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synopsis. in which you purchase the new tomodachi life game, and your significant others have.. varying opinions and approaches.
genre. fluff + crack
ft. ashveil, blade, sunday, dottore, alhaitham, kaveh
gn!reader.
➫ 𝓐𝗦𝗛𝗩𝗘𝗜𝗟 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗
⌗ he loves the animals that you can have as pets if you gift a mii a treasure — they’re just these silly realistic ass pngs that can’t do much other than bounce or make noise but he’s there for it
⌗ his mii is dripped the fuck out on your account, he made SURE of it, and the same goes for your adorable mii. although, you go broke — often, because of the refreshes of clothing every at where and wear that he can’t help but want.
⌗ adding onto the former, ashveil gets immense cuteness aggression over your mii, he just wants to pluck your little self and squeeze you to death with all the love he has for you aughhh
⌗ lives for the drama with the confessions he sees while you play ( thankful not of your mii and his ), where SEVERAL mfers pull up to the confession, either at the other table, in the bush outside ( in the case of tomoria ), or from under the mii wheel seats — LIKE BRO, that shit got him gasping and cracking up
⌗ has beef with the late night market for scamming him with only three items rather than five — what the hell do you need multiple garages for ( yes he has received one every single day in a row )
⌗ while you’re asleep he picks up your console to play for himself, to which the miis always seem to comment on him being a night owl or how he’s up late ( god forbid a man has insomnia )
➫ 𝓑𝗟𝗔𝗗𝗘 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗
⌗ silver wolf put you on a new game, and there goes being able to spend time with you when elio is not sending him off following the script. he doesn’t want to feel a type of way but it’s definitely cutting between the time you spend together..
⌗ he’d be cooking or cleaning up while you’re giggling away from the sofa at the confession scenes or weddings and of course the miis having their talks about obscene topics, trying his best to tune out the bitterness he feels.. until he sees himself on the screen — with you
⌗ now he’s not interested, but also.. well, you do look cute following him around- going out on dates, so he.. can’t quite help but turn off the faucet to watch a little bit, if only to see your relationship progress
⌗ he doesn’t play himself, but he likes to hold you while you play the game, and just watches absently while you tend to the island and your very-in-love miis.
⌗ rlly domestic of blade, but he looks forward to the market refreshes everyday; he’ll subtly ask what you got at the supermarket today or the limited markets throughout the morning, afternoon and night — just to see what food you got and if it was ever something that you might want him to cook for you<3
⌗ his mii is incredibly existential, and if he ever has just some random thing to tell you guys- he can’t help but feel slightly embarrassed of how spot on the comments are. ‘the sun will explode one day, what will you enjoy then?’ like bro CHILL
➫ 𝓢𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗔𝗬 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗
⌗ he first caught you playing the game when giggling could be heard from your room.. and then the parlor car.. and then in march’s room.. and then the trailblazer’s room — literally everywhere you went, even outside the express.
⌗ when he finally gives into curiosity and checks for himself what the hype is about, sunday finds himself.. greatly invested. it’s an island that is entirely customizable, with people that rely on his guidance to find love, make choices, eat, define themselves- everything.
⌗ you offer at some point to let him try, noting how his aurum eyes seemed to shimmer with interest.. and you haven’t really gotten your device back since giving it to him. it was no trouble- in fact it was rather cute how invested he had been.
⌗ at the very least the island is in good hands, sunday knows what he’s doing and he’s very much tending to the miis needs with immense enthusiasm — feeling inclined to do everything in his power for them all to be happy and living the dream, as the title suggests.
⌗ he also stresses to get your mii and his mii married and moved in — very important to him and the subliminal messaging he’d like to send to you..
⌗ i will say though, his patience is being greatly tested with the amount of requests miis have been making to put vending machines on the shoreline. he wants to satisfy the needs of his ( your ) residents, but at the cost of sullying the island’s beauty? debatable.
➫ 𝓓𝗢𝗧𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗘 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗
⌗ he started to hear from you less and less one week into the spring, and although he was ever the busy man with his work.. it became progressively more prevalent in his mind, to which he felt implored to actually see what was keeping you from visiting him.. and low and behold, you were glued to this game.
