortunately, she does not seem to be holding a grudge.”

“There’s enough food down here to feed a small town.”

“I’m starting to get a little drunk on the fumes down here.”

“Don’t worry about [name]. They can talk their way out of anything.”

“Here we are, haggling over dead people’s junk.”

“This crowd didn’t get rich by playing fair.”

“Okay, let’s ruin this asshole’s evening.”

“I’m gonna play it cool.”

“You have something I want and you’re going to give it to me.”

“I’m not in the mood for games.”

“You’re lucky I’m a gentleman, or I’d–”

“You’re gonna need to be more specific.”

“Let me see if I can clarify.”

“Have you had enough or are you going to keep being a smartass?”

“I just met your friend [name]. They’re lovely.”

“I don’t mean to rush you, but hurry the hell up.”

“Good news is, I got a gun.”

“I hope I don’t go to hell for this.”

“Oh, you’re such an asshole.”

“We can deal with that when we get there.”

“That psycho would like nothing better than for you to show up.”

“The biggest pirate treasure is within our grasp!”

“You’re not giving her enough credit.”

“I’m sorry for what happened to you, but it’s not his fault.”

“Bring me back something shiny, will ya?”

“Strange place to bury your treasure, no?”

“I’m pretty sure he was ready to kill me by the time I bailed.”

“Listen, he’s ruthless. Even more so than before.”

“Someone’s a little explosion-happy.”

“Seems like they were expecting us.”

“It’s just a hop, skip, and a jump away.”

“You go where the money takes you.”

“Boss lady wants it, and she wants it yesterday.”

“Where does that rich asshole get off?”

“I nearly blew my goddamn arms off only to get chewed out by that prick!”

“Well, let’s desecrate some graves.”

“I guess that’s what passed for ‘good’ back then.”

“Hey smokey, need your lighter over here.”

“Glad I didn’t eat a big breakfast.”

[iconicwomen]

[bombing]

the multiple failed assassination attempts made against me have helped build both character and self esteem

[stackhcuse]

❝Everyone thinks I’m crazy, you know, because I can’t tell them the truth; which is, that I’m driven crazy by all these thoughts, all these heads—❞

Written by Nik.

[stackhcuse]

Shook ™

That was a long ass hiatus.

[upir]

okay ! it’s that time of the year again where i just want to show some appreciation for the lovely people on tumblr dot com who make my dashboard beautiful. as always, i love every single one of my followers and mutuals but those are the people who make my time here just exceptional, whether we talk daily, you let me spam you with memes or we have a lot of threads. you’re all talented writers and i’m happy to call some of you my close friends. xoxo

# squad

@accidentprcne  › @athenascode  › @butscrewmefirst / @famouspctts  › @electrvcfeel  › @funfatale / @originalbatgirl  › @glowwcrm  › @knxckleskissed  › @livemcre / @taintednow  › @serpenthand / @wreckshavoc  › @showmaxter  › @vanityriot  › @welldriven / @leftown  › @wildmoored

# people i love

@bloodamy › @brokenragdoll › @cantbeatyourbike › @cowld › @crimsonclaws › @dayfangs› @diiedloved › @eatsboys › @edomson › @famedqueen › @harleenie › @humxnatheart › @mercyinvite › @moonscared / @worldcfdarkness › @necromantiia › @northernvengeance › @pinetrapped › @primxs › @pzzlebx › @quietbeauty › @rcmani › @sadstarllet › @serialqueen › @shcc-it / @stackhcuse › @shxyme › @silverawayyy › @trashkick / @falseprayers › @undeciided / @piinkperfection › @violetguts › @whimsicalgodfrey › @withalisp

[mfoxaheard]

[aurerum]

i.

The fact of his pulse, the way he pulled his body in, out of shyness or shame or a desire not to disturb the air around him. Everyone could see the way his muscles worked, the way we look like animals, his skin barely keeping him inside.— Richard Siken                                               Written by nik 

[aintthatsmart]

@stackhcuse  ❤‘d for a werepanther!Jason starter

Jason let out a low grumble, sunning himself out behind Sookie’s house. He had been looking for some peace and quiet, wanting just a little bit of time to think -  - not that he ever did much thinking. Work was stressful that morning, and so there he was. Laid out in Sookie’s yard.

