Three Houses Characters as Text Messages I’ve Sent
Part two!
Blue Lions:
Dimitri: “Also, I have decided after my breakdown I’m going back to the old me, slightly sadistic but with humour ”
Felix: “ Being attracted to veins means you have a thing for blood spaghetti and I hope you drown because of it “
Sylvain: “I was going to put Black Widow but the last thing I need is people knowing I had an Iggy phase ”
Dedue: *Read at 2:36pm*
Annette: “I saw my dad downstairs and I was confused”
Mercedes: “I’ve made so much banana bread. I don’t even like bananas”
Ashe: “Was the sad music intentional or was it just playing at the right time”
Ingrid: “Not to be a simp . . . That’s it. I’m not a simp”
Golden Deer:
Claude: “What do you mean I can’t just run away from my problems”
Hilda: “I have too high expectations, even for myself”
Leonie: “I haven’t talked about (REDACTED) in a hot minute-”
Ignatz: “I liked my painting, then I looked at it again and wanted to cry”
Raphael: “PASTA SALAD!”
Marrianne: “I’m not avoiding you, I just don’t wanna explain why I’m crying.”
Lystheita: “Just give me the cookie and no one has to get hurt”
Lorenz: “I’m better than you shut up hoe”
Black Eagle:
Edelgard: “I just think blood is cool”
Hubert: “And that’s on childhood trauma”
Linhardt: “I’ve napped in all my friends houses, you’re next”
Dorethea: “I WANNA BE IN A PLAY/MUSICAL SO BAD”
Petra: “Please repeat that but so my 1/3 of a braincell can understand”
Bernedetta: “Quarantine be kinda fun though”
Ferdinand: “I am Ferdinand von Ageir”
Caspar: “I’M GOING TO FU*KING SLAP YOU”
Ashen Wolves:
Yuri: “Join the mafia? Bit*h I am the mafia.”
Hapi: “The voice in my head says you don’t deserve rights”
Balthus: “Just because you don’t fight doesn’t mean it’s wrong”
Constance: “BOW DOWN BEFORE ME YOU CLOWN”
Church Of Serios:
Byleth: “I hate kids”
Seteth: “I trust no one but myself”
Flayn: “I CAUGHT A BIG FISH”
Rhea: “Think? Oh darling no, I KNOW I’m better then you”