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@stanierlocomotive
🚂 Intro Post 🚂
Stanier
》 Steam Locomotive
》 He/Him, Queer
》 Old Locomotive from 1945
》 Was scrapped, then rebuilt for a museum exhibit
》 He is an asshole until you get to know him
》 Genuinely nice under the rough exterior
》 Roleplaying is encouraged, asks are open
》 RP masterlist
》 Tags: #stanier steams, #ask stanier, #stanier rp
》 Scrapped and pre-1945 design below
STAR WARS DAY !!! AND I HAVE 15 MINUTES TO GET THIS JOKE OF THE DAY POSTED BEFORE IT'S THE NEXT DAY SO I BETTER HURRY THIS UP !!
What did master Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k ?
Huh . . . Not heard that one before . Nice , kid .
Really ? YAY !! I've been working real hard on coming up with better ones.
Yeah . Guess you can brag 'bout this one bein' Stanier - approved .
Yeah, guess I can !! Gosh, that's exciting !!
Maybe you got a comedy career ahead of you . Ain't that interesting .
You think ? I didn't even think about that, to be honest, maybe you're right !! That is interesting !!
Well your circus gig ain't goin' too great is it ? Good to keep your doors open , y'know ?
Yeah, well . . . it is kinda hard to keep up a whole circus without the rest of the circus line, haha ! But, you're probably right ! You're awful smart, so, I trust your judgemlent !
Eh , you'll find somethin' sooner or later . Younger cars like you are pretty valuable , no matter what ya were made for .
Geez , I dunno 'bout smart . But thanks , guess it's nice o' ya .
I hope so.
C'mon, 'course you are ! I mean, you give good advice, and I'd say that's pretty smart !!
Maybe jus' experienced . How 'bout that ? Seems more like an old steamer like myself .
STAR WARS DAY !!! AND I HAVE 15 MINUTES TO GET THIS JOKE OF THE DAY POSTED BEFORE IT'S THE NEXT DAY SO I BETTER HURRY THIS UP !!
What did master Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k ?
Huh . . . Not heard that one before . Nice , kid .
Really ? YAY !! I've been working real hard on coming up with better ones.
Yeah . Guess you can brag 'bout this one bein' Stanier - approved .
Yeah, guess I can !! Gosh, that's exciting !!
Maybe you got a comedy career ahead of you . Ain't that interesting .
You think ? I didn't even think about that, to be honest, maybe you're right !! That is interesting !!
Well your circus gig ain't goin' too great is it ? Good to keep your doors open , y'know ?
Yeah, well . . . it is kinda hard to keep up a whole circus without the rest of the circus line, haha ! But, you're probably right ! You're awful smart, so, I trust your judgemlent !
Eh , you'll find somethin' sooner or later . Younger cars like you are pretty valuable , no matter what ya were made for .
Geez , I dunno 'bout smart . But thanks , guess it's nice o' ya .
STAR WARS DAY !!! AND I HAVE 15 MINUTES TO GET THIS JOKE OF THE DAY POSTED BEFORE IT'S THE NEXT DAY SO I BETTER HURRY THIS UP !!
What did master Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k ?
Huh . . . Not heard that one before . Nice , kid .
Really ? YAY !! I've been working real hard on coming up with better ones.
Yeah . Guess you can brag 'bout this one bein' Stanier - approved .
Yeah, guess I can !! Gosh, that's exciting !!
Maybe you got a comedy career ahead of you . Ain't that interesting .
You think ? I didn't even think about that, to be honest, maybe you're right !! That is interesting !!
Well your circus gig ain't goin' too great is it ? Good to keep your doors open , y'know ?
STAR WARS DAY !!! AND I HAVE 15 MINUTES TO GET THIS JOKE OF THE DAY POSTED BEFORE IT'S THE NEXT DAY SO I BETTER HURRY THIS UP !!
What did master Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k ?
Huh . . . Not heard that one before . Nice , kid .
Really ? YAY !! I've been working real hard on coming up with better ones.
Yeah . Guess you can brag 'bout this one bein' Stanier - approved .
Yeah, guess I can !! Gosh, that's exciting !!
Maybe you got a comedy career ahead of you . Ain't that interesting .