⌗ it was a curious thing for him, watching how you were so invested in the lives of characters you had designed — including yourself and some segments of him. he wanted to try for himself and run his own.. experiments, for lack of better wording ( they’re harmless )
⌗ for the most part it was just testing which segment of him would win your heart first; can def envision almost everybody pulling up to the function to confess only for you to reject all of them
⌗ which isn’t actually that big of a problem considering how deeply he dotes on your mii; honestly, i think he’s happier to gatekeep your mii, where they even refer to him as beloved and say lovey dovey shit — and he just snickers away at it.
⌗ other than that he mostly observes you while you play, resting his chin on your shoulder and allowing his eyes to roam the screen and controls, then tests the game out for himself along with all the different mechanics
⌗ don’t tell anyone but he really likes the greenery in the game — he made this pretty flower garden for you to log on and see when you would play again<3
➫ 𝓐𝗟𝗛𝗔𝗜𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗠 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗
⌗ don’t tell anyone but he really likes the music — especially the track used in the palette house. he doesn’t do much designing- it’s not something he’s particularly good at, but he wanted to unlock the treasure room so he had to do some things here and there.
⌗ i’m not sure how interested he actually is in the game, it’s more kaveh’s speed or yours- but i think a tiny part of him just really liked the idea of being able to put everyone he’s ever cared for in one space, even if it’s not real.
⌗ he has a fun time designing books in the game and coming up with dialogue combinations for all of the wrong things because why are these miis saying the most egregiously academic shit known to mankind..
⌗ he visits your mii. often. i would argue your mii is the most pampered by him, constantly plucked up, visited, dressed up, fed; anything to make you happy, it’s actually quite cute.
⌗ even while none of you are playing the game, he occasionally hums the music — which you could either point out or hum along to instead ( i hum along if i hear it lol )
⌗ somehow always gets good shit from the late night market — ALWAYS GETTING FIVE ITEMS, which kaveh wants for strangle him over because why is he always getting three and the stupidest shit.
➫ 𝓚𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗛 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗
⌗ you’ve been clicking away at a gaming console for who knows how long, and it’s beginning to get on his nerves with how little you paid him any mind.. just what happened to basic decency, certainly at the dinner table?
⌗ finally when he says something, you innocently reveal the game that has been occupying your time, and when he sees the island builder mechanics- that you were essentially working on designing your island.. let’s just say his ire lessened.
⌗ you were somewhat taking interest in his craft, wanting to compose a beautiful island layout — and that made him quite happy to see! even if it’s just a fictional thing on a screen, it was appreciated nonetheless.
⌗ you let him try the game, of course, and- well.. let’s just say most of the hours went into not only building- but DESIGNING buildings using the palette house — so kaveh was.. there for awhile, but your island looks very beautiful!
⌗ for whatever reason he finds out that his mii lives with alhaitham, and instead of you two moving in together when you finally get into a relationship — you just end up moving in with him AND alhaitham. so he feels a type of way..
⌗ like sunday, but intensified, he’s a bit of a crashout when miis ask for vending machines, sprinklers, streetlights and lanterns in the worst possible spaces. additionally when they ask for clothes or items and don’t appreciate what he gives them, he also feels offended! like dude he put all that effort in and for what? to get a ‘doesn’t think it’s a good match’?
notes. i took a little longer w this — originally i was gonna add more characters but i ran out of ideas since i didn’t bring my switch to visit my friends this weekend akakaka but anyway i hope these hcs were ok! for simplicity, the genshin ones are in a modern au!
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more halfway au greentexts!! these are super fun. two rks two akirui ... toya coming soon
only two of them because the other two fell through #oops.
the sex jellyfish ... akito. going on like an adtoon route w this one and pretending he has tentacles EVEN THOUGH there aren't any in the card #thanks
-> yyyyyyou hate being by the goddamn ocean but whatever it's whatever.
-> it's not your fault... it's a terrifying goddamn ocean. even on a sunny day like this one something about the water's gentle movement and the lack of reflection in the dark surface gives you the creeps.
-> these creeps are immediately confirmed when you walk too close to the shore (MISTAKE) and a GODDAMN HAND flies out of the darkness and pulls you in.
-> you're obviously thrashing and flailing a lot because of course you fucking are! but there are hands wrapping around you keeping your arms pinned to your bodyAbd something way bigger wait what the fuck
-> IS THAT A TENTACLE????
-> you hear an oddly warbled yet still very clear (how? you're underwater) giggle that is WAY TOO FAMILIAR.
-> fucking. KAMISHIRO???
-> that's the least of your concerns right now. you've GOT to get out of here.