[stackhcuse]

There’s a basket of clean laundry propped against her hip, prime and ready for the clothes line as she makes her way out the kitchen door, and down the back porch steps. It’s only a moment’s pause,  not at all difficult for her gaze to single out a dark furry blob in the middle of pristine green grass   ❝Jason? ❞ Sookie calls tentatively--- The shotgun is propped up against the fire place & the closest thing to a weapon she has are lavender scented linens.

[faerysighs]

“Faeries, come take me out of this dull world, For I would ride with you upon the wind, Run on the top of the dishevelled tide, And dance upon the mountains like a flame.”

― W.B. Yeats, The Land of Heart’s Desire

[swimmingstargazer]

[ashestoashs-deactivated20180213]

                       hail he who has come from the sky               to deliver us from the terror of the deadites!

[onlywreckage-deactivated2019071]

PLOTS INSPIRED BY :: MOVIES WITH SPIES AND CRIMINALS

FOCUS - muse a, an experienced con artist, takes in muse b to teach them the art of being a criminal. they fall in love and continue their schemes until muse a suddenly turns against muse b. a few years later, their paths cross yet again and shenanigans ensue.

KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE - muse a and muse b, who hail from different backgrounds, find friendship (and maybe even romance) as they train for an elite protection service.

MR. RIGHT - muse a can’t seem to get a break in life. that is until they find their soulmate in muse b, an increasingly prominent assassin.

SPY - a mission requires a desk agent to take on the field. the inexperienced muse a excitedly takes on the job. much to top spy muse b’s dismay, they are tasked to prepare muse a for the field. surprisingly, muse a is quite good at the job.

THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E - muse a is a no nonsense kgb agent and they’re tasked to protect assumed civilian, muse b. the two take on the cover of being an engaged couple, and have to live together, despite disliking each other’s guts.

MR. AND MRS. SMITH - muse a is happily married to muse b. but one day, they find out the other is from a rival spy organization. they are torn between killing each other and sticking to their feelings.

SUICIDE SQUAD - muse a and muse b are criminals with extraordinary skills. when they are released for a contractual job, they grow close to each other and contemplate a way out.

[symbi0]

using gesture

we’ve all read that prompt where someone is smirking, cocking an eyebrow and tossing their hair every other word. it’s annoying and it’s overused, not because they’re moving too much, but because nobody actually does that. rather than making your character repeat the same three actions on loop, spice things up! here are some helpful starting points

anger: 

curling and uncurling fists

sharp exhales

rolling eyes

cracking neck 

setting jaw

grinding teeth 

pursing lips

boredom/impatience: 

scratching neck/back

tapping or drumming fingers on something

tapping foot

changing position repeatedly, as if to get comfortable

leaning back 

kicking feet or putting them up

looking around 

nerves: 

looking around but, like, different

hands in pockets

fidgeting with an object

biting lip, inside of cheek, or nails 

tapping or drumming fingers on something

if this is helpful, i can expand the list, but i don’t see people struggling with physical displays of positive emotions as much as i do negative ones

[didntsayyes]

[horror-rp-masterlist]

CALLING ALL HORROR ROLEPLAYERS!

I’m going to compile a master list of horror themed roleplay blogs. These can be the villains, the heroes, the jock that mocks the big scary monster, or even the chick that’s off to the side acting all cute but actually kicks serious ass.

OCs, Canons, horror writers (real life rpers of Lovecraft for example), monsters, slashers, etc are all welcome. Preferably they’ll all be 18+ due to the subject nature but depending on their character the could be allowed if under age but they will be made known so.

I’m legit creating a masterlist for this, so 

PLEASE REBLOG THIS IF YOURE A HORROR BLOG!! I WILL BE COMPILING THEM, ORGANIZING THEM, ETC.

[horror-rp-masterlist]

I’ve started compiling. Follow this blog for more additions and promotions!

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thequeerwithoutfear:

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many