STAR WARS DAY !!! AND I HAVE 15 MINUTES TO GET THIS JOKE OF THE DAY POSTED BEFORE IT'S THE NEXT DAY SO I BETTER HURRY THIS UP !!
What did master Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k ?
Huh . . . Not heard that one before . Nice , kid .
Really ? YAY !! I've been working real hard on coming up with better ones.
Yeah . Guess you can brag 'bout this one bein' Stanier - approved .
STAR WARS DAY !!! AND I HAVE 15 MINUTES TO GET THIS JOKE OF THE DAY POSTED BEFORE IT'S THE NEXT DAY SO I BETTER HURRY THIS UP !!
What did master Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k ?
Huh . . . Not heard that one before . Nice , kid .
JOKE OF THE DAY !! before i forget again. . .
WHAT'S A BEE'S FAVORITE MUSICAL ?
That's a shit joke . Heard it before . Get original .
WELL PRETTY MUCH ALL JOKES ARE REUSED. . . I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY GOOD !!
If it ain't original , I ain't interested . Just bores me .
Why are you constantly shouting , kid ?
OH. UHH. . . I GUESS THAT'S FAIR.
I DUNNO. . . IT'S MY NORMAL VOLUME. I CAN QUIET DOWN IF IT'S BOTHERING YOU, THOUGH !!
Great . Glad we're on the same page .
( He still has the same bored expression . Stanier doesn't seem glad about anything )
It's not bothering me . It's just pretty damn annoying .
. . . 'kay. I'll quiet down, then. Sorry.
( She's fidgeting with the buttons on her shirt )
You're awful grumpy. . .
Good .
And what are you gonna do about it , kid ? If you wanted to talk to someone nice , you should go see my partner .
Well I guess I can't really do anything about it. . . If there was a reason why and I could help, I would.
Partner, huh ? What are they like ?
Exactly . Just make peace with my temperament .
Husband , actually . And he's much nicer than me . He's a retired ambulance coach . Still does repairs from time to time if you're in a struggle .
Okay, sorry for asking. . .
Oh !! Congratulations !! He sounds great !! I appreciate the offer, but I'm all good. I do my repairs myself best I can if I need to.
It's whatever .
Congrats ? For what ? Being married ? . . . I advise ya to get checked out by a professional , kid . Seriously
Well. . . yeah !! Being married is exciting !! Like I said, I'm doing good. Nothing wrong with me right now !!
Not when we've been together since uh . . . The second world war ? Only reason we haven't been married longer is due to laws bein' passed to actually let us .
. . . Whatever , the offer's still there . Starlight knows Cam could use the company .
Woah. . . That's a long time. You must love each other a lot !
Huh. . . Is he really that lonely ? Even with you around ?
It's . . . Very fuckin' complicated . I do love 'im a lot though . Ya got that right .
I'm great 'nd all , obviously but . . . He was alone for a long , long while . . . That sorta stuff still gets to him . Having another friend would seriously make his year . . . Why am I tellin' you all this . . .
That's sweet !!
Ohh. . . Yeah, that makes sense. If I'm honest, I don't really got anyone to talk to either. Gets real boring. . . But I'd be his friend !!
I dunno why you're telling me all this, but I don't mind at all !!
I'm sure you'd be great for him . If you'd do that for me . . . Just — don't tell him I said anything to ya . And keep the noise down . He has pretty bad tinnitus . Y'know , ringin' in his ears 24/7 . War veteran shit .
Eh . . Thanks for listenin' kid .
Yeah, I can do that !! Secret's safe with me !! I'll be quiet, too. I wouldn't wanna hurt him or nothin'.
You don't need to thank me, anytime !! I love listening !!
I mean — he ain't fragile , by no means . You wouldn't hurt 'im . I just know he prefers things quieter . . . thanks .
I can tell . D'ya happen to like talking by any chance , too ?
Alright, either way, I'll make sure to keep it down !!
Yeah, actually !! How'd you know ?
Good . You'll hear from me if ya so much as upset 'im .
. . . I dunno . Just a hunch .
I don't wanna upset him at all, don't worry !!
You're real good at hunches, then !
That's what I like to hear .
