riddler themed bc im literally just irl riddler

he/him, in need of a good nights sleep and probably a hug, im over 18 but my blog is all ages 🍉 also, standard dni (terfs, bigots, general bitches)

[standard-human]

send me asksssss. send me asksssssssssss. send me asksssssfdss. ask me thinfgggsss

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

Cute little rainbow heart for pride month tumblr but how about you stop disproportionally banning trans women and marking sfw queer posts as mature

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[benvey4]

[catboybiologist]

My headcanon is that she got an elf neopussy from a medic while she was at the academy but every once in a while uses her flesh magic necromancy to whip it back out, much the same way as she reconstructed Marcille's body

[soballoonist]

does she need to be covered in blood to get her penis back?

[catboybiologist]

Physically? No. Erotically? Yes.

[discount--dracula]

oh you like robot? didn't you know The Scary Bite happened in fiction?? yeah, The Scary Bite!!!!!! throw out the robot before it The Scary Bites YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! it WILL Scary Bite you if you don't kill it with fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i commented this on 350 different robot videos before i got to yours btw.

[pollicinor]

Il troll di Photoshop

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine being this good at photoshop and using it for evil.

[naomster]

He isn’t evil, he’s just working on genie logic….you need to be REALLY specific

[catchymemes]

[onelittlemoon]

Starkid shows are crazy dude

Like, what do you mean "i'm not an angel, not the answer, i'm just going nowhere faster" is from A Very Potter Senior Year and not from some famous poet

What do you mean "science says your dead and gone forever, reason says i'm talking to the air, but somewhere in my heart some deeply hidden part illogicaly insists that you are there somewhere" is from an Alladin parody that also includes someone choking on shit

"Only my ashes will see the sea" exists in the same musical as "right in the subpeona" and Santa Claus is going to highschool.

You think you're watching a comedy show about musical zombies and then they hit you with the "why does it hurt to love you?"

[catchymemes]

[teaboot]

"she thinks this is bonding behavior" my friend this has BECOME your bonding behaviour

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

[damazcuz]

When all you have is a handsaw, every problem looks like a beautiful lady in a box. And you have a magician outfit. And people are watching.

[its-emimi]

Happy Pride month! 🌈

[felysha]

Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who was murdered on the first day of Pride month as well as Indigenous History Month. He died protecting his trans husband. Homophobia and racism aren’t marks of the past, and this is a heart breaking reminder of that.

Praying for a safe journey back to the spirit world, Uncle ❤️‍🩹🦅

[felysha]

Today is the anniversary of the death of Jonathan Joss (King of the Hill, Parks and Rec). Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who died protecting his transgender husband, on the first day of Pride month. Today we remember him and how he protected his family.

[cancan-jpg]

rocky get stickbugged statement

[creatingblackcharacters]

Remember when Lil Nas X beautifully explored his sexuality, seduced and killed the devil to the banger of all time, and instead of cheering on this openly gay and proud Black artist for his artistry and fighting back against respectability politics, suddenly said respectability politics was all the Queerest Place on the Internet cared about? Hm. Wonder what happened there.

Anyway I miss him and hope he's doing better with his mental health 🙏🏾

[creatingblackcharacters]

Like say what you want about "bad queer representation", but this was the song that made me openly and happily accept that I was bisexual. To see him up there Black and beautiful, making music that I love, absolutely killing it? Yeah. You couldn't tell me shit. This man made me proud to be out. "This will make them think we're evil for being gay" hey newsflash dawg-