-> the water is so much brighter and more ... whimsical underneath the surface. if you cared about that it'd calm you down but you are STILL being restrained by a GIANT TENTCLE MONSTER with the VOICE OF KAMISHIRO that is TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES wait what the fuck
-> these tentacles have a really bad attitude. they're running all over your body and groping at you with their... suckers. it's a weird sensation... pleasurable but BAD.
-> there are so many FUCKING tentacles and they all have equally bad attitudes. one is grabbing at your dick, which YEAH, IT'S HARD by now. doesn't seem like your goddamn fault
-> one grabs it and immediately starts pumping, and against your better judgement you let a mix between a hiss and a moan into the water. before you can start fucking drowning, though, another tentacle snakes up your body and enters your mouth. GOD!!!
-> even though it's very difficult to focus you hear another one of those giggles and you are Reminded that kamishiro is somewhere nearby.
-> you try to focus on breathing past the goddamn tentacle - maybe you can turn and look for him??
-> sure enough there he is, smiling placidly behind you. he's - the tentacles are his. of fuckig course.
-> another one slides into your ass. you're being totally pounded by these tentacles... and they're keeping you tied up in a really compromosing position too.
-> your tears intermingle with the water around you... and your cum.
-> these tentacles are not small or slow, so this whole ordeal very quickly becomes too much for you. since you are also RUNNING OUT OF AIR
-> you pass out pretty quickly as the tentacles keep pumping you inside and out.
-> you wake up not dead or drowned, just naked on the beach.
-> THAT FUCKING SUCKED. it's settled - you're never letting yourself near the ocean again.
space is the place tsukasa. genuinely i can't figure out how we can fuck in spacesuits so im just making this a spacegasm sorries
-> as a star, your greatest fantasy beside dominating every stage and screen of the world is to go Beyond the world!! to witness the majesty of the people you entertain all at once!! to view the earth from the moon!!
-> really, this was less of a goal and more of a fantasy. even every time rui joked about launching you, or building a rocket; it never crossed your mind that it could actually occur to you. maybe one day ... in the distant future ...
-> certainly not now.
-> yet.
-> here you are.
-> it's fine. it's fine. you've got a space suit! you woke up in a space suit. you just need to not think about it. don't think about it and you'll be fine.
-> it's easy to panic, but you mustn't let this opportunity to slip you by!
-> looking around, you can see a spaceship lurking in the distance, but there doesn't seem to be any sort of tether between you and it.
-> there is however! someone floating further away, in a different direction! perhaps someone who can explain what on earth is going on!!
-> or what off earth, you suppose.
-> his spacesuit is a striking red color, which you didn't notice right away because of his being framed by the moon. is it a good idea to head further away from safe points? probably not! but something about this fellow is alluring you.
-> he seems excited to see you, waving you over. as you make your way, he starts to do something that absolutely horrifies you - THE MADMAN STARTS TO TAKE OFF HIS HELMET????
-> fear overtakes you! panic! horror! but...
-> he's smiling and laughing, and he's... kamishiro rui??
-> he's done something with his hair, and there's a strange moon face paint on his right cheek that you don't quite recognize.
-> immediately he grabs your hand with his own, though he almost fumbles his grip through the thick and unwieldy glove.
-> he looks very handsome framed by the moon like this... where is he taking you?
-> it seems like nowhere in particular. he just wants to swim among the stars with you. how charming!
-> you wonder with a start if you could take off your own helmet. would that be okay??? would you die??? he is clearly not dead!! he seems to be having the time of his life. you don't need any sort of communications to hear his laughing echoing distantly through the vacuum surrounding you.
-> well... the joy in his face is palpable. it's probably clear on your face too, surrounded her by your ilk, the shining stars of the universe... he'd probably admire the look on your face!
-> you breathe in sharply and grab the base of your helmet.
more halfway au greentexts!! these are super fun. two rks two akirui ... toya coming soon
only two of them because the other two fell through #oops.
the sex jellyfish ... akito. going on like an adtoon route w this one and pretending he has tentacles EVEN THOUGH there aren't any in the card #thanks
-> yyyyyyou hate being by the goddamn ocean but whatever it's whatever.
-> it's not your fault... it's a terrifying goddamn ocean. even on a sunny day like this one something about the water's gentle movement and the lack of reflection in the dark surface gives you the creeps.
