Vicious Season 1 Sentence Starters
“For a moment I thought those high-pitched, piercing shrieks were coming from a gaggle of schoolgirls, but now I see it’s just you.”
“You should leave, it’s quite clear s/he hates you.”
“It’s very rude to disturb attractive people.”
“Has anyone ever said you remind them of Zac Efron?”
“I never know when I’m going too far, but I’m always so glad when I do.”
“It’s sad that it should take the passing of a dear friend to realize how special I am.”
“You must forgive [Name], s/he wasn’t loved as a child. Or as an adult.”
“I don’t know what would be preferable at this point: if you woke up dead or I did.”
“Oh, and by the way, I’m straight.”
“Any time I’m walking away from you, I can feel the blood start returning to my veins.”
“If you’re going to walk around in a towel again, I’m going to need at least 24 hours’ notice to pack a small bag and check into a hotel.”
“I don’t even think God could impregnate you at this point.”
“Then might I suggest the next time an Eastern-European asks you to perform depraved sex acts, you politely decline.”
“It’s getting harder and harder to wake the dog up. When I get him put down should I do you both together?”
“Would it help if you said something awful about my face or my body?”
“Your back was cracking so much last night, I thought you were making popcorn in bed.”
“And don’t you look smart? I see you’re wearing an extra chin for the occasion.”
“One person buys you a drink and suddenly you’re Paris Hilton?”
“Although, it is lovely they don’t herd us into police vans and throw us into prison anymore.”
“I look at you and I still see a vibrant, beautiful wo/man. I always will.”
“His/her mother doesn’t know s/he’s gay?”
“Of course I remember [Name], s/he practically gives me a handjob every time s/he says hello!”
“Well we are going to talk about it, and you are going to listen.”
“I’m not going to have this conversation with you. You aren’t a creative person.”
“If I don’t get to eat something soon, I am going to kill somebody.”
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