Are you happy?

Maddie || 23 || I never meant for it to get this good 

[despazito]

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

[despazito]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

[arielandotherpoems]

[leafcrunch]

i am not taking questions at this time

[mysteryteacup]

are you taking answers

[leafcrunch]

yeah what have you got

[parkore]

[ap0stle]

"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"

when i get home from work:

[foggy-pc]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

... why this put this on the internet?

[ghostowlattic]

[coastgods]

[unclefather]

[heroinych]

[weeniebagel]

“I can’t believe Francis has us playing this stupid Undertale shit. I miss Counter Strike.”

[foosili]

Birthday

[emeryradio-deactivated20240912]

[instrumental chorus of “We Like to Party” (the Six Flags song) plays in the foreground]

masculine voice, seven seconds in: “You’re all animals.”

[toshio]

[sapphicxena]

am i finally gonna be able to astral project into the ikea in the 5th dimension?

[deegaynolds]

[wtmfanzone]

[akaashikelji]

i’m finally watching fma and the dog and girl are so cute

[akaashikelji]

[madeonstuck-deactivated20140307]

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

[geek-in-a-box]

theme parks. just. theme parks.

[samielcastiel]

but u have to pay for theme parks

[victorysunshine-blog-blog]

that’s the adult part

[santhipoma]

son of a bitch

[tpt-moved]

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

[twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-dea]

I know where we’re going guys