En garde, Toreador!

Stay human with us a little longer. (VtM RP blog.)

[engardetoreador]

[fanghusband-remade]

we need more vampires who are just pathetic. just absolute losers

[lacetulle]

Emilio Pucci | Fall/Winter 2011

[achesspiece]

[reinasof]

ur full of yourself tbh

you would be too if you were beautiful and interesting

[fanghusband-remade]

"haha you look kinda like a vampire" thanks it's the vampirism

[boethiah]

[secretlysweetmonsters]

Vampires be like

[twocubes]

Vampire setting where it eventually becomes clear that every single vampire is bitter exes with every other vampire

[achesspiece]

Nice fangs sorry you're not brave enough to bite me

[that-house]

Frat boy vampire draining someone while his bros chant “CHUG CHUG CHUG” in the background

[bitchassslytherinsnakery]

Mutuals this could be us

[severalowls]

Sick of seeing selfish posts about exposing your neck and unfastening your shirt "to attract vampires". Wearing an unbuttoned collar is depriving young vampires of essential development and may render them entirely unable to rip bodices in the wild.

[worldhammerer-old]

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

[jamesspadersnortingspafflines]

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who's biting a tree real hard

[elf-kid2]

Maple syrup vampire husband

[lacetulle]

Elie Saab | Fall/Winter 2018 Couture

[lacetulle]

Teuta Matoshi | Spring/Summer 2021

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

vampire stake to the heart wont work if your tits are big enough

[mochibat]

Yeah, you just catch it

[kool-aidpipelining01]

Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing hot girl shit.

[miss-nerdy-mess-deactivated2023]

Then I just use a spear instead.

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

you are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas and for what. why would you do that to the ecosystem

[lacetulle]

Reem Acra | Fall/Winter 2015

[lacetulle]

Ralph & Russo | Spring/Summer 2015 Couture