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College

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If you say so Disney

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Okay Disney

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Okay but you know how the staircase to the female dorms becomes a ramp/slide thing at Hogwarts if a male tries to enter? What if the reason that the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets is a slide is because it was only a staircase for Slytherins, and Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Lockhart weren't Slytherins?

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Um. Holy crap. 

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@the-complex-kid THIS

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I’m literally in love with this song at the moment

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Fuck this. If we were friends before, we're friends now. Contrary to popular belief, some people can be mature enough to have conversations without thinking the whole thing is about sex.

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The Naco, serves 5-6

Remember in Kim Possible how Ron, Kim, Monique, and Rufus would hang out at Bueno Nacho and Ron would make himself the Naco? It’s the combination of a taco and nachos. To make this easy dish all you will need is:

-20oz ground meat (I used Jennie-O seasoned ground turkey) -Tortilla chips (preferably triangle shaped) -Nacho cheese (home made or store bought) -The largest tortillas you can find at your store -Chopped lettuce and tomatoes Take one large tortilla and lightly heat it, do not make it  crispy as it needs to fold up. Add a small layer of nacho cheese as your base. Then pile up the tortilla using the tortilla chips, cheese, ground meat, and lettuce/tomatoes. Then take two corners and fold them up. You can use nacho cheese to paste the two ends together, or sour cream or even guacamole. The other two sides should be gently folded up. Enjoy!

For any questions on this DIY feel free to ask! More DIYs coming your way!

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SOMEONE ACTUALLY FUCKING MADE IT

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“Serves 5-6”

That’s just a suggestion, right?

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More like Serves One

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WHAT?!?!?!

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"I’m finding that often the people with the least to give are the most generous." -Castiel

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My art history instructor was showing us “Netherlandish Proverbs,” and I was wondering how the pies got on this roof.

Then it hit me

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My art history instructor was showing us "Netherlandish Proverbs," and I was wondering how the pies got on this roof. Then it hit me

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“Unless you have been stabbed, shot, homeless, or been to prison, I don’t want to hear ‘the struggle is real’ come out of your mouth!" 

Or, maybe people have their own, personal demons to deal with, and you shouldn’t judge people based on their ability to handle situations you don’t understand. 

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"Unless you have been stabbed, shot, homeless, or been to prison, I don't want to hear 'the struggle is real' come out of your mouth!" 

Or, maybe people have their own, personal demons to deal with, and you shouldn't judge people based on their ability to handle situations you don't understand.