Yeah , s'pose I am . . . Well . I'll leave ya to it . Why don't you think of an original joke , huh ? Come find me once you've got one 'nd I'll rate it .
Hmm. . . Okay !! I'll have to workshop it, but I'll try my best !!
See ya round , kid .
JOKE OF THE DAY !! before i forget again. . .
WHAT'S A BEE'S FAVORITE MUSICAL ?
That's a shit joke . Heard it before . Get original .
WELL PRETTY MUCH ALL JOKES ARE REUSED. . . I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY GOOD !!
If it ain't original , I ain't interested . Just bores me .
Why are you constantly shouting , kid ?
OH. UHH. . . I GUESS THAT'S FAIR.
I DUNNO. . . IT'S MY NORMAL VOLUME. I CAN QUIET DOWN IF IT'S BOTHERING YOU, THOUGH !!
Great . Glad we're on the same page .
( He still has the same bored expression . Stanier doesn't seem glad about anything )
It's not bothering me . It's just pretty damn annoying .
. . . 'kay. I'll quiet down, then. Sorry.
( She's fidgeting with the buttons on her shirt )
You're awful grumpy. . .
Good .
And what are you gonna do about it , kid ? If you wanted to talk to someone nice , you should go see my partner .
Well I guess I can't really do anything about it. . . If there was a reason why and I could help, I would.
Partner, huh ? What are they like ?
Exactly . Just make peace with my temperament .
Husband , actually . And he's much nicer than me . He's a retired ambulance coach . Still does repairs from time to time if you're in a struggle .
Okay, sorry for asking. . .
Oh !! Congratulations !! He sounds great !! I appreciate the offer, but I'm all good. I do my repairs myself best I can if I need to.
It's whatever .
Congrats ? For what ? Being married ? . . . I advise ya to get checked out by a professional , kid . Seriously
Well. . . yeah !! Being married is exciting !! Like I said, I'm doing good. Nothing wrong with me right now !!
Not when we've been together since uh . . . The second world war ? Only reason we haven't been married longer is due to laws bein' passed to actually let us .
. . . Whatever , the offer's still there . Starlight knows Cam could use the company .
Woah. . . That's a long time. You must love each other a lot !
Huh. . . Is he really that lonely ? Even with you around ?
It's . . . Very fuckin' complicated . I do love 'im a lot though . Ya got that right .
I'm great 'nd all , obviously but . . . He was alone for a long , long while . . . That sorta stuff still gets to him . Having another friend would seriously make his year . . . Why am I tellin' you all this . . .
That's sweet !!
Ohh. . . Yeah, that makes sense. If I'm honest, I don't really got anyone to talk to either. Gets real boring. . . But I'd be his friend !!
I dunno why you're telling me all this, but I don't mind at all !!
I'm sure you'd be great for him . If you'd do that for me . . . Just — don't tell him I said anything to ya . And keep the noise down . He has pretty bad tinnitus . Y'know , ringin' in his ears 24/7 . War veteran shit .
Eh . . Thanks for listenin' kid .
Yeah, I can do that !! Secret's safe with me !! I'll be quiet, too. I wouldn't wanna hurt him or nothin'.
You don't need to thank me, anytime !! I love listening !!
I mean — he ain't fragile , by no means . You wouldn't hurt 'im . I just know he prefers things quieter . . . thanks .
I can tell . D'ya happen to like talking by any chance , too ?
Alright, either way, I'll make sure to keep it down !!
Yeah, actually !! How'd you know ?
Good . You'll hear from me if ya so much as upset 'im .
. . . I dunno . Just a hunch .
I don't wanna upset him at all, don't worry !!
You're real good at hunches, then !
That's what I like to hear .
Yeah , s'pose I am . . . Well . I'll leave ya to it . Why don't you think of an original joke , huh ? Come find me once you've got one 'nd I'll rate it .
JOKE OF THE DAY !! before i forget again. . .
WHAT'S A BEE'S FAVORITE MUSICAL ?
That's a shit joke . Heard it before . Get original .
WELL PRETTY MUCH ALL JOKES ARE REUSED. . . I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY GOOD !!
If it ain't original , I ain't interested . Just bores me .
Why are you constantly shouting , kid ?
OH. UHH. . . I GUESS THAT'S FAIR.
