You're my Fucking Heroine!

Hey! My name is Stanley, I'm single and ready to finger! Uhh i mean ready to mingle. Just sing me Twinkle Twinkle and follow me on Twitter

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

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Ang mga LALAKI..

1. Moody, pero hindi pinapahalata, kasi ayaw namin na maging malungkot pa ang ibang tao sa paligid namin dahil sa kalungkutan namin. 2. Ayaw namin ng nanlalambing, hindi dahil sa tinatamad kami o may nagugustuhan kaming iba, dahil alam naming masama kapag napasobra kami, masyado kayong kumukulit lalo. 3. Sinungaling. Oo sabihin na nilang kami ang pinakamasamang uri ng tao sa mundo pero ginagawa lang naman namin ang pagsisinungaling na ito para maiwasan na masaktan ang inyong mga damdamin. Kung minsan, hindi na lang namin pinapansin kung ano ang nakita namin, para wala ng masyadong usap. 4. Kawawa lalo na sa text lalo na kapag may ginawa daw kaming mali kahit hindi naman namin alam. Dapat kasi, intindihin din sana ang side ng mga lalaki. 5. Mas seloso kami. Natural makikipag-usap kami sa ibang babae, hindi maiiwasan ‘yon. Ang hindi lang alam ng mga babae, kapag may kausap na iba ang mga girlfriend nila, kahit ba babae din ‘yon ay nagseselos rin ang mga lalaki. Babae lang ba may karapatan magselos? Selfish din kami. Hindi lang siguro natural na showy o masalita ang lalaki sa ganyang bagay. 6. Hindi magaling magtago ang mga lalaki. Kung magaling, e bakit nakakapagbigay kayo ng pagseselos? Ibig sabihin may hint na lumabas. Oo sabihin na nating ang puso ninyo ay sa amin lang kahit makakita kayo ng 1M na mas gwapong lalaki, may chance pa rin na sa 1M na ‘yon, may isa din dun na mapupukaw ang atensyon mo. Magaling lang kayo magtago. 7. Pinagmamalaki namin ang mga babae sa buhay namin sa harap ng maraming tao kasi ‘yon ang gusto nila, e. Sunud-sunuran lang kami, wag lang magkaroon ng away. Kung kami tatanungin, mas gusto namin na ipagmalaki sila ng hindi nila alam di dahil gusto namin manglandi ng iba. Gusto namin i-preserve ang babaeng iyon para lang sa amin. 8. Ayaw namin sa mga nililigawan namin ng ubod ng tagal. Nagmumukhang paasa. Pero sa totoo naman paasa lang naman talaga silang lahat sa umpisa. Gusto kasi nila may marinig muna bago kami kilalanin. 9. Kapag maingay kami, sumabay kayo. Gusto namin ng masayang buhay, at ang pagtawa man minsan ay nagsisilbing panandaliang paglimot sa aming mga problema. Gusto namin sa hirap at ginhawa nandiyan ang mga babae, kailangan man ng yakap o ano, basta ang gusto namin kasama lang sila. Tapos. 10. Gustong gusto namin ‘yung mga babaeng malaki ang respeto sa amin, at sa paraang iyon ay rerespetuhin din naman namin sila at ibibigay ‘yung kiss on the forehead na gustong-gusto nila. Tandaan ninyo sanang kung makakagawa man kami ng kaimoralidad sa inyo, siguro dahil nagbibigay kayo ng pagpayag na gawin namin iyon, direct or indirect man. 11. Ang nagpapa-turn on samin ay ‘yung babaeng kayang tumayo sa sarili nilang paa. Ayaw namin ng mga pa-baby effect kasi nakakainis. Ang gusto namin ay ‘yung makakasama sa paglalakbay, hindi ‘yung kailangan mula simula kami ang aalalay. 12. Ayaw namin sa mga babaeng pakipot sa text. Kung mahal ninyo kami, sabihin ninyo. Nakakainis. Para bang alipin ang tingin sa amin — ‘yon pa naman ang ayaw namin. 13. Sobra kaming natutuwa sa mga babaeng nag-eeffort din: kasi nakikita naming naaappreciate lalo ng mga babaeng ganoon ang effort na ginagawa namin para sa kanila. Hindi ‘yung kami na lang ng kami. Hindi sa nagrereklamo kami na napapagod kami, pero kapag ganoon ang nangyayari matutuwa ka bang pinagtatawanan ng ibang tao ang boyfriend mo at tutuksuhing “ander” at “takusa”? 14. Ang pangarap naming mga lalaki ay mapakilala sa mga taong malapit sa buhay niya, hindi para angkinin ang isang babae kundi para malaman ng mga taong iyon kung gaano kami kapursigido na mga lalaki na maging kalahating-bahagi sa buhay ng isang babae. 15. Mas magaling kaming magpretend. Alang-alang itong lahat sa pride namin bilang lalaki. Walang masama kung ayaw ibaba kung minsan ng lalaki ang kanyang pride, dahil ito ang bumubuo sa kanyang pagkalalaki. Kapag mag-isa ang lalaki, hindi man kami umiiyak, kayo ang pumapasok sa isipan namin. Hindi narerealize ito ng mga babae kasi sarili nila ang madalas nilang isipin kung tungkol sa relasyon ang pag-uusapan. -Alam ko di Lahat ng lalake okay?

