No Fangs.

Protocol for vampires like them is to open with a drone strike.

thatmonroe

Le pistolet de vampires par Dr Cagliostro

why is it that all hunters ive met so far are pretty friendly and nice and arent trying to kill us at all

Because when a competent hunter decides you’re a threat, you usually only meet them once.

well i am not saying I am a threat personally but there are plenty of pretty dangerous vamps around here and they seem to get along with the hunters just fine :) even you havent killed anyone yet and you seem, uh, pretty competent and kinda scary

I’ve killed 7 vampires and banished one minor demon since arriving in Los Angeles.

#I just haven’t killed anyone you know#yet

OKAY!!! FAIR ENOUGH i would appreciate it if you like, dont kill anyone i know in the future,? my friends are all really good actually and theyre all just chillin, you know, no need for murders, yes??

#ic #Its nothing personal but any vampire who kills humans becomes a target

No promises, sorry.

why is it that all hunters ive met so far are pretty friendly and nice and arent trying to kill us at all

Because when a competent hunter decides you’re a threat, you usually only meet them once.

well i am not saying I am a threat personally but there are plenty of pretty dangerous vamps around here and they seem to get along with the hunters just fine :) even you havent killed anyone yet and you seem, uh, pretty competent and kinda scary

#ic #I just haven't killed anyone you know #yet

I’ve killed 7 vampires and banished one minor demon since arriving in Los Angeles.

why is it that all hunters ive met so far are pretty friendly and nice and arent trying to kill us at all

Because when a competent hunter decides you’re a threat, you usually only meet them once.

cemeteryfun

So sit down and cry.

Who would want to hunt a crying vampire. Exactly.

Its not about wanting to do anything. Its about what has to be done.

mysteriisnull:

i dont think really now ill be able to be inside or near or like on a building without thinking oh maybe there might be or is a vampire in the foundation atleast you cant be a vampire and a ghost at the same time

Some species of vampires actually can produce both a vampire and a ghost from the same person.

ok so like if you did then put them or those ones into concrete you should keep that sort of thing in not like the foundation of a home or you can and you then would get a sort of ghost house or haunted house

I honestly have no idea if the home would end up haunted. I know there is some connection that remains between the ghost and the original body, but I’ve never left one of those vampires alive long enough to find out how intrinsic it is.

you should if you have the time then encase a vampire in concrete and let it live as a ghost in a house to make a haunted house actually then

I don’t think I’ll be doing that.

mysteriisnull:

i dont think really now ill be able to be inside or near or like on a building without thinking oh maybe there might be or is a vampire in the foundation atleast you cant be a vampire and a ghost at the same time

Some species of vampires actually can produce both a vampire and a ghost from the same person.

ok so like if you did then put them or those ones into concrete you should keep that sort of thing in not like the foundation of a home or you can and you then would get a sort of ghost house or haunted house

I honestly have no idea if the home would end up haunted. I know there is some connection that remains between the ghost and the original body, but I’ve never left one of those vampires alive long enough to find out how intrinsic it is.

mysteriisnull:

i dont think really now ill be able to be inside or near or like on a building without thinking oh maybe there might be or is a vampire in the foundation atleast you cant be a vampire and a ghost at the same time

Some species of vampires actually can produce both a vampire and a ghost from the same person.

grunfeld-bach

We are a threat, but be wary to look at what has driven us to this in the first place.

grunfeld-bach

I have never understood why conversing with humans about what you are is unforgivable, but killing is a mistake that can be overlooked.

Most people don’t believe you, we know that better than anything.

engardetoreador

no offense, mr. bach, but it’s because you exist. the average person would brush off some idiot claiming to be a vampire, but if it reached your ears, you’d take it deadly seriously, and the rest of us would have to deal with the consequences.

grunfeld-bach

Oh, it’s cute that you still think we get our information like some town hunters with torches and pitchforks.

Most of the time we don’t need a rumor to find a target. The signs are obvious, if you know what to look for.

#ic #also by that logic many of us only exist because so many of you view killing as acceptable

Blogging online about being a vampire is a dead giveaway.

sewerhaven

who wants to make huntersonas with me mine’s name is penance st dirkley and he’s addicted to crack and the Word of God

Oh this seems fun. My huntersona is named Thou-Shalt-Not-Commit-Adultery Cranwell

malkaviansyndromes

if i was a hunter i would just fire crossbow bolts at random. like for the thrill.

malkaviansyndromes

if i was a hunter i would squish bugs in my apartment by shooting them with a bullet from across the room.

Landlords tend to frown on that sort of thing.

my screenshot Folder of ‘new hunter Being embarrassing on the Internet’ is Getting hard to sort. Please slow down man

normaltremere

like is this what they teach now at hunter school? being super irritating until your target makes a mistake?

No, its just this one I think.

#ic #what an ass

Christ.

#ic #dash commentary

Camarilla are the only ones I’ve ever seen actually forbidding the killing of humans so you can probably guess where I fall on this debate.

sanglantromantique

Sorry to stalk your blog but this is inaccurate. While Anarchs can vary greatly, most of those I’ve met are quite against killing humans for any reason other than self defense (which I’m sure even most humans can agree is an acceptable reason).

And the idea that the Camarilla actually opposes killing humans is laughable. The elders mostly only care about not getting caught. If you kill a mortal and hide it sufficiently, no one cares.