I DUNNO. . . IT'S MY NORMAL VOLUME. I CAN QUIET DOWN IF IT'S BOTHERING YOU, THOUGH !!
Great . Glad we're on the same page .
( He still has the same bored expression . Stanier doesn't seem glad about anything )
It's not bothering me . It's just pretty damn annoying .
. . . 'kay. I'll quiet down, then. Sorry.
( She's fidgeting with the buttons on her shirt )
You're awful grumpy. . .
Good .
And what are you gonna do about it , kid ? If you wanted to talk to someone nice , you should go see my partner .
Well I guess I can't really do anything about it. . . If there was a reason why and I could help, I would.
Partner, huh ? What are they like ?
Exactly . Just make peace with my temperament .
Husband , actually . And he's much nicer than me . He's a retired ambulance coach . Still does repairs from time to time if you're in a struggle .
Okay, sorry for asking. . .
Oh !! Congratulations !! He sounds great !! I appreciate the offer, but I'm all good. I do my repairs myself best I can if I need to.
It's whatever .
Congrats ? For what ? Being married ? . . . I advise ya to get checked out by a professional , kid . Seriously
Well. . . yeah !! Being married is exciting !! Like I said, I'm doing good. Nothing wrong with me right now !!
Not when we've been together since uh . . . The second world war ? Only reason we haven't been married longer is due to laws bein' passed to actually let us .
. . . Whatever , the offer's still there . Starlight knows Cam could use the company .
Woah. . . That's a long time. You must love each other a lot !
Huh. . . Is he really that lonely ? Even with you around ?
It's . . . Very fuckin' complicated . I do love 'im a lot though . Ya got that right .
I'm great 'nd all , obviously but . . . He was alone for a long , long while . . . That sorta stuff still gets to him . Having another friend would seriously make his year . . . Why am I tellin' you all this . . .
That's sweet !!
Ohh. . . Yeah, that makes sense. If I'm honest, I don't really got anyone to talk to either. Gets real boring. . . But I'd be his friend !!
I dunno why you're telling me all this, but I don't mind at all !!
I'm sure you'd be great for him . If you'd do that for me . . . Just — don't tell him I said anything to ya . And keep the noise down . He has pretty bad tinnitus . Y'know , ringin' in his ears 24/7 . War veteran shit .
Eh . . Thanks for listenin' kid .
Yeah, I can do that !! Secret's safe with me !! I'll be quiet, too. I wouldn't wanna hurt him or nothin'.
You don't need to thank me, anytime !! I love listening !!
I mean — he ain't fragile , by no means . You wouldn't hurt 'im . I just know he prefers things quieter . . . thanks .
I can tell . D'ya happen to like talking by any chance , too ?
Alright, either way, I'll make sure to keep it down !!
Yeah, actually !! How'd you know ?
Good . You'll hear from me if ya so much as upset 'im .
. . . I dunno . Just a hunch .
JOKE OF THE DAY !! before i forget again. . .
WHAT'S A BEE'S FAVORITE MUSICAL ?
That's a shit joke . Heard it before . Get original .
WELL PRETTY MUCH ALL JOKES ARE REUSED. . . I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY GOOD !!
If it ain't original , I ain't interested . Just bores me .
Why are you constantly shouting , kid ?
OH. UHH. . . I GUESS THAT'S FAIR.
I DUNNO. . . IT'S MY NORMAL VOLUME. I CAN QUIET DOWN IF IT'S BOTHERING YOU, THOUGH !!
Great . Glad we're on the same page .
( He still has the same bored expression . Stanier doesn't seem glad about anything )
It's not bothering me . It's just pretty damn annoying .
. . . 'kay. I'll quiet down, then. Sorry.
( She's fidgeting with the buttons on her shirt )
You're awful grumpy. . .
Good .
And what are you gonna do about it , kid ? If you wanted to talk to someone nice , you should go see my partner .
Well I guess I can't really do anything about it. . . If there was a reason why and I could help, I would.
Partner, huh ? What are they like ?
Exactly . Just make peace with my temperament .
Husband , actually . And he's much nicer than me . He's a retired ambulance coach . Still does repairs from time to time if you're in a struggle .