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I absolutely love my stupid fuck face here.

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LIGAWAN

Ligawan Noon

1.Pagsibak Ng Kahoy

2.Pag Igib Ng Tubig

3.Pag Haharana

NGAYON

1.Hanap

2.Usap

3.Deal

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MEGADETH LIVE IN MANILA July, 29, 2012, Sunday World Trade Center, Hall D 

I really wanna come, but the ticket is so expensive. I can't afford that.

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I'm gonna miss Mayrics. Yes, it's a place where all the great bands are born. Year 2009 was the last time that I've been here. :(

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The less you have… - via

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10 Things Your Dog Would Say To You If It Could

1. My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be painful, remember that before you get me. 2. Give me time to understand what you want of me. 3. Place your trust in me—it is crucial to my well being. 4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment. 5. You have your work, your entertainment, and your friends. I only have you. 6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your voice when it is speaking to me. 7. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget. 8. Remember before you hit me that I have teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite you because I love you. 9. Before you scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate or lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, or I have been out too long, or my heart is getting too old and weak. 10. Take care of me when I get old, you too will grow old. Go with me on difficult journeys. Never say, “I cannot bear to watch.” or “Let it happen in my absence.” Everything is easier for me if you are there, even my death. Remember that I love you.

Now, think of this list in its simplest form, ignoring all specific details like age and teeth, instead of picturing your dog (or a dog) in your mind, picture your mother, your father, your spouse, your child or your friend, and remember that these are the ten things they could say to you but they often don’t.

Remember that every single being has feelings of its own. Just because these feelings are not expressed or verbalized does not mean they don’t exist. Remember this list the next time you look into the eyes of someone you love—or someone who loves you. These are the same ten things they could say to you but don’t. 

To Man’s Best Friend,

Douglas

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It ain't over.. Beat LA!

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Why We Shout In Anger

A Hindu saint who was visiting river Ganges to take bath found a group of family members on the banks, shouting in anger at each other. He turned to his disciples smiled 'n asked. 'Why do people shout in anger shout at each other?' Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, 'Because we lose our calm, we shout.' 'But, why should you shout when the other person is just next to you? You can as well tell him what you have to say in a soft manner.' asked the saint Disciples gave some other answers but none satisfied the other disciples. Finally the saint explained, . 'When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other to cover that great distance. What happens when two people fall in love? They don't shout at each other but talk softly, Because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is either nonexistent or very small...' The saint continued, 'When they love each other even more, what happens? They do not speak, only whisper 'n they get even closer to each other in their love. Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other 'n that's all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.' He looked at his disciples 'n said. 'So when you argue do not let your hearts get distant, Do not say words that distance each other more, Or else there will come a day when the distance is so great that you will not find the path to return.'

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Hashtagging in Facebook is completely USELESS!

When people use hashtags on facebook. This annoys me so much. It’s facebook not twitter. What are you trying to accomplish?  You want to use hashtags so badly make a twitter. 

For those of you who don’t know what a hashtag is. It’s like the tags on tumblr. For example #Pandas.

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Hashtagging in Facebook is completely USELESS!

eh bakit ba kayo naglalagay ng hashtags sa status niyo sa facebook ? Lumalabas ba dun ? Bwst. Nakakairita lang makita yung mga naghahashtags na walang connect akala mo naman twitter yung facebook. Makiuso lang talaga eh gagawa ng paraan. Nonsense naman ang paglalagay ng hashtags sa facebook. Minsan nonsense pa ang connection ng hashtags sa status ugh >.<

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A chat with my idol, Cove Reber.. I'm so happy that he replied to my message. :)

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"Bakit kapag kayong mga matatanda ang nag-uusap, hindi pwedeng makisabat ang mga bata? Pero kapag kaming mga bata ang nag-uusap, sabat kayo ng sabat? Hindi yata makatarungan yun ah?"

-- Dr. Jose Rizal during his early childhood days. By the way, I got it from the move "Jose Rizal" by Cesar Montano. :)

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Slapshock @ SM City Rosales (Dec 23, 2011)

The Front act for the event! Bien Madayag screams out loud! :)

Here they are! The Slapshock guys.. Jam Bumanlag (Even) and Lee Nadela..

The SLAPFIREWORKS!

A friend of mine, Ken Ramirez.. And yes, he loves Slapshock either! :)

Slapshock playing their new single "Ngayon na" from their latest album "Kinse Kalibre"

With Diane Licudine of EVEN.. :)

So sad that they only played 8 songs from their new album entitled "Kinse Kalibre." But at least, I and my friend Ken took a picture of 'em with us. :)

So, here we go! A photo of mine and my friend with the two of our fave guitarist in the Philippines.. Jam and Lean..

A photo of mine with Ken and Lean Ansing.. Best christmas gift ever to have a photo of my idol.. :)

A solo picture with Lean..

Lastly, with Jam Bumanlag.. :)

All in all, we had a blast! Best christmas present ever to see these guys again! Hopefully, I wanna see them again by December.. :)

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what is Love? define ng isang 5 yr old girl: “Love ay nuong binigyan niya ako ng chocolates at tinulungan pa niya akong alisin ang wrapper nito” 10 yr old girl: “Love ay nuong me ginagawa kaming project sa school at nahawakan niya ang kamay ko imbes na yung ballpen” 15 yr old...