moved

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[art--woonz]

[fifty-shadesofgay]

honestly, one of the funniest exchanges i’ve ever fucking heard is when Arin says “so i was at Target the other day” and Dan says “stop bragging”

[jacey-deactivated20200402]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[tacobellandbdsmgohandinhand-dea]

[thunder]

via weheartit

[zoore]

has anyone ever thought about how mothman must have once been caterpillarboy

[221cbakerstreet]

Well now I can’t think about anything else

[pettycentral]

[hurleyquinnzel]

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

[hurleyquinnzel]

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

[christopher-bryant]

by fall out boy

[hurleyquinnzel]

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

[hephs-thighs]

Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.

[wolfishhel-deactivated20201103]

As a being of the generational void I’m still cackling at this

[nest-deactivated20181209]

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

[tenrecidae]

you sound like a fun person to be around op

[nest-deactivated20181209]

i’ve struck a nerve in the shits&farts fandom

[tenrecidae]

so how do you feel about autistic people op

[nest-deactivated20181209]

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[tenrose]

Random gifs of Rose Tyler [38/?]

[ambarawr]

..but can someone make it look like she’s the one who fucked up Trump’s Hollywood star?

[stedebonnets]

Don’t give up on yourself. A single spark can start a fire that burns the entire prairie.

[polarolds]

It’s my fault. 

[especially]

[rigaya-deactivated20180901]

[90377]

Mt Rainier, Washington State by Filemon & Mickey

[geopsych]

If I ever got to visit one of these high meadows in bloom like this, I would probably break down and cry. I’ve imagined them my whole life.

(Not my photos. Alas.)

[andhumanslovedstories]

Any story claiming to be a deconstruction of fairy tales but has nothing to offer except new types of violence, more explicit sex, and a general attitude of “lol happy endings aren’t real” is like. such a cultural waste of time tbh

[shining-magically]

know what actually is a good deconstruction of a fairy tale? Shrek. It fucks up just about everything in a normal fairy tale and still manages to have a happy ending with a good message and never once has to be ‘gritty’ or ‘dark’. It’s actually really well done.

[dropofrum]

“The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist; a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain.”

- Ursula LeGuin, ‘The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas’

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

lmao this is such a running joke in fairy tale academia that we keep a tally every time fairy tales are combined with ‘dark’ or ‘twisted’