Okay, sorry for asking. . .
Oh !! Congratulations !! He sounds great !! I appreciate the offer, but I'm all good. I do my repairs myself best I can if I need to.
It's whatever .
Congrats ? For what ? Being married ? . . . I advise ya to get checked out by a professional , kid . Seriously
Well. . . yeah !! Being married is exciting !! Like I said, I'm doing good. Nothing wrong with me right now !!
Not when we've been together since uh . . . The second world war ? Only reason we haven't been married longer is due to laws bein' passed to actually let us .
. . . Whatever , the offer's still there . Starlight knows Cam could use the company .
Woah. . . That's a long time. You must love each other a lot !
Huh. . . Is he really that lonely ? Even with you around ?
It's . . . Very fuckin' complicated . I do love 'im a lot though . Ya got that right .
I'm great 'nd all , obviously but . . . He was alone for a long , long while . . . That sorta stuff still gets to him . Having another friend would seriously make his year . . . Why am I tellin' you all this . . .
That's sweet !!
Ohh. . . Yeah, that makes sense. If I'm honest, I don't really got anyone to talk to either. Gets real boring. . . But I'd be his friend !!
I dunno why you're telling me all this, but I don't mind at all !!
I'm sure you'd be great for him . If you'd do that for me . . . Just — don't tell him I said anything to ya . And keep the noise down . He has pretty bad tinnitus . Y'know , ringin' in his ears 24/7 . War veteran shit .
Eh . . Thanks for listenin' kid .
Yeah, I can do that !! Secret's safe with me !! I'll be quiet, too. I wouldn't wanna hurt him or nothin'.
You don't need to thank me, anytime !! I love listening !!
I mean — he ain't fragile , by no means . You wouldn't hurt 'im . I just know he prefers things quieter . . . thanks .
I can tell . D'ya happen to like talking by any chance , too ?
JOKE OF THE DAY !! before i forget again. . .
WHAT'S A BEE'S FAVORITE MUSICAL ?
That's a shit joke . Heard it before . Get original .
WELL PRETTY MUCH ALL JOKES ARE REUSED. . . I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY GOOD !!
If it ain't original , I ain't interested . Just bores me .
Why are you constantly shouting , kid ?
OH. UHH. . . I GUESS THAT'S FAIR.
I DUNNO. . . IT'S MY NORMAL VOLUME. I CAN QUIET DOWN IF IT'S BOTHERING YOU, THOUGH !!
Great . Glad we're on the same page .
( He still has the same bored expression . Stanier doesn't seem glad about anything )
It's not bothering me . It's just pretty damn annoying .
. . . 'kay. I'll quiet down, then. Sorry.
( She's fidgeting with the buttons on her shirt )
You're awful grumpy. . .
Good .
And what are you gonna do about it , kid ? If you wanted to talk to someone nice , you should go see my partner .
Well I guess I can't really do anything about it. . . If there was a reason why and I could help, I would.
Partner, huh ? What are they like ?
Exactly . Just make peace with my temperament .
Husband , actually . And he's much nicer than me . He's a retired ambulance coach . Still does repairs from time to time if you're in a struggle .
Okay, sorry for asking. . .
Oh !! Congratulations !! He sounds great !! I appreciate the offer, but I'm all good. I do my repairs myself best I can if I need to.
It's whatever .
Congrats ? For what ? Being married ? . . . I advise ya to get checked out by a professional , kid . Seriously
Well. . . yeah !! Being married is exciting !! Like I said, I'm doing good. Nothing wrong with me right now !!
Not when we've been together since uh . . . The second world war ? Only reason we haven't been married longer is due to laws bein' passed to actually let us .
. . . Whatever , the offer's still there . Starlight knows Cam could use the company .
Woah. . . That's a long time. You must love each other a lot !
Huh. . . Is he really that lonely ? Even with you around ?
It's . . . Very fuckin' complicated . I do love 'im a lot though . Ya got that right .
I'm great 'nd all , obviously but . . . He was alone for a long , long while . . . That sorta stuff still gets to him . Having another friend would seriously make his year . . . Why am I tellin' you all this . . .
That's sweet !!
