Hey guys! This is my first like actual post ig lol! But yeah these are Dave Lizewski headcannons from Kickass. So enjoy!
Fluff
okay when dave first met you he for sure got nervous trying to talk to you (poor boy probably almost threw up from how gorgeous he thought you were)
but he most definitely was shocked to see you at his comic store one day (idk if you read comics or not i’m just putting the this because cool people read comics)
but when y’all started dating he’s very cute. like hand holding and all that
he LOVES. showing you off to his friends like making out in front of them (like he did with Katie 🤭)
he also adores when you call him baby or like just when you say his name in a like curtain tone
also once you find out his kick-ass he most definitely sneaks through your window and is like “um baby? let me in please” so you can like clean up his wounds and just spend time with him after he just got beat up
also defending him when people like tease him at school (not that he really does anymore just when he used to)
he loves spending time with you around school. like at lunch or even studying together in the library he loves looking at you when you are focused on something
okay but now for the spicy stuff 🤭😈
Smut
MOST DEFINITELY A WHIMPERER.
he loves when you ride him, that way he can like have better access touching your body (he also loves look at your face you make when you bounce up and down on him)
he hasn’t had that much experience so he usually let’s you take control but sometimes depending on how he is feeling he’ll take over
his favorite thing ever is receiving head (well he’s literally a teenage boy with raging hormones so course) but he loves going down on you, he loves giving you pleasure and hearing all the sounds you make just for him (but boy most definitely has to like grind on the bed when eating you out it frustrates him how hot and bothered it makes him when he goes down on you so he has to have some friction)
he loves hearing you call him “good boy”or say “fuck you’re so good for me” or “you feel so good baby” and like when you say “oh yeah?” in a certain tone boy will literally cum on the spot hearing you say that
he also has most definitely jerked off to you before (like you sending him a really dirty picture of you he will fucking lose it)
he loves like when you kiss down his neck and giving him hickeys he thinks it’s the most attractive thing ever.
but in all honesty he just loves you so much and can’t believe you got with him (because you’re so gorgeous duh)
BUT OKAY GUYS THATS IT HOPE Y’AL ENJOYED THIS!!! I APOLOGIZE THIS IS SO SHORT 😞