-> these creeps are immediately confirmed when you walk too close to the shore (MISTAKE) and a GODDAMN HAND flies out of the darkness and pulls you in.
-> you're obviously thrashing and flailing a lot because of course you fucking are! but there are hands wrapping around you keeping your arms pinned to your bodyAbd something way bigger wait what the fuck
-> IS THAT A TENTACLE????
-> you hear an oddly warbled yet still very clear (how? you're underwater) giggle that is WAY TOO FAMILIAR.
-> fucking. KAMISHIRO???
-> that's the least of your concerns right now. you've GOT to get out of here.
-> the water is so much brighter and more ... whimsical underneath the surface. if you cared about that it'd calm you down but you are STILL being restrained by a GIANT TENTCLE MONSTER with the VOICE OF KAMISHIRO that is TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES wait what the fuck
-> these tentacles have a really bad attitude. they're running all over your body and groping at you with their... suckers. it's a weird sensation... pleasurable but BAD.
-> there are so many FUCKING tentacles and they all have equally bad attitudes. one is grabbing at your dick, which YEAH, IT'S HARD by now. doesn't seem like your goddamn fault
-> one grabs it and immediately starts pumping, and against your better judgement you let a mix between a hiss and a moan into the water. before you can start fucking drowning, though, another tentacle snakes up your body and enters your mouth. GOD!!!
-> even though it's very difficult to focus you hear another one of those giggles and you are Reminded that kamishiro is somewhere nearby.
-> you try to focus on breathing past the goddamn tentacle - maybe you can turn and look for him??
-> sure enough there he is, smiling placidly behind you. he's - the tentacles are his. of fuckig course.
-> another one slides into your ass. you're being totally pounded by these tentacles... and they're keeping you tied up in a really compromosing position too.
-> your tears intermingle with the water around you... and your cum.
-> these tentacles are not small or slow, so this whole ordeal very quickly becomes too much for you. since you are also RUNNING OUT OF AIR
-> you pass out pretty quickly as the tentacles keep pumping you inside and out.
-> you wake up not dead or drowned, just naked on the beach.
-> THAT FUCKING SUCKED. it's settled - you're never letting yourself near the ocean again.
space is the place tsukasa. genuinely i can't figure out how we can fuck in spacesuits so im just making this a spacegasm sorries
-> as a star, your greatest fantasy beside dominating every stage and screen of the world is to go Beyond the world!! to witness the majesty of the people you entertain all at once!! to view the earth from the moon!!
-> really, this was less of a goal and more of a fantasy. even every time rui joked about launching you, or building a rocket; it never crossed your mind that it could actually occur to you. maybe one day ... in the distant future ...
-> certainly not now.
-> yet.
-> here you are.
-> it's fine. it's fine. you've got a space suit! you woke up in a space suit. you just need to not think about it. don't think about it and you'll be fine.
-> it's easy to panic, but you mustn't let this opportunity to slip you by!
-> looking around, you can see a spaceship lurking in the distance, but there doesn't seem to be any sort of tether between you and it.
-> there is however! someone floating further away, in a different direction! perhaps someone who can explain what on earth is going on!!
-> or what off earth, you suppose.
-> his spacesuit is a striking red color, which you didn't notice right away because of his being framed by the moon. is it a good idea to head further away from safe points? probably not! but something about this fellow is alluring you.
-> he seems excited to see you, waving you over. as you make your way, he starts to do something that absolutely horrifies you - THE MADMAN STARTS TO TAKE OFF HIS HELMET????
-> fear overtakes you! panic! horror! but...
-> he's smiling and laughing, and he's... kamishiro rui??
-> he's done something with his hair, and there's a strange moon face paint on his right cheek that you don't quite recognize.
-> immediately he grabs your hand with his own, though he almost fumbles his grip through the thick and unwieldy glove.
-> he looks very handsome framed by the moon like this... where is he taking you?
-> it seems like nowhere in particular. he just wants to swim among the stars with you. how charming!
-> you wonder with a start if you could take off your own helmet. would that be okay??? would you die??? he is clearly not dead!! he seems to be having the time of his life. you don't need any sort of communications to hear his laughing echoing distantly through the vacuum surrounding you.
-> well... the joy in his face is palpable. it's probably clear on your face too, surrounded her by your ilk, the shining stars of the universe... he'd probably admire the look on your face!
-> you breathe in sharply and grab the base of your helmet.
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