Ohh. . . Yeah, that makes sense. If I'm honest, I don't really got anyone to talk to either. Gets real boring. . . But I'd be his friend !!
I dunno why you're telling me all this, but I don't mind at all !!
I'm sure you'd be great for him . If you'd do that for me . . . Just — don't tell him I said anything to ya . And keep the noise down . He has pretty bad tinnitus . Y'know , ringin' in his ears 24/7 . War veteran shit .
Eh . . Thanks for listenin' kid .
JOKE OF THE DAY !! before i forget again. . .
WHAT'S A BEE'S FAVORITE MUSICAL ?
That's a shit joke . Heard it before . Get original .
WELL PRETTY MUCH ALL JOKES ARE REUSED. . . I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY GOOD !!
If it ain't original , I ain't interested . Just bores me .
Why are you constantly shouting , kid ?
OH. UHH. . . I GUESS THAT'S FAIR.
I DUNNO. . . IT'S MY NORMAL VOLUME. I CAN QUIET DOWN IF IT'S BOTHERING YOU, THOUGH !!
Great . Glad we're on the same page .
( He still has the same bored expression . Stanier doesn't seem glad about anything )
It's not bothering me . It's just pretty damn annoying .
. . . 'kay. I'll quiet down, then. Sorry.
( She's fidgeting with the buttons on her shirt )
You're awful grumpy. . .
Good .
And what are you gonna do about it , kid ? If you wanted to talk to someone nice , you should go see my partner .
Well I guess I can't really do anything about it. . . If there was a reason why and I could help, I would.
Partner, huh ? What are they like ?
Exactly . Just make peace with my temperament .
Husband , actually . And he's much nicer than me . He's a retired ambulance coach . Still does repairs from time to time if you're in a struggle .
Okay, sorry for asking. . .
Oh !! Congratulations !! He sounds great !! I appreciate the offer, but I'm all good. I do my repairs myself best I can if I need to.
It's whatever .
Congrats ? For what ? Being married ? . . . I advise ya to get checked out by a professional , kid . Seriously
Well. . . yeah !! Being married is exciting !! Like I said, I'm doing good. Nothing wrong with me right now !!
Not when we've been together since uh . . . The second world war ? Only reason we haven't been married longer is due to laws bein' passed to actually let us .
. . . Whatever , the offer's still there . Starlight knows Cam could use the company .
Woah. . . That's a long time. You must love each other a lot !
Huh. . . Is he really that lonely ? Even with you around ?
It's . . . Very fuckin' complicated . I do love 'im a lot though . Ya got that right .
I'm great 'nd all , obviously but . . . He was alone for a long , long while . . . That sorta stuff still gets to him . Having another friend would seriously make his year . . . Why am I tellin' you all this . . .
JOKE OF THE DAY !! before i forget again. . .
WHAT'S A BEE'S FAVORITE MUSICAL ?
That's a shit joke . Heard it before . Get original .
WELL PRETTY MUCH ALL JOKES ARE REUSED. . . I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY GOOD !!
If it ain't original , I ain't interested . Just bores me .
Why are you constantly shouting , kid ?
OH. UHH. . . I GUESS THAT'S FAIR.
I DUNNO. . . IT'S MY NORMAL VOLUME. I CAN QUIET DOWN IF IT'S BOTHERING YOU, THOUGH !!
Great . Glad we're on the same page .
( He still has the same bored expression . Stanier doesn't seem glad about anything )
It's not bothering me . It's just pretty damn annoying .
. . . 'kay. I'll quiet down, then. Sorry.
( She's fidgeting with the buttons on her shirt )
You're awful grumpy. . .
Good .
And what are you gonna do about it , kid ? If you wanted to talk to someone nice , you should go see my partner .
Well I guess I can't really do anything about it. . . If there was a reason why and I could help, I would.
Partner, huh ? What are they like ?
Exactly . Just make peace with my temperament .
Husband , actually . And he's much nicer than me . He's a retired ambulance coach . Still does repairs from time to time if you're in a struggle .
Okay, sorry for asking. . .
Oh !! Congratulations !! He sounds great !! I appreciate the offer, but I'm all good. I do my repairs myself best I can if I need to.
It's whatever .
