the author of the journals

currently traveling,having fun,happy to give answers to your queries

[stanford--pines]

Hello! Kind folks. I am dr Stanford P. pines ford for short. I found this strange computer phone resembling my journals except it is supposedly a set of two containing this strange thing called a tumblr. So I am writing this down so as to send a message to see if it works. If you recieve this message please feel free to ask any questions so as freeness I would answer them.

And yes it may be that my brother may interact with this computer phone as he is better with this.

Signing off

~ Dr pines 'ford'

Ooc: hehehe.. this is me @lostsprit and I made this account only to answer a post by @institute-of-oddology-founder runned by @maridrawss . Asks can be anything as long as their not stanscest, offensive to any religion or community and nothing overly sexual.

[stanford--pines]

A cutie mark is a synbol on a ponys flank that shows what their special talent is!

Oh thank you for bestowing such exquisite knowledge unto me. I greatly appreciate it.

*aggressively writes it down in his new journal*

Ooc : sorry anon it took so long to reply. I was not a great headspace these few months but now am very capable.

[stanford--pines]

Mlp ask anon here! That's funny I met the pony version of you when they turned human. They were very freaked out lol.

Oh don't worry, I too was freaked out of my mind when I turned the pony form. But I was taken aback by how much I could do with it and was very pleased to see my cute mark. If you don't mind, could you please explain the concept of cutie marks to me, what are they? Why are they?

[stanford--pines]

Have you ever been in a dimension where you were transformed into a pony? I'm sure you probably changed forms throughout dimensions?

oh yes, yes, yes. It resembled one of the resurfacing pony cartoon, what was it again, my little pony. If it doesn't reach my brother i enjoy the show very much, i watch it with my grand niece actually. i had a cutie mark as they call it resembling my journal cover.

ooc: anon how did u know i was in my mlp pony phase. HOW JUST HOW TELLLLL MEEEE.

[stanford--pines]

I love you.

(Imagine me doing that one Patrick face :>)

I too love your confidence because I could never. Always keep it up. I think you are the person who makes the group laugh when they are down.

I,dear anon, do not know what the Patrick star face is, but it must be something good.

[stanford--pines]

month of september, which reminds me, do you know what 9/11 is? - 🌥️

Oh yes. I do know that after a very complicated drunk night with Stanley. I myself thought i dreamed it but after talking to stanley again, it was not indeed a nightmare.

[stanford--pines]

*appears out of nowhere*

WJATS YOUR FAVOURITE DINOSAUR??

I LIKE DEINOCHEIRUS! :D 🦖🦕

A Majungasaurus actually. Their theseus by Scott D Sampson makes them even more fun to research. They were cannibals and are speculated to be larger than the mighty T rex themselves.

[stanford--pines]

HELLO VIOLENT QUEER🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Hello, to you too. I presume another queer. Have a splendid day !

[stanford--pines]

Creator how do you insinuate Ford and Bill freaked that night but also headcanon ford as aroace

ooc: I am very fucking sorry. I abandoned this account and just got back. I have one explanation. I am stupid. Just a guy playing with his fav dolls and doesn't remember what they did. And I never said they freaked they played crossword, eh,eh.

[stanford--pines]

How do you feel about the fact that all of the asks are anonymous? I could be a serial killer behind the screen. Or Bill Cipher. Or your brother’s ex that stole his wallet (ask him about it!)

Very complicated emotions, let's just say that... I belive in the good of people. Ok, if you were a serial killer I would know and bill is (atleast for now) in captivity from where is it quiet literally impossible to break out of

And thank you Carla, for your considerate ask. He told me about it.

Ooc: Anon I am so sorry I kinda died with this account in a ditch and I thought I answered your ask but now I check and see my drafts and boom there you were.

[stanford--pines]

Wait, are we moots? You used a tag that said we were, but I just started following you, so

I'm @lostsprit just I forgot to change the account

[stanford--pines]

When was gay marriage legalized in gravity falls?

Yes! It was legalized in 2014 by our mayor Tyler. Well it was a public demand and there was nothing wrong with it. If you can legalize woodpecker marriage so why not gay marriage. And our country legalized it in 2015.Also I havent really said it but happy pride month people.

Ooc: this isn't actually canon but I headcanon it and heck gay marriage is legal in the usa right. So why not in gravity falls.

[stanford--pines]

HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

Thank you anonymous user for your belated birthday greeting. We love your enthusiasm.

[stanford--pines]

Queer

Affirmative.

Ooc: yes. I hc him as a queer affirmative guy bc why not. He lives in a timeline where Corona didn't happen so maybe the people of 46'/ decided people should be able to love whoever they like. Emphasis on whoever not those zoophiles fuck them.

[stanford--pines]

How do you feel about Stan getting #1 Tumblr Sexyman, and you (possibly) getting #1 Impregnatable Man?

Are you proud of him, that he finally beat you in something?

What would you name the kid, who- as there's no conceivable parent- may just be a clone? Wittle Stanford? Harvard? Cornel?

I still am shocked about the Stanley being deemed 'sexy' but people got their preferences even if those preferences dont know basic hygiene.

And about the pregnantation situation I still am very much in shock as too how that would happen but your theories are quite good If I say so myself. But other than that I need to lie down again.

[stanford--pines]

I’m in lesbians with you

Ok. Stranger I did not understand a word that you wrote but I am with you if it's not illegal of course everyone should be free to love whoever they want.

[stanford--pines]

you don't know that your in a show? welp to late just don't go crazy this is a simulation that neither of you can get out from-

*internal panic*

Ooc: this post is not gonna be canon to this meaning this did not happen bc they cannot recover from being called a simulation.