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arineedssleep

Tony: Okay you know what, YOU’RE IN TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!

Peter, climbing on top of the fridge: this house iS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

#starker #maybe

mcufam

tony + underappreciated suit scenes

#tony stark #bruh

van-dyne

Interviewer: Why do you think Spider-Man is such an important part of the MCU, because there may be be a little divorce happening.

Jeff Goldblum: ???

#me

occhiolismatic

THEY WENT HIKING

THE BEST PART IS THAT THEYRE HOLDING THE PHONE UP WITH A SHOE

MY HEART

WHO WAS THE FIRST TO PICK UP THE TOY- IM-

WHOSE HOUSE IS THIS

MY CROPS

ARE THRIVING

#rom howney #😳😳😳

someone-like-robsten

Tom Holland Accidentally Ghosted Robert Downey Jr. (x)

#tom holland #rdj #rom howney

itsallavengers

after losing a dare Tony has to spend one whole day wearing roller-skates everywhere, including business meetings & Avengers Conferences. They thought it’d be funny except Tony can actually, for some reason (blame the eighties) skate super well?? So he’s just there nyooming into StarkIndustries with a cup of coffee in one hand and a phone in the other, business-suited up and not even looking ashamed as he skates through the lobby and then does a perfect 180-turn into the elevator, smiling at colleagues who don’t even bother to look surprised at this point, cuz it’s just like….Their Boss is a crackhead u know, sometimes he comes in wearing red-and-gold roller skates instead of loafers. nothing new.

itsallavengers

Pictures of him skating about his day blow up on the internet. Everyone’s like ‘wtf is he doing’ but they’re also…weirdly impressed by it. I mean, this is Iron Man, just skating carefree about his workplace… grabbing coffee… stopping off at the store to buy milk……. and one of those far-right politicians makes a comment about it being ‘the most queer thing he’s ever seen’ to which Tony OBVIOUSLY takes as a challenge when he responds to the tweet with a pic of him in full Eighties-workout gear, bright pink Lycra body suit, leg-warmers, arm-bands, hair puffed up/ crimped. For every new tweet he finds insulting him, he pulls in another Avenger to pose in a bodysuit and skates with him, until there’s a whole thread of hate followed by thotty eighties-themed Avenger pics. His twitter gains like a million followers overnight and Director Fury has to physically wrestle Tony away from making the photo of the whole team wearing barely-there Lycra and neon armbands their official social media profile photo. Fury then orders him to take off the skates. So he continues, of course, to wear the skates when going about his day and does so for a full week until he has to go out as Iron Man (unfortunately, it’s difficult to do Superhero-Landings when you’re rolling around as soon as your feet hit the floor).

Anyway TL;DR - that’s the story of how Tony Stark managed to bring back roller-skating as a fashion trend and make Fury burst a blood vessel at the sight of Captain America in pink skates and a red-white-blue bodysuit that left nothing to the imagination.

#tony stark

wadey-wilson

Will you ever shutup about Tony stark man

#me

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#rdj

wadey-wilson

Hold me, kid. Hold me.

#Team MIT [insp]

#peter parker #in case we forgot how soft this boy is #much love #baby boy baby

princessamericachavez

I’m a huge sucker for characters that chose to be heroic. Like, no big profecy, no great chosen one moment, just someone who consciously decided to do the right thing because someone fucking had to.