Congrats ? For what ? Being married ? . . . I advise ya to get checked out by a professional , kid . Seriously
Well. . . yeah !! Being married is exciting !! Like I said, I'm doing good. Nothing wrong with me right now !!
Not when we've been together since uh . . . The second world war ? Only reason we haven't been married longer is due to laws bein' passed to actually let us .
. . . Whatever , the offer's still there . Starlight knows Cam could use the company .
JOKE OF THE DAY !! before i forget again. . .
WHAT'S A BEE'S FAVORITE MUSICAL ?
That's a shit joke . Heard it before . Get original .
WELL PRETTY MUCH ALL JOKES ARE REUSED. . . I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY GOOD !!
If it ain't original , I ain't interested . Just bores me .
Why are you constantly shouting , kid ?
OH. UHH. . . I GUESS THAT'S FAIR.
I DUNNO. . . IT'S MY NORMAL VOLUME. I CAN QUIET DOWN IF IT'S BOTHERING YOU, THOUGH !!
Great . Glad we're on the same page .
( He still has the same bored expression . Stanier doesn't seem glad about anything )
It's not bothering me . It's just pretty damn annoying .
. . . 'kay. I'll quiet down, then. Sorry.
( She's fidgeting with the buttons on her shirt )
You're awful grumpy. . .
Good .
And what are you gonna do about it , kid ? If you wanted to talk to someone nice , you should go see my partner .
Well I guess I can't really do anything about it. . . If there was a reason why and I could help, I would.
Partner, huh ? What are they like ?
Exactly . Just make peace with my temperament .
Husband , actually . And he's much nicer than me . He's a retired ambulance coach . Still does repairs from time to time if you're in a struggle .
Okay, sorry for asking. . .
Oh !! Congratulations !! He sounds great !! I appreciate the offer, but I'm all good. I do my repairs myself best I can if I need to.
It's whatever .
Congrats ? For what ? Being married ? . . . I advise ya to get checked out by a professional , kid . Seriously
JOKE OF THE DAY !! before i forget again. . .
WHAT'S A BEE'S FAVORITE MUSICAL ?
That's a shit joke . Heard it before . Get original .
WELL PRETTY MUCH ALL JOKES ARE REUSED. . . I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY GOOD !!
If it ain't original , I ain't interested . Just bores me .
Why are you constantly shouting , kid ?
OH. UHH. . . I GUESS THAT'S FAIR.
I DUNNO. . . IT'S MY NORMAL VOLUME. I CAN QUIET DOWN IF IT'S BOTHERING YOU, THOUGH !!
Great . Glad we're on the same page .
( He still has the same bored expression . Stanier doesn't seem glad about anything )
It's not bothering me . It's just pretty damn annoying .
. . . 'kay. I'll quiet down, then. Sorry.
( She's fidgeting with the buttons on her shirt )
You're awful grumpy. . .
Good .
And what are you gonna do about it , kid ? If you wanted to talk to someone nice , you should go see my partner .
Well I guess I can't really do anything about it. . . If there was a reason why and I could help, I would.
Partner, huh ? What are they like ?
Exactly . Just make peace with my temperament .
Husband , actually . And he's much nicer than me . He's a retired ambulance coach . Still does repairs from time to time if you're in a struggle .
JOKE OF THE DAY !! before i forget again. . .
WHAT'S A BEE'S FAVORITE MUSICAL ?
That's a shit joke . Heard it before . Get original .
WELL PRETTY MUCH ALL JOKES ARE REUSED. . . I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY GOOD !!
If it ain't original , I ain't interested . Just bores me .
Why are you constantly shouting , kid ?
OH. UHH. . . I GUESS THAT'S FAIR.
I DUNNO. . . IT'S MY NORMAL VOLUME. I CAN QUIET DOWN IF IT'S BOTHERING YOU, THOUGH !!
Great . Glad we're on the same page .
( He still has the same bored expression . Stanier doesn't seem glad about anything )
It's not bothering me . It's just pretty damn annoying .
. . . 'kay. I'll quiet down, then. Sorry.
( She's fidgeting with the buttons on her shirt )
You're awful grumpy. . .
Good .
And what are you gonna do about it , kid ? If you wanted to talk to someone nice , you should go see my partner .
