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✰ Peanut the Elephant Transport Car !!
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#clowning around ↝ character - in character replies
#ooc - out of character posts
other accounts: @batty-battt (main), @sleekandquick (slick rp account), and @therealgreaseballthediesel (wembley greaseball rp account)
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hey guys i promise jokes of the day will start up again soon!! im just at the final stretch of school atm and exams and final stuff makes it really easy to forget to do them! //
JOKE OF THE DAY !!
What do you call a scary piece of cheese ?
I guess I'd better do a joke of the day . . . !
What's a duck's favourite type of game ?
JOKE OF THE DAY !!
What do you call a drawing of a clown ?
JOKEEEE OFFFF THEEEEE DAYYYYY
Where does Mr. Krabs keep his money ?
HIYA !! I'VE BEEN AWFUL BUSY AND STUFF SO I KINDA MISSED A LOTTA JOKES OF THE DAYS . . . I KINDA GOT DISTRACTED LOOKING FOR COOL STUFF.
SO HERE'S SOME OF THE STUFF I FOUND !! I'LL HAVE A JOKE OF THE DAY TOMORROW, PROMISE !!
// photo credits: pinterest
STAR WARS DAY !!! AND I HAVE 15 MINUTES TO GET THIS JOKE OF THE DAY POSTED BEFORE IT'S THE NEXT DAY SO I BETTER HURRY THIS UP !!
What did master Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k ?
Huh . . . Not heard that one before . Nice , kid .
Really ? YAY !! I've been working real hard on coming up with better ones.
Yeah . Guess you can brag 'bout this one bein' Stanier - approved .
Yeah, guess I can !! Gosh, that's exciting !!
Maybe you got a comedy career ahead of you . Ain't that interesting .
You think ? I didn't even think about that, to be honest, maybe you're right !! That is interesting !!
Well your circus gig ain't goin' too great is it ? Good to keep your doors open , y'know ?
Yeah, well . . . it is kinda hard to keep up a whole circus without the rest of the circus line, haha ! But, you're probably right ! You're awful smart, so, I trust your judgemlent !
Eh , you'll find somethin' sooner or later . Younger cars like you are pretty valuable , no matter what ya were made for .
Geez , I dunno 'bout smart . But thanks , guess it's nice o' ya .
I hope so.
C'mon, 'course you are ! I mean, you give good advice, and I'd say that's pretty smart !!
Maybe jus' experienced . How 'bout that ? Seems more like an old steamer like myself .
Mm, maybe, but you can be experienced and smart at the same time. Dunno why you're so sure you aren't.
STAR WARS DAY !!! AND I HAVE 15 MINUTES TO GET THIS JOKE OF THE DAY POSTED BEFORE IT'S THE NEXT DAY SO I BETTER HURRY THIS UP !!
What did master Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k ?
Huh . . . Not heard that one before . Nice , kid .
Really ? YAY !! I've been working real hard on coming up with better ones.
Yeah . Guess you can brag 'bout this one bein' Stanier - approved .
Yeah, guess I can !! Gosh, that's exciting !!
Maybe you got a comedy career ahead of you . Ain't that interesting .
You think ? I didn't even think about that, to be honest, maybe you're right !! That is interesting !!
Well your circus gig ain't goin' too great is it ? Good to keep your doors open , y'know ?
Yeah, well . . . it is kinda hard to keep up a whole circus without the rest of the circus line, haha ! But, you're probably right ! You're awful smart, so, I trust your judgemlent !
Eh , you'll find somethin' sooner or later . Younger cars like you are pretty valuable , no matter what ya were made for .
Geez , I dunno 'bout smart . But thanks , guess it's nice o' ya .
I hope so.
C'mon, 'course you are ! I mean, you give good advice, and I'd say that's pretty smart !!
Yawn. . . I'm tired !!
JOKE OF THE DAY !!
Why did the car take a nap ?
STAR WARS DAY !!! AND I HAVE 15 MINUTES TO GET THIS JOKE OF THE DAY POSTED BEFORE IT'S THE NEXT DAY SO I BETTER HURRY THIS UP !!
What did master Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k ?
Huh . . . Not heard that one before . Nice , kid .
Really ? YAY !! I've been working real hard on coming up with better ones.
Yeah . Guess you can brag 'bout this one bein' Stanier - approved .
Yeah, guess I can !! Gosh, that's exciting !!
Maybe you got a comedy career ahead of you . Ain't that interesting .
You think ? I didn't even think about that, to be honest, maybe you're right !! That is interesting !!
Well your circus gig ain't goin' too great is it ? Good to keep your doors open , y'know ?
Yeah, well . . . it is kinda hard to keep up a whole circus without the rest of the circus line, haha ! But, you're probably right ! You're awful smart, so, I trust your judgemlent !
STAR WARS DAY !!! AND I HAVE 15 MINUTES TO GET THIS JOKE OF THE DAY POSTED BEFORE IT'S THE NEXT DAY SO I BETTER HURRY THIS UP !!
What did master Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k ?
Huh . . . Not heard that one before . Nice , kid .
Really ? YAY !! I've been working real hard on coming up with better ones.
Yeah . Guess you can brag 'bout this one bein' Stanier - approved .
Yeah, guess I can !! Gosh, that's exciting !!
Maybe you got a comedy career ahead of you . Ain't that interesting .
You think ? I didn't even think about that, to be honest, maybe you're right !! That is interesting !!
STAR WARS DAY !!! AND I HAVE 15 MINUTES TO GET THIS JOKE OF THE DAY POSTED BEFORE IT'S THE NEXT DAY SO I BETTER HURRY THIS UP !!
What did master Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k ?
Huh . . . Not heard that one before . Nice , kid .
Really ? YAY !! I've been working real hard on coming up with better ones.
Yeah . Guess you can brag 'bout this one bein' Stanier - approved .
Yeah, guess I can !! Gosh, that's exciting !!
STAR WARS DAY !!! AND I HAVE 15 MINUTES TO GET THIS JOKE OF THE DAY POSTED BEFORE IT'S THE NEXT DAY SO I BETTER HURRY THIS UP !!
What did master Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k ?
Huh . . . Not heard that one before . Nice , kid .
Really ? YAY !! I've been working real hard on coming up with better ones.
STAR WARS DAY !!! AND I HAVE 15 MINUTES TO GET THIS JOKE OF THE DAY POSTED BEFORE IT'S THE NEXT DAY SO I BETTER HURRY THIS UP !!
What did master Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k ?
ok, so.
in honor of stex wembley closing (im probably gonna write a long sentimental thing later but this is a more lighthearted silly thing ive been wanting to do anyway)
what stex character should i make another rp blog for?
belle (wembley sleeper)
blue lightning
wemb electra
wemb rusty
belle (bar car)
other ideas (notes/comments)
im still probably gonna make a lovett blog in addition for sweeney todd too, im on a rp kick rn. . .
GOSH , I REALLY NEED TO SET AN ALARM FOR THESE JOKES SO I DON'T FORGET !!
ANYWAYS
I went to the beekeeper to get 12 bees. He gave me 13. I told him , " sir , you've given me one extra ! "
He said , " it's a freebie ! "
