[httydofdreamworks]

Poor Kit Harington…

[munchroome]

[mysharona1987]

[musicalhell]

Homophobia is that alternative medicine where you rely on natural cures and the body’s inherent ability to heal, right?

[rainymeadows]

No, that’s homeopathy. Homophobia is the scientific term for the modern human.

[musicalhell]

Nah, you’re thinking of Homo sapiens. Homophobia is a yellow-skinned, bald, extremely dimwitted patriarch voiced by Dan Castellaneta.

[dan-lee99]

No, that’s Homer Simpson. Homophobia is when two separate words sound the same or similar but have their own different meanings.

[mothmanliveshere]

That’s actually homophone you’re thinking of. Homophobia is a red protein responsible for transporting oxygen in the blood of vertebraes

[stanleyhudsonhornet]

No, that’s hemoglobin. What you’re thinking of is ET’s infamous catch phrase.

[captaincrusher]

[ekjohnston]

This is the show that just keeps on giving. I’m so glad we’re getting a season four.

[amaskdescribingamask-deactivate]

This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

[soundsof71]

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.” 

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]

[speed-metal-punk]

This is a blessed story

[taraljc]

Freddie Mercury was the best ever

[kim-kartrashcan]

I mean…I’d be concerned too

[knifefightscene]

y’all: here’s some alternatives to tumblr in case the site get merked on dec 17th

me:

[couriers-mile]

Elf androgyny and dwarf androgyny and orc androgyny are like three very different forms of androgyny and defiance of the binary and they’re all so good

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

Elf: everyone’s pretty, but has no ass.

Dwarf: everyone’s hairy, but has no ass.

Orc: everyone’s SHREDDED and can crack walnuts between their cheeks.

[jk-bees]

Crafty Minotaur

[northwest-by-a-train]

@rob-anybody

[diesetdown]

I have to laugh

[traparcyclone]

[mistydawnsizemore]

Even Jesus won’t be spared.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

no messiah nipples

[bebedollskies]

[brucesterling]

*Meanwhile, on Twitter

[marikazemus34]

[carbonoid]

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[theweirdwideweb]

[a-rich-friendship]

[viostormcaller]

Whatever is going on in Minnesota I am LIVING for it

[that-one-nb-kid]

My favorite thing about this is that they’re all by different people

[liberalsarecool]

Deregulation will get you killed. Republican policies make your life worse.

[hedhehog]