riddler themed bc im literally just irl riddler

he/him, in need of a good nights sleep and probably a hug, im over 18 but my blog is all ages 🍉 also, standard dni (terfs, bigots, general bitches)

[standard-human]

send me asksssss. send me asksssssssssss. send me asksssssfdss. ask me thinfgggsss

[dollhair]

Something about the bastardization of the story time and time again proves that nobody in power really cares about the people who would resonate with King’s Carrie White. A girl so ugly and repulsive she’s been removed from her own story. The societal need for women and girls to be constantly perceived as attractive is what fuels a fair amount of her torment in the book, but that person isn’t even allowed to exist on the screen. We cannot empathize with her; it isn’t allowed. It’s fascinating to me.

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

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20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 5 days 16 hours

[penny-anna]

People of tumblr, I believe in you. I trust you to make the right choice. I truly believe we can make this a reality. We have the power. We can achieve anything we put our minds to.

We CAN make Count Binface the next Tumblr sexyman.

[soreheadinamblemood]

[bootyshorts-with-this-on-the-ass]

Booty shorts with “it’s plot exposition, it has to go somewhere” on the ass

[noze2222]

LMAOOOOOOO

[weedle-testaburger]

for anyone who's wondering what the fuck is going on in british politics rn

[merrnnnnnnnnn]

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I’d be lying if I said this didn’t make me giggle to myself

[spmtnlove]

Tumblr Sexyman Tenna

[internetsomebody]

if Senshi wins i need him to sit down Grace and Tenna and make them a filling meal

[pangur-and-grim]

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

[pangur-and-grim]

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much

[pangur-and-grim]

[veemochi]

[acrossalltimes]

So random headcannon I have for Arkham Hatter is that he does HELLA squats when not doing crimes.

Because how else are you going to explain to me that this man can just casually toaster jump himself into the air, land cleanly on the table, from the floor, during Arkham City? Like the man gets some air time in that jump.

Anyways thanks for coming to my ted talk

[kickasscentral]

as someone who is Undiagnosed But Pretty Damn Sure about having Autism jervis (at least in btas) reads to me as an undiagnosed autistic man who spent most of his life trying (and horrendously failing) to mask his autistic traits in a desperate attempt to be more 'tolerable' to his neurotypical peers who (after a combination of Misread Social Cues and Generally Weird Incel Behavior Towards Woman) ends up deciding "Y'KNOW WHAT? I AM TIRED OF BEING NICE. I'M GOING APESH!T!!" (/ref) and now post Alice Canon Event he is now reveling in the fact he can just be himself for the first time in probable years around other people without feeling bad about it (for better and for worse) because hes a VILLAIN!! he doesn't have to be liked by other people anymore!! hes supposed to be despised so why not lean into the things people hated the most about him!! Why not be a bit of a snobby prick!! WHY NOT GO ON WEIRD UNRELATED WONDERLAND BASED TANGENTS THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR!! WHY NOT SING AND DANCE AND DRINK TEA WHENEVER I WANT!! etc

thank you for coming to my weird ted talk feel free to put my head on a stick if this is a bad take ok byeee

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[chaoticgremlinpriest]

babe wake up new starwalker is here

[tlirsgender]

Also a really useful thing in lefty queer progressive whatever type spaces is "getting over yourself" and really knowing the phrase "sure they get on my nerves but I don't think we should hunt them for sport". Like sometimes your morals/principles/political goals/etc are more important than whatever interpersonal beef you have. I mean just in general you need to be able to be annoyed without killing someone about it but especially if you're aiming for, like... actual meaningful solidarity and community and shit like that

[tlirsgender]

Like you know I'm a hater. Off the top of my head I can name Three pretty prominent names in the Trans Blogging sphere who irritate me for, like, reasons of varying validity, yknow. Sometimes you just don't vibe with somebody that's natural. They also happen to get Harassment Campaigned a lot & I won't participate in any of that because I'm not a fucking ghoul. Something something rules of engagement. You can't have exceptions

[standard-human]

the mindset you gotta learn:

[resident-idiot-simp]