Stark Raven Mad

I'm a Renaissance beauty, don't cha know?

[bob-belcher]

[everydaylouie]

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

[trappedblackrose-deactivated201]

I love this so much. I always play it when it comes on

[c0litasxo]

how cute

[amateur]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:

[sprimpfriedrice]

me, an ancient greek, knowing that some thot is about to send hera on another murderous rampage

[lil-lit-bit]

Me knowing the baby zeus just put in her is gonna have a hellish life because she got thotty with Hera’s man

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’m a dude, LMAO. :p

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

It has come to my attention in the notes that Zeus’ monster thundercock would probably still get me pregnant anyway, and you know what? You’re absolutely right! Me, going to Mount Olympus to pick up my alimony checks from Hera, cause Zeus is out being a thot with someone else after I moved on to some cute, horny Satyr:

[sf3]

[shardwick]

[baerials-deactivated20210402]

Pooh stop running from your fucking problems

[corvid-apologist]

me

[pukicho]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[rabbittrabbitt]

discuss.

[queenofthedorks]

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[whatsliferotfl]

Pure genius

[manthadoodle]

My joints as I stand up after having been sitting for awhile:

[buckybarnes123456-deactivated20]

SJAHDHSJSBSBS

[ruinedchildhood]

[nanyangosaurus]

You are like little baby watch this

[woke-butt-deactivated20181011]

[pokephotographr]

I laughed at this too much

[toothmuncher3000]

A podcast: *exists*

Blue Apron:

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

whats agriculture

[xtec]

THIS

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

I showed this to my boyfriend and he sprinted to the cupboard and pulled this out