riddler themed bc im literally just irl riddler

he/him, in need of a good nights sleep and probably a hug, im over 18 but my blog is all ages 🍉 also, standard dni (terfs, bigots, general bitches)

[standard-human]

send me asksssss. send me asksssssssssss. send me asksssssfdss. ask me thinfgggsss

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[thallium81]

So how about that tumblr sexyman tournament result huh

[digitalhitchhiker]

[shroomzie]

Vote Tenna! (if that wasn't already very obvious from the comic)

[redstonedust]

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

[flowerbobatea]

[dollhair]

Something about the bastardization of the story time and time again proves that nobody in power really cares about the people who would resonate with King’s Carrie White. A girl so ugly and repulsive she’s been removed from her own story. The societal need for women and girls to be constantly perceived as attractive is what fuels a fair amount of her torment in the book, but that person isn’t even allowed to exist on the screen. We cannot empathize with her; it isn’t allowed. It’s fascinating to me.

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 5 days 7 hours

[penny-anna]

People of tumblr, I believe in you. I trust you to make the right choice. I truly believe we can make this a reality. We have the power. We can achieve anything we put our minds to.

We CAN make Count Binface the next Tumblr sexyman.

[soreheadinamblemood]

[bootyshorts-with-this-on-the-ass]

Booty shorts with “it’s plot exposition, it has to go somewhere” on the ass

[noze2222]

LMAOOOOOOO

[weedle-testaburger]

for anyone who's wondering what the fuck is going on in british politics rn

[merrnnnnnnnnn]

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I’d be lying if I said this didn’t make me giggle to myself

[spmtnlove]

Tumblr Sexyman Tenna

[internetsomebody]

if Senshi wins i need him to sit down Grace and Tenna and make them a filling meal

[pangur-and-grim]

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

[pangur-and-grim]

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much

[pangur-and-grim]

[veemochi]

[acrossalltimes]

So random headcannon I have for Arkham Hatter is that he does HELLA squats when not doing crimes.

Because how else are you going to explain to me that this man can just casually toaster jump himself into the air, land cleanly on the table, from the floor, during Arkham City? Like the man gets some air time in that jump.

Anyways thanks for coming to my ted talk